Gadzooks started posting again because he started drinking again...

1. 2019-07-23 at 8:15 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Stealing hearts is illegal. I'm placing you under citizen's cardiac arrest .

   
   He's going to put the cuffs on me
   
   
2. 2019-07-23 at 8:36 PM UTC

   #22
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung Folks, An alcoholic should never drink.

   
   But then how would the alcoholic ever discover that they are, in fact, an alcoholic?
3. 2019-07-23 at 8:37 PM UTC

   #23
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung I don't live with my parents?

   
   For the record, I actually am still paying the mortgage, strata, property tax, utilities at my apartment (even though I'm not actually living there at the moment).
4. 2019-07-23 at 8:38 PM UTC

   #24
   WellHung Black Hole
   You buy apartments in Canada? That's nifty.
5. 2019-07-23 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #25
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung You buy apartments in Canada? That's nifty.

   
   I dunno if apartment has a different meaning elsewhere but I'm pretty sure the concept is the same all over the world.
   
   One might alternately call them condos, suites, etc.
6. 2019-07-23 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #26
   WellHung Black Hole
   Will you please beat the fuck out of me? I wanna be hospitalized.
7. 2019-07-23 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #27
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung Will you please beat the fuck out of me? I wanna be hospitalized.

   
   Jesus Christ, that escalated quickly!
   
   WTF mang?
8. 2019-07-23 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung Will you please beat the fuck out of me? I wanna be hospitalized.

   
   You're weird.
   
   Jump off of a 2 story building.
9. 2019-07-23 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Gadzooks is a loser mother fucker who can't stay off the wagon
10. 2019-07-23 at 8:45 PM UTC

    #30
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Gadzooks is a loser mother fucker who can't stay off the wagon

    
    It's a dope wagon at least.
11. 2019-07-23 at 8:47 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks It's a dope wagon at least.

    
    It ain't even your wagon you uninvited piece of shit
12. 2019-07-23 at 8:48 PM UTC

    #32
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator It ain't even your wagon you uninvited piece of shit

    
    I stole it from the rest of y'all.
    
    Grand Theft Wagon.
13. 2019-07-23 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks I stole it from the rest of y'all.
    
    Grand Theft Wagon.

    
    More like you took it and everybody felt too bad to take it back from your sad ass.
14. 2019-07-23 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #34
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator More like you took it and everybody felt too bad to take it back from your sad ass.

    
    Either way...
    
    Me: One wagon.
    Everyone else: Zero wagons.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
15. 2019-07-23 at 8:58 PM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder if you could get a DUI if you were drunk and pulling someone in a wagon.
16. 2019-07-23 at 9:04 PM UTC

    #36
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by gadzooks I dunno if apartment has a different meaning elsewhere but I'm pretty sure the concept is the same all over the world.
    
    One might alternately call them condos, suites, etc.

    
    condo if you "own"[lol] it, when i think apt i think of a building with a private owner, with a less atomised set up[think valves n shit, gas meters etc]
17. 2019-07-23 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks Either way…
    
    Me: One wagon.
    Everyone else: Zero wagons.

    
    We all have wagons, we just stay off them.
18. 2019-07-23 at 9:44 PM UTC

    #38
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator We all have wagons, we just stay off them.

    
    Get off the marijuana wagon then.
19. 2019-07-23 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #39
    WellHung Black Hole
    U told him, mmqster.
20. 2019-07-23 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #40
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by WellHung U told him, mmqster.

    
    Dont patronize me , OR ELSE.