Making money off the stock market

1. 2019-09-28 at 5:50 PM UTC

   #1
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   How does one do this?
   Back in 2010 some creepy guy I met from last.fm told me that the stock market is a great way for hikikomori to earn a living.
   Seeing as I an available all of my waking hours to pay attention to the trends and etc it would work out for me.
   Is it a good way to make money?
2. 2019-09-28 at 5:55 PM UTC

   #2
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut
   "how do i not be poor im desperate"
3. 2019-09-28 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #3
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Allegedly, day trading is lucrative for some people.
   
   You need to have some understanding of corporate finance and economics, though. If you're just guessing or blindly following recommendations from the Twitter and the tee vee, you're gonna have a bad time.
   
   And even if you're knowledgeable as fuck, just know that there are wall street firms with entire fucking teams of quant traders and comp sci and economics PhD's working round the clock with the most efficient computing power you can imagine.
   
   So, basically, no...
   
   Stonks are not for you (or any of us lowly working class motherfuckers).
4. 2019-09-28 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #4
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   then how do I make money from home?
5. 2019-09-28 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #5
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   You can start by following the markets. I used to browse /biz/ every single day since the first day it was made. You might hate the jedis but they know their markets
   
   https://www.dhunplugged.com/
   
   https://www.dhunplugged.com/podcasts/dh_episode474.mp3
6. 2019-09-28 at 6:10 PM UTC

   #6
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut
   You also need several thousand initial investment to really make it worth it.