2019-04-16 at 4:42 AM UTC
lol... so stinkin' precious...
2019-04-16 at 5:03 AM UTC
So what if I drank myself to death you're gonna have a faggot funeral for me and wish I went to heaven
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2019-04-16 at 5:15 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Oh GOD... A Rihanna song just came on and he was swearing at her and talking about how much he wants her to die for the entire duration.
GAAAHHHHHHHH!
2019-04-16 at 5:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Schplew
Temporary /permanence is a matter of perspective… whatever you do, please don't ever turn your back on time.
Lol shut the hell up
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2019-04-16 at 5:15 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Like... not talking TO ME about how much he hates Rihanna... He was talking TO HER... He talks to the TV... He talks to rappers and singers...
It's fucking weird.
2019-04-16 at 5:19 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Originally posted by Eval/Apply
"temporary"
He stayed at my place for like two weeks straight last month, and I "officially" kicked him out April 1st, and mentioned it on here and everything...
But... He has this way of making you feel guilty for not helping him... like a lost and sad puppy...
OMG WAS THAT NOT TED BUNDY'S ENTIRE RUSE? Fake an injury or some other disability or issue in life to encourage trust and elicit sympathy???
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2019-04-16 at 5:23 AM UTC
If you get butt raped and murdered at the same time, its gonna be your own damn fault man.
2019-04-16 at 5:26 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Come to think of it though, I probably should put on some pants, and take of this t-shirt that says "light my hair on fire you bad boy"...
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2019-04-16 at 5:31 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
op keeping it classy as always lol
2019-04-16 at 5:36 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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"so gal you dont gotta act so coy or catfish, you dont smell that way as a habitrol, nor are you a troll. yer my heroine.. you just come across as a coy catfish thru this drive thru- media's telephone and internet scurvice, im aware the truth … fkn furry form"
Maybe he's got the soul of a poet in him...
...or maybe the cooked femur muscle of a lone female jogger that went missing a week ago in him.
2019-04-16 at 5:41 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
hey gadzooks, maybe try not having people you dont like stay at your place lol?
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2019-04-16 at 5:46 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by gadzooks
He didn't start out crazy.
He gradually got darker and darker in his fantasies and rants.
I had no way of anticipating this from the beginning.
yeah not trying to jump the gun on you, just trying to look out for you older bromo.. I had a really good friend I knew for 6 years or so and he was super straight laced, kind of a nerd but we liked to get high and sip brews and play video games. He was a rich gont, had very well of parents and I saw the guy degrade to the point to where I didn't trust him into coming in my place.
I literally saw a threat on rdfrn about drug addiction and immediately thought of my friend and looked him up and hit up another guy i knew that knew him and he was dead, just like i figured. I have a knack for calling things like that and I like drugs just as much as the other gonts but at the same time I wouldn't want you to get in trouble over some dickhead. nawwww wadda mean fam?!
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2019-04-16 at 5:48 AM UTC
I'm sure if you're nice to him he won't sneak up behind you and burn you with a blow torch. Maybe.
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2019-04-16 at 5:51 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
thanks for fucking up my poast lanny
2019-04-16 at 5:59 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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I know I seem like a total tool right now hosting a gentleman with such... unique sadistic and sexual fantasies... at my home.
But you all need to understand that he was the nicest and most sympathetic young man you'll ever meet.
He went from Mr. Rogers a few weeks ago to Mr. Jack the Ripper last night.
Tonight is officially the last night, but I am willing to take A CERTAIN DEGREE OF risk here.
He hasn't killed me yet.
Nearly three weeks he's been here.
And you need to hear the guy IRL to really see why he seems so harmless.
He apologizes at least a couple times an hour.
He pays back debts when he owes them.
He offers to help clean or grab you refreshments when he's out.
He shares his drugs with you with no expectation of later compensation.
He ticks just about every checkbox of a truly stands up guy.
He just happens to also tick just about every checkbox of a psychotic, chainsaw wielding, maniacal, serial killer.
