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Posts by Cootehill

  1. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Lots of self confidence
  2. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    tfw no yazidi gf
  3. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    No, it seems to usually end fairly poorly.
  4. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    How long before hippies are complaining about "Big Pot"?
  5. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by WellHung Every time we discuss ohfralala's love of pedophilia.

    Whether it's real or not, it's one of the things that we all love about her.
  6. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Nigga you pay for pussy, shut your homeless ass up and go play jockey on some AARP BBC you cuck fuck

    You wouldn't make me pay for pussy. Guaranteed.
  7. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Me….Nope :-(

  8. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Kobe beef is supposed to be great, but how much of it of the "Cuban = best cigar" sort of mystique.

    Grass fed beef here is often wonderful.

    I always wanted to raise an butcher my own animals. If you pay a butcher to do it you invariably find that lengths of legs, etc., go missing.
  9. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by WellHung That's what they say.

    Free diving?
  10. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Black women remind me of myself.

    Completely fatalistic when it comes to love.

    If he's ⭐⭐⭐the one⭐⭐⭐ the planets will align and everything will work out, no matter what I do.

    Yeah I need to change my ways, badly.

    I've wasted so many chances.

    I can't afford to waste my current one.

    "She tasks me. She tasks me, and I shall have her. I'll chase her around the Moons of Nibia and around the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give her up! Prepare to alter course."
  11. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine You can get on disability for being an autist

    I've basically been on disability since 2009 or so.

    ______________

    OK, took 25mg Phenergan/Promethazine, 10mg Valium, a whole bottle of wine, some whiskey, and some herbal tea.

    Still feel no closer to sleeping, though I feel like it'd help.

    Another 25mg Phenergan maybe
  12. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by HTS Friend me on animebytes you faggot. I'm so alone. T_T

    Don't fall for this cunt he wouldn't friend me on fb.
  13. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    No way. Isn't that dangerous?
  14. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by WellHung Apparently, cootehill is kosher with talking about his experience.

    The most galling thing of all, my Mom insisted on giving my head oncologist a bottle of booze.

    Fucker. I could have drank that fucking brandy!
  15. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine That's unfortunate about your cancer btw
    How did you survive?

    Via chemotherapy. My cancer was very treatable, after the first session all my lumps disappeared.

    Of course I had 9 more months of misery, with chemo every 2 weeks. Each time I'd spend the first week in bed, then the second week moving around.

    And the doctors were real cunts the whole time, even cutting my benzo prescription right in the middle of chemo because once, due to low blood pressure, I collapsed back into my chair after being inflated with the chemo drugs.

    And chemo drugs = about 4 litres of solution. I'd have to piss multiple times while having them run into me. Then on the way home they'd hit, and I'd feel like shit.

    I still feel ill whenever I see a Pizza hut, because one time I was eating there when the chemo hit. Goddam.
  16. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Where did all the early 00s totseans go?

    My impression is some went to jail, some were lost to suicide, but most just straightened out and left the whole underground scene.
  17. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I am also an amazingly good looking guy, but most women tend to agree with me.

    I'm just not especially photogenic, I look better in real life.
  18. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I've been on totse since 2001 or so. It was just a source for text files for me, the forum seemed like a place of ill repute, and I warned against it on one of my homepages (lol, remember homepages?).

    Then I gradually got sucked in around 2002, 2003 or so. Just a lurker. I made an account around 2004. Around 2006 I was Issue313, and ran the forum totsealliance.com and the ogame.com totse alliance. It was amazingly flattering to have been chosen as a leader, but I didn't like it very much.

    Totse closed around 2009, at the same time as I had cancer and had a moderate chance of survival. While on chemo I posted on Zok's forum, then nothing, now I'm back here.

    I'm sorta OG, but in a desperate, clingy, failing to move on and totally non-cool way.
  19. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by mmQ Rear-End Collisions. If someone hits you from behind, it is virtually never your fault, regardless of why you stopped. A basic rule of the road requires a vehicle to be able to stop safely if traffic is stopped ahead of it. If it cannot stop safely, the driver is not driving as safely as the person in front.

    Yes, please clarify.

    Doesn't the US have that whole thing where the cars that hit you sue you, and you sue the cars in front of you, and vice versa?

    If you have a confederate who can slam on in front of you and then drive off then you have a solid excuse for stopping, and a solid excuse for suing those behind you.
  20. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Date-Hookers.com deserves some recognition and respect from the niggas-hotel.com crowd.
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