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2019-08-10 at 12:28 AM UTC in Currently living in my moms basement - pic
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2019-08-10 at 12:23 AM UTC in Waxxing bawls isnt a human rightAnti-waxxer spotted.
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2019-08-08 at 8:26 AM UTC in I am probably going to buy a chin up bar.I'm bored and can't fall asleep so it's story time...
I have a chin up bar at my apartment (one of those hangs-in-the-door-frame types)...
About 1.5 years ago, I met this gal who was a... "Lady of the evening". Anyway, we fucked a few times, and she would sometimes stay over at my place.
In addition to being a prostitute, she kinda also dabbled in drug dealing.
She was a daily drinker, a frequent meth user, but not all that keen on opiates. However, she always had some on her person, and, for whatever reason, tonight she decided to do some.
Shortly before, however, she thought it a good idea for some reason to swing around on the ol' chinup bar. She ended up yanking it a bit too hard I guess, and down she and my chinup bar fell.
Shortly after, she was back at the heroin. I wasn't using (haven't touched opiates since 2014), so I noticed when she became completely non-responsive.
I kept trying to call her name, tried shaking her, and nothing woke her up... I started freaking out, almost crying to be honest, and had no choice but to call 911. The operator/dispatcher guided me through the CPR process until paramedics arrived.
They showed up, gave her a narcan shot, and loaded her into the ambulance. I asked them if I could go with them because I want to make sure she ends up alright.
We get to the ER, and I notice how bad her bruises and black eye are from the chinup bar incident... I'm kinda freaking out internally yet again, because, well, it looks like a classic case of domestic violence.
In her rage (narcan induces rage... It's a universal thing... It basically transitions you from feeling really good to feeling the polar opposite), she threatens to tell the staff at the hospital that I got her high and then beat her up.
Had she actually followed through on her threat, there's a pretty damn good chance I'd be in jail even to this day.
Moral of the story: chin-up bars are dangerous. -
2019-08-08 at 6:42 AM UTC in I am so sick of The Simpsons.
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2019-08-08 at 6:38 AM UTC in I am so sick of The Simpsons.Everybody stopped watching The Simpsons like 15 years ago.
The earlier shit was real shit tho. -
2019-08-08 at 6:32 AM UTC in I am probably going to buy a chin up bar.k
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2019-08-08 at 4:42 AM UTC in What drug would you be on 24/7 if it weren't bad for you?
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I LOVE BEER
but I hate how alcohol makes me feel when I'm hungover
but sober life is so miserable and dull
it's like the difference between listening to music on a tinny car stereo from 1970 compared to a hi-fi sound system with a good subwoofer
Spitting facts doe. -
2019-08-08 at 4:36 AM UTC in ER Nurse Pickup Lines
Originally posted by Fonaplats https://www.quora.com/Are-nurses-ever-required-to-give-handjobs-as-part-of-a-medical-procedure
It's apparantly a thing in some regions around the world, but definitely not commonplace, and almost certainly never required. -
2019-08-08 at 4:13 AM UTC in Someday we should all meet up and go to a bar and then the moviesI've gotten drunk in the movie theatre a few times before.
One time, while watching Girl Next Door (2004), me and the boys (and one gal) were sat way in the back, drinking beers and shit, then one of my idiot friends lit a cigar (like he was fucking Robert de Niro in Cape Fear or some shit)...
Naturally, one of the employees came up and kicked us out. Luckily, my two friends who sparked up the stogie admitted it was just them, and they voluntary left. I stayed behind with my lady friend and we continued drinking and watching the movie.
Good times. -
2019-08-08 at 4:06 AM UTC in Pastor Steven Anderson is live!!!
Originally posted by Sudo I expected either the spirit of truth or pastor troy
Ok Spirit of Truth is pretty bad ass so he makes the cut too.
And Pastor Troy... The name wasn't immediately familiar to me but I looked up one of his tracks on YouTube and I definitely recognize it.
I suppose there are a few pastors out there worth listening to. -
2019-08-08 at 3:56 AM UTC in Pastor Steven Anderson is live!!!The only pastor worth listening to:
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2019-08-08 at 3:52 AM UTC in another 8 channer loses it and goes on a shooting spree
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2019-08-07 at 4:25 AM UTC in Just like a one winged doveIs this a metaphor or a reference to setting else I'm just not aware of, or do you mean you just found a white bird with only one wing?
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2019-08-07 at 4:22 AM UTC in meh
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2019-08-07 at 4:18 AM UTC in meh
Originally posted by tr1p https://imgur.com/a/V1QSyUk
Needs a profile (angle) pic.
Your long ass nose was your trademark identifying characteristic. -
2019-08-07 at 4:15 AM UTC in meh
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2019-08-07 at 4:13 AM UTC in Deez street grifters doeI'm out in my old hood Just sippin' and chillin'.
This random dude comes up to me, so I pull my earphones out to be polite.
He starts spewing out this whole story about how he's "stranded and just needs a few bucks to get back home".
Halfway through his sob story I'm holding in a chuckle.
Once he's finished, I immediately jump into it...
"Dude, what about a dude sitting on a couple wooden pallets in a dark alley, sipping something out a brown paper bag, says payday to you?"...
Me still: "you're grifting, and I get it, I used to be a grifter myself (of sorts). First off, the whole ' I'm stranded and need to get back to X city just out of arms reach' thing... it's transparent as shit... Then you ask for a specific amount of money like $23 even? Step your game up. Or don't. I don't do this shit anymore because conning people is wrong..."
Him: "I'm being for raelz tho".
Me: "no. You're not. Maybe you happen to be in an incredibly rare situation, but the way you approached me was entirely too fluid and your whole speech sounded entirely too rehearsed".
I then just told him that:
1. Right now, I barely got enough money to support my drink habit.
2. Even IF I had enough, your whole spiel is just off. -
2019-08-07 at 3:56 AM UTC in meh
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2019-08-07 at 3:29 AM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?I went 10 years without sex once.
Honestly, I went a tad crazy, but it wasn't enough for me to shoot up a crowded public place or anything.
It's not even worth it, really.
Hookers charge like $100 MINUMUM, and that's for the low end chicks. You want quality, it's a $500 minimum.
Honestly, just hit up pornhub and jerk it out, it's infinitely cheaper. -
2019-08-07 at 3:26 AM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby The last couple times I spoke to a hooker one of them was off a dating site and I had the money to do it but I told her I needed to do it on my night off as I worked a night job. She kept texting me constantly and eventually I told her to leave me alone. And she relentlessly texting me calling me a faggot and I have to pay for sex lol and she wasn't even that pretty and was a single mom..
What a cunt.
I swear it's chicks like this that keep me on my toes, tho.
Everytime I meet some fully cucked off the deep end MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING white knight that "respects all waman", I wonder if they'd have been better off meeting a few bitches like this one.
