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Posts by Cootehill

  1. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Democrates are the real fascists.
  2. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Free protein
  3. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by CandyRein If he’s the one, he’ll love me enough to understand how important it is for me to wait

    No he won't. Guys are horny.
  4. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    That whole subreddit is full of the stupidest, most milquetoast bullshit.
  5. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by CandyRein No

    You'll need to explain to him why you're not putting out then.
  6. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Everytime I get in a plane I fully expect to wind up in wreckage at the end of the runway while everyone stands around and laughs at us for being so stupid that we thought that it could fly.

    This is the case no matter how many planes I watch taking off.
  7. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m a virgin.. till marriage, want my first time to be on my honeymoon in Barbados 🇧🇧 🖤

    Don't you expect to have to give it up to keep a man in a relationship for long enough to marry?
  8. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Lanny I was going to point out that the priciples involved in space flight are quite different from fixed wing flight in atmosphere but then I was like "well that wasn't really what he meant" but then I was like "yeah, but the logic still doesn't really work because intercontinental flight doesn't really have much experential relevance to space flight" but then I was like "but I mean who really cares?" and now I'm like "why the fuck am I bothering to write this comment? This is stupid and I should stop" and that's how we got here.

    Haven't you ever been on a plane and been like "this is stupid, no way this shit is going to take off" and next thing you know you're up in the clouds?

    If you told someone who had never heard of a plane that you were in one they'd think you were crazy. It's psychologically the same.

    TBH I'm weirded out by all long distance forms of travel. Trains are weird cos the idea of having a piece of iron longer than you could possibly walk is ridiculous. Same thing for optical fibres and telephone lines. Even my car is really weird when I think about it.
  9. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    In fairness the iMac was a sexy machine
  10. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Goddam this site is depressing. Bunch of masturbation enthusiasts and realdoll aficionados.
  11. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Archer513 Solo or with someone else?

    Solo isn't sex.
  12. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    This is making me depressed.
  13. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Title^
  14. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine I should have a girlfriend by now

    There's no such thing as sex, it's all a fake.
  15. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Fucker deleted his account, but from Google cache:

    Feeling guilt over my perverted actions. (self.confession)

    submitted 5 minutes ago by guilty_throwawayy1

    This incident took place about over a year ago now, I no longer associate with the person I harmed but it still brings me guilt and I'm unsure what to do.

    I'll keep it brief. I spent a year in university halls, good mix of guys and girls. One night I was feeling particularly perverted and snuck into the kitchen when no one was around. Grabbing one girl's yoghurt pot, I jerked off into it and put it back. At the time I justified it as "oh it's barely full, she'll throw it away" but I find myself wracked with guilt and disgust at my prior actions.

    Since then I've changed my ways, I'm no longer acting out in similar perverted ways and have even joined my nearest Sex Addicts Anonymous fellowship to talk to people with similar compulsions. Even so, I can't help but feel like a fraud in the present climate to everyone i know - that I am just as bad as the abusers in Hollywood and should be struck down.

    She doesn't know this, and I don't even know if she ingested it. I just can't live with myself knowing that what I did was tantamount to sexual assault and now I'm uncertain of what to do. Do I report myself? Tell her and apologise sincerely? For context, this is the only incident of its kind and I didn't know her that well then so we're not in contact. I know that what I did was wrong and disgusting and should never have been done. Just unsure how to come with terms with what I did or what I can do now.

    Yeah that's pretty fucking tame.
  16. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by HTS Nothing salacious.

    Lame. I need to hear some sex stories. How can this be a hookup site if there are no sex stories?
  17. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by WellHung U dont know anything about sex. Ur still a virgin.

    Does your mother know you're on this site?
  18. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Apparently, IAC jedied them on the valuation, jedied the CEO out to replace him with a jedi, and an IAC jedi fondled one of them (the female).
    https://yro.slashdot.org/story/18/08/14/2030259/tinder-founders-sue-dating-apps-owners-for-at-least-2-billion

    IAC are the people who bought DateHookUp and let it die.

    IAC appear to be pretty much 100% jedi at the upper levels (Chelsea Clinton is married to a jedi).
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IAC_(company)#Board_of_directors
  19. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    It's basically just working, shopping and minding children.
  20. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Posting post 2000
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