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  1. #21
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mashlehash I was about twelve, before I became a real man at the age of thirteen.

    Funniest mashism ever

    Quality lol


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  2. #22
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Had some friends over one weekend because the mom and pop had gone out of town. We got drunk and passed out and we woke up and decided to cook breakfast so we put bacon in the gas stove broiler and forgot about it until the smoke was pouring out. My friend opened up the broiler and fire was raging up the oven part. He grabbed a cup and filled it with water and by the time I said NOOOOOOOOOO! It was too late. That grease and fire jumped away from that water like Candy runs from Matt. Fire was everywhere and my friend got burned but fuck his stupid ass! So we ran out of the house (fire was everywhere) over to the neighbors and called the fire department but the house was now in burn down mode, it was too late when the sirens arrived. It worked out because they had insurance and there was no evidence of the beer cans and the cat was across the street.
  3. #23
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    When I lived in canada me and my friends burnt down this place for.storing horses(it was empty) a mock fort which was used for.hosting music events and quite a few hectares of prairie....just playing with a lighter
  4. #24
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man I may or may not have burned down a hobo campsite by accident

    I may or may not have also burned down the woods next to one of my previous places of employment playing with fireworks, also by accident

    Since this post and another incident involving perceived fire I now have four fire extinguishers on my property
  5. #25
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Someone mentioned to me mixing cooking oil with powdered sugar. Used cooking oil by itself will get hot enough to melt steel quite easily if supplied with oxygen. Not the easiest shit to ignite. Maybe mix it with R-Candy powder? Karo Syrup + nitrate + used cooking oil.

    I've made fires with it and it can be pretty scary. Maybe add some grated wax for smoke and to make it more sticky. Smoke screen + super hot flames. Chunks of thermite/RCandy and wax might also be useful.

    EDIT: if your goal was to destroy a building, this mix might be good. It's hard to accidentally ignite the oil, and it's not going to evaporate like gasoline.

    You should yt brake fluid and chlorine.


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  6. #26
    Octavian motherfucker
    And that's why you're an Autistic faggot.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man did that LALALALALA thing with her tongue or something close to it.

    Eueeewwwww!!
  8. #28
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian And that's why you're an Autistic faggot.

    Who me?


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  9. #29
    Octavian motherfucker
    No OP

    I was probably fingering girls and getting my dick sucked at a young age, Not setting fires like some retard Michael Myers type.
  10. #30
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Octavian No OP

    I was probably fingering girls and getting my dick sucked at a young age, Not setting fires like some retard Michael Myers type.

    Me?
  11. #31
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Me?

    No mate I meant the slasher dude haha. Where you been anyway?
  12. #32
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I was probably 13 or 14 and living at my parents house on a circle cul-de-sac when a guy pulled into the driveway with smoke pouring out of his engine compartment. I ran in the house and grabbed the fire extinguisher from the basement stairwell. I returned to his car, opened the hood and, with its last blast, managed to put out the flames. I don't remember the guy thanking me. He definitely didn't offer to pay for the spent extinguisher. And...I had to explain the mess in the driveway and why the extinguisher needed replacing when my parents got home.
  13. #33
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc You should yt brake fluid and chlorine.


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    That's pretty cool, more toxic than I'd want to mess with though.
  14. #34
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Octavian No mate I meant the slasher dude haha. Where you been anyway?

    Phew, I'm relieved. Haha, well, basically I was just browsing normie sites. What about you?
  15. #35
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Phew, I'm relieved. Haha, well, basically I was just browsing normie sites. What about you?

    Getting ready to do the same, now I have a life 'n all.
  16. #36
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Octavian Getting ready to do the same, now I have a life 'n all.

    Hahaha can you elaborate? I'm interested to hear what's going on in your life now.
  17. #37
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I used to play with fire when I was in my early teens.

    They sent me to the local fire station and the fire chief or captain or whatever made me watch videos about the dangers of pyromania.

    I also wet the bed until I was 15.

    Were I to have a tendency towards torturing animals (I did not), I'd have hit the potential serial killer trifecta.
  18. #38
    One time on a multi family vacation all us boys were sleeping in the same bedroom in this massive cabin at a state park, and my brother and his friends who were like 15 and i was 9 or 10 were lighting their farts on fire. My brother didn't have any and was disappointed about it, and they told me to say so when I had one, but I scared to even though I secretly was farting big deep farts as quietly as I could for about 2 hours. I did light one eventually, but it didn't work very well.
  19. #39
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietYellow One time on a multi family vacation all us boys were sleeping in the same bedroom in this massive cabin at a state park, and my brother and his friends who were like 15 and i was 9 or 10 were lighting their farts on fire. My brother didn't have any and was disappointed about it, and they told me to say so when I had one, but I scared to even though I secretly was farting big deep farts as quietly as I could for about 2 hours. I did light one eventually, but it didn't work very well.

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