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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Cruel Intentions had a step-brother / step-sister situation


    But that's not technically incest.

    It was hot as fuck tho.

    I've masturbated about a few of my step sisters.

    Why the fuck not?

    My brother actually fucked one of our step sisters a few years ago.

    Cue the banjos and shit.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi

    I mean, yeah, it was pretty much like that.

    He called my Peruvian friend a spic before headbutting him.

    He called my black friend a nigger before headbutting him.

    Then he slapped my white friend.

    It was fucked.

    To this day, though, I truly believe not engaging his bullshit was the right decision.

    Motherfucker was literally insane.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby That's why Shay won't see you.. smh..

    Like what if you're at the bar And some bitch slaps her and he walks off. What are you going to do? Tell her that gont was a big mean jerkwad and offer to text her if she needs any emotional support?

    She'll probably go fuck that gont way before you and just use you as emotional tampon filled with his black semen

    Are women this shallow though?

    Like, I'm not even disagreeing here necessarily, just trying to figure out if this is what bitches are all really like?

    Do I need to take up mixed martial arts or some shit just get some pussy? Like damn...
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi Not everyone loses 2v1s. In fact people usually win those. That's some pussy shit dude.

    And I agree it's inconsequential, but I don't think you believe that yourself: if it's inconsequential, why didn't you tell the truth in the first place and why did you try to downplay it?

    It was actually 10 vs 1.

    One guy vs me and 9 friends.

    Not even kidding and not even ashamed.

    The dude was a literal psychopath.

    I'll take cowering shame over death any day.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi I.e. you got your ass whooped by some random dude. It's not pedantry, it completely changes what you were saying.

    I straight up don't even give a fuck.

    Everyone gets their ass kicked once in a lifetime.

    Completely inconsequential.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]


    I literally memorized this symbol while staring at her impossibly cute ass.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi That's not a thing.

    Ok, recreational street fighter.

    Why are you such a pedant?
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Our boners gonna touch tho.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Lol didn't you make a post about how you and your friends got beat up by one gont on your birthday?

    20 years ago, yeah.

    Dude was a professional street fighter tho.

    I highly doubt captain falcon is even remotely of the same caliber.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no he needs one of these, that or a butt boy, a boy with a really big butt.



    girls that call random guys sweetie call everyone sweetie, or love ect.. I call girls dolls, even if their not doll like just because I'm just being nice, words like that are a lot of time just to pander to someone's ego. *slaps OP* "EEGAD MAN, SOBER UP!"

    Where do I get one of these fake pussies.

    I will marry it and impregnate it.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung The body's systems get too depressed from the alcohol,and shut down. Consequently, the person croaks.

    Folks?
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Fight me bitch.

    I got a rock hard erection and so I will fight like nobody's business.

    Cash me outside.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi You are pathetic and your desperation repels what you covet.

    Actual nigger.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just told her she looks like Rose McGowan.

    I had to google pics of her for reference though because she's too young to know who she is.

  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Gad,
    How can you be in love with someone you don’t even know.?

    The ass...

    It was fat.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She called me "sweetie" and I nearly died right then and there.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She looks like early Rose McGowan.

    Before she became a total cunt and all (turning #MeToo into some kind of man hating cult instead of a legitemate social movement).

    Dude I just fucking can't take this anymore.

    I'm in an x files or twighlight zone episode and this place is genetically engineering women who just look too fucking hot.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So the other night, I got fucked up on liquor and M with some out of towners, and we got to spitballing some app ideas.

    We're having another meet up this weekend.

    I'm like next level good at turning use case scenarios into functioning code... At my old job, I was the designated PoC guy.

    Anyway, what risks am I facing? How do you divide product ownership?

    I just want to stack paper so I can propose to Shaye and live happily ever after.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian just go there and get drunk and ask her if you can take a pic of her ass

    dont be such a fucking pussy

    Lol I just can't imagine that going over well.

    I mean, to me, it seems like it would be a huge compliment, but women are just wired differently apparantly.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What exact mechanism does the killing anyway? Liver damage?

    All I remember from the movie was when Elizabeth Shue's character kind of like technically rapes Cage's character right as he's dying, but I don't know what exactly killed him.

    I just need a pretty hooker and I'm good to go.
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