Posts by Cootehill

1. 2018-08-17 at 10:09 PM UTC in I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterday
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by mmQ Got my leg amputated a week later, good fuckin friends I got huh.

   
   WTF?
   
   I remember in Kenya there was apparently tiny jellyfish. Their stings felt like little electric zaps.
   
   Here in Ireland, due to overfishing, we get massive blooms of Moon Jellyfish. They are bastards, and appear in great big swarms, especially in the sheltered sea between Ireland and England. Once this summer there were so many I couldn't even go into the water, they were everywhere. Things are a little better on the Atlantic side.
   
   One kid wound up in hospital at the beach I mentioned above due to being stung by a Portuguese Man O'War Jellyfish, which can grow quite large.
   
   In summary, we need a final solution to the JQ.
2. 2018-08-17 at 10:03 PM UTC in Remember the DH bullshit
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Stop posting so many new threads. Goddam.
   
   I spy with my little eye something beginning with D is something annoying 5 year olds play on long drives.
3. 2018-08-17 at 10:02 PM UTC in ITT: Bill Krozby, HTS, and Scronaldo are the only Astroniggas who get laid.
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   HTS and Scron only get laid because of each other.
4. 2018-08-17 at 10 PM UTC in Do you ever wonder why so many people never even try "hard drugs?"
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Hard drugs are dangerous. Too much LSD, Meth or whatever, and you'll be a genuine danger to yourself and possibly even others.
   
   And even normal people see that. I've met former meth addicts with really awful teeth long before I ever tried it. And there is the whole meme of the LSD "acid victim" who did too much acid long ago and now suffers flashbacks. Yes,it's mostly fake from what I can tell, but who the hell knows. Timothy Leary going around in the 60s in a gown preaching about how even children should take LSD and how LSD solves all ills didn't help.
   
   So to reiterate, hard drugs are genuinely dangerous, in a sudden way that wine or marijuana isn't. Even liquor, if you drink too much, most likely you just wind up making an asshole of yourself and having a massive hangover the next day.
   
   And let's not even get started on the opiates. They make meth look like cotton candy.
5. 2018-08-17 at 5:59 PM UTC in Words that begin wit - he letter "D"
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   You got "D" on the mind?
6. 2018-08-17 at 2:39 PM UTC in All women are trash lol.
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by Technologist Boys are gross😜

   
   This. "The opposite gender sucks" is something only 8 year olds and bitter childless feminists say.
7. 2018-08-17 at 12:34 PM UTC in where do i find real PCP
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   OP wants to be the star of his own liveleak video
8. 2018-08-17 at 12:33 PM UTC in ACTING LIKE A CAT
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Poor kitties
9. 2018-08-17 at 12:32 PM UTC in it pisses me off so much that women have rights
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   No one should have rights, unless they can fight for them.
   
   Ever notice the people who say they have rights are always complete wimps, the sort who'd get their asses beat regularly in bronze age society
10. 2018-08-17 at 12:30 PM UTC in Lonely... lonely... lonely... lonely... lonely...
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Did babymomma dump you?
    
    Hilarious after the complaining you did about her.
11. 2018-08-17 at 12:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by aldra I went to a guy's 21st, he did whiskey shots all night and finished it projectile vomiting.
    
    he woke up the next day with the worst hangover, went to brush his teeth… and projectile vomited for another half hour. someone had dipped his toothbrush in whiskey

    
    Vomit is just weakness leaving your body.
12. 2018-08-17 at 12:26 PM UTC in Should I buy a record player
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    No don't buy a record player you tard we have digital audio now goddam
13. 2018-08-17 at 12:23 PM UTC in Legally using trademarked brands on your own products
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I know artists and cake makers get in trouble from time to time for drawing Mickey the Mouse.
14. 2018-08-17 at 12:17 PM UTC in Anyone who isn't using the new NIS theme is a nostalgic faggot.
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by aldra the font bugs me
    
    I'll have a look at how they're written sometime and maybe do a space-themed one

    
    Is there a development instance somewhere? I wonder how hard it is to set one up. I have no experience with Django
15. 2018-08-17 at 9:55 AM UTC in Are we the biggest losers of totse.
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I kno
16. 2018-08-17 at 9:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I've noticed whiskey really makes me feel better than any other liquor. I understand Fargo better now..

    
    Whiskey starts out clear, like vodka, the color comes from the oak barrels in which it aged. There are a lot of magical little compounds in oak. It used to be the sacred tree of the druids.
    
    Only problem is when it makes you feel like fighting, which it does to me sometimes.
17. 2018-08-17 at 9:09 AM UTC in I cannot use pictures from my phone for my avatar..
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Post the pic here and someone will resize it for you.
18. 2018-08-17 at 8:45 AM UTC in Selena the beaner
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    So when does she blow up to 400lbs?
19. 2018-08-16 at 7:46 PM UTC in Does 9/11 seem "weird" to you?
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Airport security is far more sensible outside of America and Britain.
20. 2018-08-16 at 7:34 PM UTC in Jesus was NOT a jedi
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Everyone knows Jesus was a black man.