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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson High tech skills are easy to replace with robots too, Need to teach people how to be electricians, plumbers, mechanics etc.

    It'll be a few years before you have a robot plumber showing his ass crack under your kitchen sink .

    Essentially what I was driving at was raising the next generation to be the ones that program the mechanics and move sequences for these trades-bots.

    And along with that, train a few in 3d graphics design so that they can feed the 3d printers that manufacture those plumber-bot ass cracks to be as aesthetically charming as they can be.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Only if the bitch don't pay me.

    I always tell them it's gonna hurt me more than it hurts them, but I do tear up a little bit inside each time I have to exercise the pimp hand to keep a ho in check.

    Pimpin' ain't easy.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Okay I know I'm talking communism essentially (not necessarily of the "Gay Space" variety, though)...

    But it's not as foolish or futile of an idea anymore, assuming technology is applied in just the right ways.

    Old school Marxism is outdated as fuck, but some kind of "techno-communism" could (read: COULD) potentially work.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This would require MASSIVE centralized government regulation tho...
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra most jobs are already redundant and could be mechanized without the fabled AI; it's only a matter of time before there are more people than jobs that need to be done… And even then the jobs that can't be done by AI or machinery will be well above the capability of most people.

    But if nobody has to work, then wouldn't that be better?

    I mean, assuming at least that consumerism is virtually eliminated as well...

    If all essential needs are met via automated delivery of amenities and services, maybe we can actually live in a world that requires nobody to work, but we all stay housed, fed, entertained, socialized, etc...?
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    But muh chimney sweeps and haberdashers?
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    To be honest, working retail kinda sucks anyway.

    Isn't it a better solution to start teaching kids more high tech skills so we can at least prepare for the inevitable obsolescence of certain job categories in the generations that follow?
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian Squirrel is DTE

    What I wanna know is if she's DTF.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Masturbation is good for you, relieves stress, burns calories, makes you feel good etc…why lessen that?

    Of all the commonly recurring self-improvement tropes, to fap or not to fap has always been a definite bone of contention.

    There are a lot of arguments in favor of both sides.

    I think one common reason that people, especially men and not women, will see as a potential gain in reducing (or even eliminating altogether) masturbation is that it might lead to stronger drive and motivation in life (perhaps via a build up over time of certain hormones like Testosterone).

    Personally, I tend to subscribe to that camp, but within reason. There are full blown no-fap folks who think going entire months without will turn them into wizards or something. My personal goal is just to avoid those days where I find myself masturbating like 5 times a day. Once every few days usually feels like a by-product of a busier life, since I literally just forget to do it some days. Five times a day, though, and I feel like I'm stagnating in life in a major way.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I remember when Eva Longoria was every young man's dream.





    She has a tendency towards rendering the blood vessels running throughout my penis sufficiently engorged to produce a stiff extension of said organ physiologically and anatomically.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by šŸæ ….hes sucking your dick is what's really going on here.

    Not exactly, BUT...

    You just kinda blew my mind because you got me wondering... If I'm duped this easily by a dude... A female serial killer would absolutely enslave me.

    And as hot as that might be, I have a moral obligation to not become a serial killer.

    It's my own personal lifestyle choice.

    I oppose the right to commit serial murder.

    Do not let the 69th amendment to the United States constitution pass!
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hope he doesn't squirt wasabi/mustard up your nose while you're asleep. that would be quite the rude awakening.

    See, that right there... That's too specific to not be a "signature".

    You got some special insight into the mind of a real life serial killer?
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Not getting a daily dose of at least a hundred Kr0z dogs a day from finny.

    I assure you, if he does not get his mid-day Kr0z dogs, he gets cranky.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil if this nigga aint paying rent then he should gtfo

    He gives me money when he has it.

    His second day here he tossed me a hundred dollar bill, and then got me high (meth), and offered to clean my apartment.

    I have had loafers aplenty invade my home over the years...

    I have had thieves and criminals of all kinds...

    This guy is a polite, charming, fair, decent young man...

    He just happens to also have a compulsive desire to burn strangers' hair and to tie people to train tracks and watch them explode.

    Let me just tell you all that a B.A. in psychology did not prepare me for this... Heck, a PhD or an M.D. probably wouldn't.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I know I seem like a total tool right now hosting a gentleman with such... unique sadistic and sexual fantasies... at my home.

    But you all need to understand that he was the nicest and most sympathetic young man you'll ever meet.

    He went from Mr. Rogers a few weeks ago to Mr. Jack the Ripper last night.

    Tonight is officially the last night, but I am willing to take A CERTAIN DEGREE OF risk here.

    He hasn't killed me yet.

    Nearly three weeks he's been here.

    And you need to hear the guy IRL to really see why he seems so harmless.

    He apologizes at least a couple times an hour.

    He pays back debts when he owes them.

    He offers to help clean or grab you refreshments when he's out.

    He shares his drugs with you with no expectation of later compensation.

    He ticks just about every checkbox of a truly stands up guy.

    He just happens to also tick just about every checkbox of a psychotic, chainsaw wielding, maniacal, serial killer.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The precise, scientifically determined, age at which you are meant to immediately stop making new friends, and exclusively trust currently existing friends, is 23.75 years of age.[Citation Needed]
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I donā€™t know why this popped in my head but i remember when someone new came to the forums
    Sanch would post ā€œNo New Friendsā€ by Drake lmao fuqn idiot

    If you start following that motto too early...

  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hey gadzooks, maybe try not having people you dont like stay at your place lol?

    He didn't start out crazy.

    He gradually got darker and darker in his fantasies and rants.

    I had no way of anticipating this from the beginning.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    "so gal you dont gotta act so coy or catfish, you dont smell that way as a habitrol, nor are you a troll. yer my heroine.. you just come across as a coy catfish thru this drive thru- media's telephone and internet scurvice, im aware the truth ā€¦ fkn furry form"

    Maybe he's got the soul of a poet in him...

    ...or maybe the cooked femur muscle of a lone female jogger that went missing a week ago in him.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Come to think of it though, I probably should put on some pants, and take of this t-shirt that says "light my hair on fire you bad boy"...
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