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I got beat up last night

  1. #1
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Well it feels like it anyway.

    I rode my bicycle down to the bars (less than a 1/2 mile) last night and had some beers and food while watching the live band. I went to cash out my tab but I forgot my wallet. They were cool cause I told them I just live like across the street. I went home and got my wallet and returned and paid my tab. They were real cool with my good neighbor skills and comped me a beer. After that I jumped on my bike and was heading home. I woke up in the middle of a field with every fire truck, ambulance and cop car tending to my injuries. I apparently got hit by a car. I feel like someone literally beat the shit out of me. I should have let them take me to the hospital, I might have got some pain pills prescribed.
  2. #2
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    your drink got spiked and you got raped
  3. #3
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls your drink got spiked and you got raped

    I somehow think that might have been better, it's been a rough day.
  4. #4
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Donnie is an opiate fiend.
  5. #5
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I wish I had a few
  6. #6
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Withdrawls?
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Opes?
  8. #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Folks?
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I know what that feels like. I was hit by a car on a bicycle about 20 years ago. That shit hurts for weeks.
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    Ouch. Get well soon, dude.
  11. #11
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    that VP life
  12. #12
    Don't drink and drive etc...or ride pedal bikes.
  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    Ur a pathetic drunk.
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