Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-07-22 at 11:35 AM UTC in Back to the Slave Ship.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I wanna shoo oooooOoOOoot the whole day down.
2. 2019-07-22 at 11:33 AM UTC in Bill Krozby + Fonaplats
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Old school thread...
   
   Sent from a totally not gay phone.
3. 2019-07-22 at 9:37 AM UTC in Banned for racism on 4chan
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Banned from 4chan???
   
   For racism???
   
   From 4chan for racism?
4. 2019-07-22 at 9:04 AM UTC in i need to get up in 2.5hrs
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I gotta try me out some Dave one of three days.
   
   I know nothing about him.
   
   Google tells me he's a business guy of some kind?
   
   I'll give him a listen at some point.
5. 2019-07-22 at 8:55 AM UTC in laying down in dark dissociating 18 hrs a day
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   This is kinda depressing tbh.
   
   I mean, if YOU enjoy it, and since it clearly harms no one from what I can tell, I can only suggest to keep doing you.
   
   If you strive for more, simply do more.
   
   I know that sounds like placating/pandering and way-oversimplified advice, but it's not wrong.
   
   When I find my life stagnating or getting boring/monotonous in some way, I straight up just change things up.
   
   New jobs / lines of work.
   New hobbies.
   New people.
   New city.
   New everything.
   
   Just give it a try if you are looking for something different.
   
   Change one thing at a time, and maybe even all of them if absolutely necessary.
6. 2019-07-22 at 8:49 AM UTC in flavored seltzer water icees
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I actually literally only consume three fluids (unless explicitly trying to get drunk):
   
   Plain water.
   Plain water with zero calorie flavorants.
   Black coffee.
   
   I also have a countertop water seltzerer/carbonator (can't even remember the brand name tho cuz I been away for almost two months).
   
   But yeah, carbonated flavored water is legit underrated.
7. 2019-07-22 at 8:45 AM UTC in i need to get up in 2.5hrs
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by A College Professor He's Graham.

   
   The only Graham you need to be concerning yourself about right now is one of meth.
   
   The cruel morning beckons.
8. 2019-07-22 at 8:43 AM UTC in i need to get up in 2.5hrs
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Also, it is an unwritten law of physics that nobody has ever fallen asleep after mentioning that they need to get up at a particular time the following morning.
   
   You're fucked.
   
   Sorry bruh.
   
   You're either gonna have to go with Nil's advice, or slam back a few coffees (perhaps a tad more realistic).
   
   It's a hard knock life tho.
9. 2019-07-22 at 8:39 AM UTC in i need to get up in 2.5hrs
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by A College Professor

   
   Who the fuck is this guy anyway?
10. 2019-07-22 at 8:05 AM UTC in Ben and Jerrys is overrated.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Tom and Jerry's is where it's at.
11. 2019-07-22 at 8:03 AM UTC in Keanu reeves is a handsome heartthrob...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    His dozen or so Hollywood box office hits may have made him IRL famous, but recent buzz on Reddit seems to have made him Internet famous.
    
    
12. 2019-07-22 at 3:38 AM UTC in helladamnleete
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Show spoiler

    
    Blocked!
    
    ^{jk obviously}
13. 2019-07-22 at 3:29 AM UTC in helladamnleete
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    
    I have no idea what this is but I'll bet that my quality of life will be much better for as long as I don't see it again.
14. 2019-07-22 at 3:26 AM UTC in I got beat up last night
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Folks?
15. 2019-07-22 at 3:25 AM UTC in I got beat up last night
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Opes?
16. 2019-07-22 at 3:24 AM UTC in helladamnleete
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's a lot of muscles in the forehead.

    
    Thanks for ruining my ~2005 celebrity crush.
    
    Jeez.
17. 2019-07-21 at 11:11 PM UTC in Where can I purchase a decent nigger slave
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Yeah, well done moron. We're all real proud of you.

    
    k
18. 2019-07-21 at 11:07 PM UTC in Where can I purchase a decent nigger slave
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Wow, that's so clever. I wish I was smart like you and your jedi frog.

    
    > addresses the meme image and not the verbal content of the post.
    
    That's literally what gen Z'ers do.
19. 2019-07-21 at 11:04 PM UTC in ROSHAMBO ON METHADONE AGAIN !!!!!!
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I think a buck twenty was about my highest daily dosage.
    
    The problem in my case was that I had worked my way up to weekly carries, and had a tendency to run out well before my next pickup day.
20. 2019-07-21 at 10:37 PM UTC in Where can I purchase a decent nigger slave
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country That's literally making fun of people like you that think alt-righters want to own blacks as slaves.

    
    If that's the case, it's a REALLY poor strategy from a public relations perspective.
    
    In a climate where ~50% of society think of the alt-right as being some kind of legitimate mass genocidal boogieman, it would probably be a lot wiser to tone down that kinda rhetoric rather than doubling down with more nigger jokes.