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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You ever just go to a bar and fall in love with a rando South African server lady?

    She has an accent in her name and everything.

    I know nothing about her and yet I love her.

    What's wrong with me?
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    About 10 hours ago, I signed out of NiS on all my devices.

    I thought of making an official goodbye thread, but they are almost universally followed up by casual posting like 12-36 hours later.

    So I thought, why not just rip it off like a bandaid.

    But, perhaps in a drunken instinctual response, found myself looking at an NiS thread suddenly, and it was Aldra's post, and I just had to respond because I can't leave a homie hanging.

    But anyway, I have decided to leave NiS this morning.

    I love like 99% of you, so it was not an easy decision to make.

    But, I've been noticing a general trend in my life towards the negative lately, and, while correlation certainly does not imply causality, the underlying pattern cannot be ignored.

    And then, the incident that just kinda sealed the deal...

    That one person (the 1%) that actually fucking pisses me off around here (captain falcon, in case anyone is wondering), sent me a goddamn P fucking M just to tell me how much he despises me.

    Like... I can take insults and all that on the forums, but it's kinda fucked up to wake up to shit like that on my PMs.

    So, having been considering leaving (merely to try new avenues in life), combined with actual bullshit like that, I have decided to take a break of indetermined length.

    But I love the vast majority of you.

    If anyone was offended by my periodical liquor and boner induced sexist rants, I apologize.

    If you ever found my use of the N word or the F word ("faggot", not "fuck"), I appologize.

    With the one and only sole exception of captain falcon, you all have been great and it's a heartfelt goodbye.

    But, goodbye.

    Sometimes, life needs a new perspective.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra bump because I want gadzooks to respond

    I did my final sign out of NiS this morning...

    I literally accidentally stumbled back onto NiS just now some how and noticed this thread towards the top.

    The coomers thing was awesome.

    I'm kinda like that when I'm drunk.

    But I officially left NiS this morning so I shouldn't even be posting at all.

    But I love you Aldra and couldn't leave you high and dry.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks No sir, I did not.

    But I'm sure he did.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did you came ?

    No sir, I did not.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lanny wtf ?

    I meant on my phone, not forum word enhancements.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Jew autocorrects to New.

    Autocorrect about as useful as Captain Falcon.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]


    I was actually considering taking a bit of an extended break from NiS, but you've effectively convinced me to postpone my travel arrangements.

    Let's see how many posts I can make that have nothing to do with you whatsoever that will still somehow have you runnin' my way like you missed the bus for retard school.

    Keep glancing at wikipedia pages between your Minecraft sessions, tho, so you can step up to your usual C- game in the event of any worthwhile debates.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung I HATED (Liquid G), GammaHydroxybuterate. The taste was horrific, and I hated the effects. I dont understand why ppl like it.

    Yeah G is incredibly hit or miss. The difference between an enjoyable dose and a way-too-intense dose seems to come down to just a few ml.

    Out of the few hundred times I took it, only a handful were decent, and even then, not always that great anyway.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    We don't speak Italian round here. Or whatever that is.

    Faggot.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm booking a flight to the Netherlands...

  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Absolute nihilism has set in.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Gad,
    What’s up? You are either high on love, or wanting to die.

    It feels like something has happened.

    I honestly just don't even know...

    I want to just drink and maybe fuck if possible and literally nothing else matters for some reason.

    I have no idea what brought this about.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    plz
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist

    Stab me to death during sexual intercourse.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Can I find hooker to stab me to death mid coitus on the dark web?
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Why is dying so fucking hard?

    This is fucked.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    There's a homeless chick feeling up on me right now and it's getting me kinda hard but she looks like the bird lady from Home Alone 2.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wild Bill Hickock when all they really need is a stiff drink and a decision made.

    I'm currently subsisting entirely on a steady diet of stiff drinks.

    Decisions entirely being left to the vissicitudes of fate.
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