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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Latina chicks are also hot as fuck too.

    Like, if I had to pick a race to nominate for for most attractive women on average, it might very well be the Hispanic/"Latin" community.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Allegedly, day trading is lucrative for some people.

    You need to have some understanding of corporate finance and economics, though. If you're just guessing or blindly following recommendations from the Twitter and the tee vee, you're gonna have a bad time.

    And even if you're knowledgeable as fuck, just know that there are wall street firms with entire fucking teams of quant traders and comp sci and economics PhD's working round the clock with the most efficient computing power you can imagine.

    So, basically, no...

    Stonks are not for you (or any of us lowly working class motherfuckers).
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just went through and thanked every post in this thread.

    Obviously it completely demeans the entire Thanks system and renders all posts equal in merit, so I don't want to make it a habit or anything.

    For all I know, someone told me to kill myself and I just "Thanked" then.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Skulltag It's not the best of placed holmes. But stay up man. We all got our shit in life. If it was easy, would be boring, right?

    Who exactly are you?

    Are you an NiS regular with a new username?

    Maybe a Totse OG like myself who just stumbled on this place looking for a viable replacement?

    Maybe somebody entirely new?

    Whatever the case, in the brief time you've been around, you've had an impact on me.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I also returned to the same bar mentioned in original post above.

    Just did a 10AM shot of tequila.

    Fucking YOLO.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just wanna say I love this place so much and I love every last one of you.

    If I didn't have NiS I'd be... I don't even know... But I'm glad I have it right now.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG There is currently no known organized opposition within North Korea that is independently verifiable.

    To be fair, though, it's not like North Korea is a bastion of free speech.

    Political opposition of any kind likely wouldn't stand a chance, let alone an entire opposing party.

    EDIT: I guess that was essentially your point, though.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh, and for me, throw this one up...

  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by eBagger

    WTF? Where did you get this close up pic of my ex's vag?
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Niki Minaj removed her spine so she could eat her own ass they said.

    Truly a tale as old as time...

    http://exclaim.ca/music/article/someone_finally_asked_marilyn_manson_if_he_removed_a_rib_to_blow_himself
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Admin What else are we suppose to wear?

    Nothing.

    Or maybe a potato sack if you're especially self-conscious.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -Dumpster Slut- All you faggots wear jeans because your legs are hideous

    Imagine even wearing pants in the first place.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just got home from the bar - a bar I had no choice but to leave because some dude was sliding his hand up and down my back and trynna get me to join him out back for a BJ.

    The second I figured out he was hitting on me, I brought it up...

    Not to embarrass or insult him, though, but because I'm so used to getting hit on by guys that I just know the whole routine down fucking pat.

    Plus, I know what it's like to be led on and all that, so the last thing I want to do to someone else is that.

    But I couldn't help but contemplate why I get hit on by dudes all the damn time, but women look at me like I'm some kind of retarded toddler that you'd abort if you knew ahead of time.

    The reason I don't just flip out and go all "gay-panic mode" on this dude is because, well, I know exactly what it's like to have difficulty finding romance.

    I live in a rural, bible-belt kinda town. You can't just walk around here sporting rainbow-like insignia.

    So, in a round-about kinda way, I completely empathize with his situation.

    So I let him rub my back and squeeze my shoulder.

    I mean, I totally told him, LITERALLY AND VERBATIM, "I have absolutely no interest in either giving, nor even receiving, your aforementioned back alley blow job. I am legitimately flattered, but I just could not possibly bring myself to engage."

    So I'm sitting there watching all the gals in the place, but realizing that I am literal garbage to them.

    Like, I 100% get what it's like to be hit on by a way-to-persistent motherfucker.

    I also maybe feel like I know what it's like to also BE THAT way-to-persistent motherfucker.

    Right now, in this exact moment, I am incredibly dissatisfied with women in general.

    I realize, of course, that no kind of prejudice ever really gets anybody anywhere.

    But right now, I need to just fucking let it out...

    "Male privilege"...

    IMAGINE ACTUALLY BRINGING THAT UP LIKE IT'S A LEGITIMATE SOCIETAL ISSUE…

    Like, the one fucking biological requirement that Earth has bestowed on us, is in so much fucking abundance to women that the hottest topic in common areas is "omg muh rape culture and omg manspreading and omg unattractive men try to make eye contact with me in public, like why can't we just mass gendercide all of them, and then use their incinerated remains as fertilizer for our bogonas or whatever the fuck."
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    58 minutes
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Your cat bathes more frequently than I do.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Typical liberal agenda.

    Next thing you know we'll have gender neutral Lego bricks, and then it'll be gender neutral yoyos.

    This needs to stop.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What did the dyslexic klansman call the kid with red hair?

  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    ¥1,293,242
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    https://www.realqanon.net
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh
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