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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm legit considering this.

    Is it dumb as fuck?

    It prolly is, but, like, I want to experience the "scent of a woman" (lol Al Pacino movie).

    I was just sitting here reminiscing about all my best past experiences with the "fairer" sex, and the one thing that evokes the most memorable emotional experience was the smell.

    Not that long ago I had this chick that would sleep over at my place all the time - we fucked once or twice, but that's not even what I reminisce the most over.

    I miss falling asleep next to her and smelling her hair.

    Like, I would spontaneously wake up in the middle of the night for whatever reason, but as soon as I got a whiff of her hair smell I immediately felt comfortable.

    I miss her hair smell.

    I'm finna buy some lady perfume and hair products to splash onto the sex doll I'm making.

    Good idea? Bad idea? Absolutely psychotic insane potential serial killer idea?

    Share your THOTs.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Anyone remember Pat from the old SNL?

  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I prefer your mom's Epic React to my Light Cream.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Frumbob, I recognize your plight as I find myself in a similar predicament.

    I mean, like others have said, you don't want to just go and tell rando chicks you see in public that they're beautiful.

    That's so autistic even to me.

    But I actually do get it. I have to drink copious amounts of alcohol just to be able to say "hi" to a woman...

    Sometimes it actually works. I've actually managed to sleep with complete strangers before.

    But most of the time they just make some comment about how I'm a socially awkward fucktard and should probably jump off of a bridge for the sake of humanity at large.

    Well, that last bit was a tad embellished for dramatic effect, but I'm sure you get the idea.

    Apparantly we neuro-atypical types are just stuck playing the dating game on hard mode.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Go to the fuckin bar. Increase your odds by about 1000%. /thread

    I go to the bar and I end up getting back rubs from old men...

    Wtf.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG How bad is your voice/hand motions? I never assume anyone is gay based on that stuff. I guess it's probably because of JUSTIN who was just stereotypical gay all throughout school and then he became the biggest pimp in the world and fucked like half the cheerleaders in my grade.

    Then again, I have met some people who act like that and are gay as hell. I can't stand those people though. It feels like an act.

    Well, I know I'm not like super over the top. I have a few gay friends, and some are absolutely undetectable...

    My best friend going all the way back to kindergarten didn't come out until his 20s, and it absolutely floored me.

    And then I had this one friend who was, like, how you would write a gay character if you wanted to hit every pop culture stereotype possible.

    I guess I (my mannerisms and all that) lie somewhere in the middle of that spectrum, but a tad into the stereotypical gay guy region (apparantly).

    Maybe saying that 100% of people assume I'm gay was a tad hyperbolic, but a sizeable percentage do, both men and women.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    All I know off the top of my head is that if you add " > filename.txt" after something like "dir" in Windows command prompt, you end up piping the result to that text file.

    And Linux has similar things, just maybe slightly different commands.

    Also, you need a switch to indicate a recursive search (can't remember what it is, but probably easily Googleable).

    And you might want to add more arguments to customize the output (modified time, creation time, file size, etc).
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Windows, Linux, or MacOS?
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Obsesssed is enhancemented too now?

    Wtf...

    Lanny you are a literal tyrant.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke 38 spineless pounds of shit in a 10 pound sack

    At times I wonder why you're so obsesssed with insulting me every chance you get... But then I realize that I actually don't care.

    I still like you anyway, faggot.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG I don't think that's honestly a good tell. I know a lot of people who were effeminate at a young age and didn't turn out gay. I also know a lot of people who were manly little boys and did turn out to be gay.

    I mean imagine all the kids you knew who showed no signs of being effeminate but maybe ended up gay.

    I definitely didn't and don't act effeminate, and most people are surprised when I tell them I'm bisexual.

    Literally 100% of people who meet me assume I'm gay.

    The few who actually elaborate on why tell me that it's got something to do with my voice and exaggerated hand motions.

    So yeah, I know first hand that the whole concept of a "gaydar" is flawed from the get go.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal White nationalist lolis in a futuristic setting

    Not gonna lie, this premise alone kinda has intriguing potential.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ECAP I’m judging you now for this post

    You're back motherfucker WTF?

    I was literally wondering where the fuck you bounced to the other day.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Haha Fatzooks is a goddamn pussy retard loser and he doesn't even have the spine to stand up for himself or make a change.

    Just because of you, I almost want to amend what I said above about loving literally every last person here.

    But I won't.

    Cuz I'm not a petty dickhole like you.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats tried to grow poppies a couple times.

    What exactly went wrong?
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood is ED gone for good?

    My ED is still alive and kicking.

    tfw no viagra...
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls which things?

    V and A holes.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ubnan.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie I pick Slav girls.

    I do like me a sexy Russian or Ukrainian chick.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Thats because we are the master race.

    A lot of my family are/were models lol.

    Actually, now that you mention it, even the dudes are hot.

    Like, "no homo" and all, but a lot of the central and south American dudes I've met just had this certain aesthetic appeal.
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