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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I fear the Jedi Jihad.

    Jedi knights have "The Force" and all, so they could do some real damage.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mashlehash You don't know who Phoebe is? What about Dena or Cena?

    Can't say that I do...



    Are they hot?
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    Originally posted by mashlehash Gadzooks, it's Phoebe.

    Who the heck is Phoebe?

    Besides the one from a popular 90's show that would sing songs about cats that smelled bad.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by y36mg How can I learn more about trianglism?

    At your local library...

    Around back, there's likely someone completely dissociated on a high plateau DXM trip...

    Ask them for guidance.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're lucky you didn't wake up in a warm bath with several of your major organs missing.

    I have but one organ I value...

  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh... I just posted this in the wrong thread...

    I meant to post it in another thread wherein I was discussing this thread.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Well hey everyone, it's been a blast, but I have to go sleep now.

    I am bookmarking "niggasin.space". I'll be back.

    Keep the Totse spirit live!

    ...Five months later...

    (From a thread I made titled "Holy fuck I miss Totse"...)

    Originally posted by gadzooks Totse is a part of who I am today. I'm fucking pissed off at Jeff Hunter for fucking us all over and sending us scattered in all directions. Zoklet was a somewhat decent substitute, but it was never the real deal.

    Couldn't Jeff have just handed the keys over to one of the other admins? What the actual fuck? I'm drunk and mad at Jeff Hunter right now.

    Fuck!
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It's weird that I registered exactly around the time the DH merge happened, but I posted one thread asking if this was "the new Totse", and then disappeared for like five months.
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    Originally posted by gadzooks No major regrets yet.

    Had I woken up with half my hair singed off or something like that, it may have ended up being my absolute last straw though...

    After that, I'd have moved into the woods to live in a cabin or some shit.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Give a compliment and the tides change. It's so easy.

    He and I once had a ridiculous feud that lasted for months.

    He's been consistently decent with me, both publicly and in private communication, for the past while, so I will give him the benefit of the doubt that when he says he will work on it with others, he will.

    Of course, it could all be a ploy to garner the favor of some on here such as myself while still being able to treat everyone else like crap...

    But I'll extend him the same courtesy I extend everyone (including the clearly insane individual mentioned in the OP of this very thread).

    I give everyone a fair chance at first.

    No major regrets yet.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian Fapping before gym was so worth it, goddamn explosion.

    I once read, or deduced/inferred on my own somehow, that watching porn (without jerking off) would lead to increased testosterone levels, so I literally started watching porn while working out (AT HOME THO, of course, not in a gym).

    It was kinda weird lifting weights around with a raging hard on. I didn't keep it up for long.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Matt, you've been being super nice to me lately, I just really wish you could spread it out a bit more to the others around here.

    I've witnessed first hand how good a guy you can really be. I feel like if others saw it too, they'd appreciate it as much I do.

    Not trying to get wrapped up in WWIII here or anything, but just wanted to say that on the topic.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Isnt that Marges move in the Simpsons arcade game?

    FUCKING HIT ME LIKE AN INTRAVENOUS HIT OF NOSTALGIA.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Is she at least planning give it back when she's done with it?
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    But, I ain't done yet...

    In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt, while he reaches in another grown man's ass; grabs on his nuts...

    But just what if... it was never meant, it was just an accident, but... he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in his teeny tiny little round hiney... but - he didn't mean it, but - his little weenie flinched just a little bit, and, I don't mean to go into any more details but..

    What if he pictured it as a females butt?

    Is that gay?

    I just want to clear things up...
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Do you still have your hair and are you having another slumber party tonight?

    I literally JUST finally got rid of him

    Fucking guy sleeps through everything... Loud music, vacuuming around him, cold fan air, his own phone ringing OVER AND OVER.

    Gone now, though, and NEVER... and I mean NEVER returning to my domicile again.

    And all my hair still in tact, miraculously.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    """Paige"""
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