Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-12-14 at 8:12 PM UTC in Whoever came up with the audio cable adapter for smart phones needs to dangle from the highest tree
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   On principle, I completely oppose the death penalty.
   
   But, once a millenium, someone truly reprehensible and deserving of such a fate comes along.
   
   This millenium, it is the asshole that decided that I need a separate adaptor just to be able to listen to music from my phone.
   
   I officially issue a fatwa on this asshole.
   
   Somebody find them so that we may right a truly indecent wrong.
2. 2019-12-14 at 2 PM UTC in You can have sex with one NIS member, who do you pick
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Remember Mewsik?
   
   She's a DHer so I imagine the DHers know who I'm talking about.
   
   Anyway, she had this somewhat schizophrenic-tier bitch cycle that turned me on like crazy.
   
   I'm probably getting into some Freudian territory shit now, but apparantly I get really turned on when a woman is sometimes mean to me, and other times nice.
   
   So yeah, if I had to pick someone, I'm gonna go with her.
   
   I have very little idea what anyone looks like, and the question is "who would you have sex with", not who would you marry, so yeah, I'm gonna go with her.
3. 2019-12-14 at 1:46 PM UTC in Do You prefer ordering online from Walmart or Amazon?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I didn't even know you can buy stuff online from Walmart.
   
   Amazon has literally everything tho so I'll stick with that.
   
   I only go to Walmart for the Walmart experience anyway.
4. 2019-12-14 at 1:45 PM UTC in I've really critically been rethinking Spinoza
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   How did a relatively obscure philosopher from ~5 centuries ago suddenly become relevant?
5. 2019-11-25 at 5:22 AM UTC in Fuck Me? Fuck You?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by aldra reminded me of this, now I have an erection at work
   
   

   
   That's Ryan Phillipe and Benicio el Toro, isn't it?
   
   I've never seen that movie but I'm about to.
6. 2019-11-25 at 5:20 AM UTC in Fuck Me? Fuck You?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my point is there are still many places with nazi-tier race and religious laws today and canadians have no problem dealing with them or trading with them.

   
   Probably.
   
   Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
7. 2019-11-25 at 5:19 AM UTC in Fuck Me? Fuck You?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'm gonna go back to watching American History X now.
8. 2019-11-25 at 5:17 AM UTC in Fuck Me? Fuck You?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   What does that even mean? Are you the baby?
9. 2019-11-25 at 5:13 AM UTC in Fuck Me? Fuck You?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why not ?

   
   Cuz he's a literal nazi.
   
   lol wtf?
   
   Sometimes I forget why I stop coming around here.
   
   And aren't you Chinese?
   
   I know Hitler colaborated with the Japanese back in WWII, and the I-ties, but that was likely only out of convenience.
   
   Why would you hold a literal nazi to any kind of moral standard?
10. 2019-11-25 at 5:06 AM UTC in Fuck Me? Fuck You?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by gadzooks Okay, American History X is a quality motion picture, I'll give you that.
    
    He's not exactly a role model in it though. At least not to me.

    
    Then again, his redemption towards the end is admirable.
    
    I'm actually watching it right now, as a result of having made this thread.
11. 2019-11-25 at 5:05 AM UTC in Fuck Me? Fuck You?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, his best movie is still history x.
    
    i learnt how one can still be a man despite taking up the ass and that is by saying fuck you in a manly tone.

    
    Okay, American History X is a quality motion picture, I'll give you that.
    
    He's not exactly a role model in it though. At least not to me.
12. 2019-11-25 at 4:48 AM UTC in Fuck Me? Fuck You?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
    
    Best movie ever.
13. 2019-11-23 at 10:49 PM UTC in How many hobbies do you have
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    -drinking
    -masturbating
14. 2019-11-23 at 10:43 PM UTC in Did you ever fap to this?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Is that Lara Croft?
15. 2019-11-23 at 10:39 PM UTC in Canadia seems really big
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Canada is predominantly a waste land.
    
    A teenage wasteland even.
16. 2019-11-23 at 10:32 PM UTC in I am descended from a long line of full blown autists
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Last night my brother texted me about flying to Costa Rica to celebrate getting his plumbers certificate or whatever the fuck you call it.
    
    Then this morning he texted me again saying he was black out drunk last night.
    
    The only way anyone in my family communicates is when drunk as fuck apparantly.
    
    I talk to my siblings like twice a year, and my parents only when I need to borrow money.
    
    Is that the norm or do I come from a family of autists?
17. 2019-11-23 at 10:26 PM UTC in Simoné
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Sophie Is it pronounced: See Moe Nuh?
    
    Also, is she Afrikaans, like Boer. Or one of over 9000 other ethnicities that live in South Afrika?

    
    I have no idea. She didn't have an accent or anything. Just a white south African chick.
18. 2019-11-23 at 10:16 PM UTC in Best part about being in a relationship
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    True tho.
19. 2019-11-23 at 10:22 AM UTC in There's no door in the bathroom in this club do fucking gross in shutting and people are literally watching it's so fucked
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Fuck
20. 2019-11-23 at 8:37 AM UTC in We got winners, we got losers, Chain smokers and boozers
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Nmmm nmmm MMM I love this bar.