Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-07-25 at 8:20 AM UTC in So Lanny, why Wintermute
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I remember the wintermute nudes.
2. 2019-07-25 at 8:19 AM UTC in FUBINACA overdose
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   How'd you guess my password?
3. 2019-07-25 at 8:18 AM UTC in Amazon raising prices as I use the site
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats And be judged?

   
   If you find yourself being judged by Walmartians of all people, you've officially hit rock bottom.
4. 2019-07-23 at 8:55 PM UTC in Gadzooks started posting again because he started drinking again...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator More like you took it and everybody felt too bad to take it back from your sad ass.

   
   Either way...
   
   Me: One wagon.
   Everyone else: Zero wagons.
5. 2019-07-23 at 8:48 PM UTC in Gadzooks started posting again because he started drinking again...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator It ain't even your wagon you uninvited piece of shit

   
   I stole it from the rest of y'all.
   
   Grand Theft Wagon.
6. 2019-07-23 at 8:45 PM UTC in Gadzooks started posting again because he started drinking again...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Gadzooks is a loser mother fucker who can't stay off the wagon

   
   It's a dope wagon at least.
7. 2019-07-23 at 8:43 PM UTC in Gadzooks started posting again because he started drinking again...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung Will you please beat the fuck out of me? I wanna be hospitalized.

   
   Jesus Christ, that escalated quickly!
   
   WTF mang?
8. 2019-07-23 at 8:40 PM UTC in Gadzooks started posting again because he started drinking again...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung You buy apartments in Canada? That's nifty.

   
   I dunno if apartment has a different meaning elsewhere but I'm pretty sure the concept is the same all over the world.
   
   One might alternately call them condos, suites, etc.
9. 2019-07-23 at 8:37 PM UTC in Gadzooks started posting again because he started drinking again...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung I don't live with my parents?

   
   For the record, I actually am still paying the mortgage, strata, property tax, utilities at my apartment (even though I'm not actually living there at the moment).
10. 2019-07-23 at 8:36 PM UTC in Gadzooks started posting again because he started drinking again...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, An alcoholic should never drink.

    
    But then how would the alcoholic ever discover that they are, in fact, an alcoholic?
11. 2019-07-23 at 12:35 AM UTC in Speedy Rodent
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    *T-poses to assert dominance*
12. 2019-07-23 at 12:35 AM UTC in Speedy Rodent
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ same age

    
    Solidarity bruh.
    
    The youngins are gonna run us off the docks if they get the chance.
    
    Boomers, gen Xers, older millenials... we need to look out for each other.
    
    Otherwise we'll be banned from the Internet into a technology-less limbo.
13. 2019-07-23 at 12:29 AM UTC in Back to the Slave Ship.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ So, virtual golden stars are actually my biggest alcoholic trigger…
    
    Its not your fault but wow. That backfired.

    
    :(
14. 2019-07-23 at 12:17 AM UTC in Back to the Slave Ship.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ I get it. I always get it.
    
    I cut back to once a week over the last two weeks and that feels like a GOLDEN ACCOMPLISHMENT. like I'm mad someone hasn't bust into my apartment to give me a trophy for my ACHIEVEMENT.

    
    I hereby give you a virtual gold star.
    
    
    
    One of these days I'll even break into your home (you're gonna have to give me advice on how to do it effectively though - as ironic as that is), and I'll leave a real trophy (from the dollar store - times are tough right now).
15. 2019-07-23 at 12:14 AM UTC in ROSHAMBO ON METHADONE AGAIN !!!!!!
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ghost Imagine giving someone that never touched a needle or seen heroin in their life methadone treatment lol, He is just a cuck for doctors so they can sell more drugs to afford that nice new sports car.
    
    Nobody gives a shit about helping this sick individual or wants to make their life better. He is just an example of someone that fell through all the cracks. His parents, the system and anyone that could possibly help him have failed and now he is beyond fucked

    
    All of this.
    
    But also, a lot of people, even seasoned heroin users, don't realize just how addictive methadone is.
    
    I literally had to use heroin to taper off of methadone.
    
    Straight irony right there.
16. 2019-07-23 at 12:09 AM UTC in Back to the Slave Ship.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ Trying to quit drinking, cold Turkey, sucks. So bad. So so bad.

    
    Most definitely.
    
    I literally quit for like 4 weeks straight recently and then immediately fell right back in.
    
    Not sure if all bad or just partially bad.
    
    Both love liquor and hate it. Dunno what to do.
    
    Just chillin.
    
    S'all good.
    
    Prolly.
17. 2019-07-22 at 11:59 PM UTC in Back to the Slave Ship.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by blaster master What'd you get into today Chadzooks?

    
    Nothing mostly.
    
    I went home to my apartment for a few hours to pack up a few boxes so reno people can reno and shit.
    
    Had a few drinks too.
    
    'Bout it tho.
18. 2019-07-22 at 11:53 PM UTC in Frankfurt school judes
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal What's keeping the Europeans of today from destroying the current order and expelling all the jews?

    
    ...
    
    Hai SPLC!
19. 2019-07-22 at 5:01 PM UTC in I want to see open carry culture kick off
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal you probably own a dildo unironically

    
    As opposed to owning a dildo ironically?
20. 2019-07-22 at 5 PM UTC in Woman tries to steal a frying pan by wedging it in her ass
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    How does it pan out?