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Posts by Cootehill

  1. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Are you seriously digging up a dead cat?

    My cat died this winter, the neighbours dog came and dug up parts of her skeleton this summer. It was horrible.
  2. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by NARCassist i've lost everything and become destitute at least a dozen times over the years, so i understand there is actually a real sense of freedom to being homeless and broke. i know full well i am perfectly able to survive anywhere and its also pretty fun starting a new life and building back up again. plus it certainly teaches you who your friends are which is a really good thing to know. so i certainly don't obsess about being rich or having all the most expensive latest shit. i've also had a bit of money at times, not millions, but enough to have a feel for the high life. but it was easy come easy go with that. i know that once you get money its never enough and wanting more consumes you, it never ends and you also become paranoid about losing what you have which sucks, especially when you're affecting your friends and family with the paranoia. so i don't allow myself to be a slave to the dollar these days. i won't sell out my principles just for the false promise of security that a regular wage gives you.



    .

    You're British. There's no such thing as poor in England.
  3. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    7/10

    Nice smooth troll.
  4. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Computers in general cost next to nothing to make, you're just paying for R+D. But if Americans made smartphones without constant competition from China they'd cost around $30,000.

    And I don't mean that in neo-liberal way, like "OMG American workers are so expensive! Better import infinity Aztec peasants!".

    I mean by the time you deal with the bureaucracy America companies always have around them, then the EPA (rare earth metals are polluting as hell), then regulation, then the pensions of infinity burned out engineers, then the corporate diversity programs, then the network of dealerships, plus the network of experts, plus the marketing and advertising spend, and add on something for corporate social responsibility, then add in something for executive remuneration, and inefficiencies created by America companies constantly doing scammy "mergers and acquisitions" with each other
    ...
    oh and don't forget you need a team of ADL approved content flaggers to monitor all SMS messages.
  5. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by totse3.com Why is this lady removing her Star-Tat?

    She should have just used photoshop.

    I'd be afraid of some of the girls Obbe posts, like if you squeeze that tit too hard will it burst?

    I mean those boobies look like they're inflated to about 150psi goddam.
  6. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by stupid noob As far as my story, I used to make all different kinds of explosives, nitroglycerin TATP MEKP cheddite, ANFO ANNM APPN and a shit ton of LE like chlorate mixtures and flash powder mixtures, as well as regular old fireworks like aerial shells, gerbs, fountains, star guns, and of course firecrackers and polumnas.

    Yeah, I remember, I always assumed you were a chemistry student or chemist at a big company or something.
  7. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by mmQ Take out as many people as you can when you know you're going out.

    -Adolph Hitler

    That dickhead shot himself in his bunker with his waifu and dogger as opposed to grabbing a gun and heading off to pot commies.

    I think I'd just enjoy being alive, and go for a drive and see family and carry around my dog and enjoy nature. Also eat some good food and have a nice cold alcoholic drink. Go to the church and visit graves and pick one out. Withdraw and give my savings to my mom and see about getting my organs ready for harvesting.
  8. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    The 1880s would be cool. No poz, world population majority white, completely different kind of technology, like gas lamps and steam power, still lots of people living traditionally, like they have for thousands of years, lots of wild nigger civilisations in Africa and South America you could explore, big European empires, etc. Guns and drugs mostly legal. Plus I think you can rape most women and get away with it.

    On the downside no antibiotics, amphetamines or SSRIs. I guess I could work on inventing them and becoming rich - but tbh I'd probably only last a short while before dying of malaria or something.
  9. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by mmQ How, for example? Dickheads I mean. How were they?

    Just typical rubbish yuppie dickheads.
  10. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I was at the twin towers a couple of times, including shortly before they were knocked down, the things that stuck with me was how big they were, like bigger than you'd believe, and what dickheads everyone around there was.

    Anything involving planes is hard to believe. Like you get into a plane, next thing you're at 35,000ft, next you're on a whole other continent? Unbelievable.

    Same thing applies to rockets, which is why so many people don't believe in the moon landing, but if I was able to get to all these different places on earth in a plane there's no reason someone couldn't get to the moon by rocket.
  11. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by totse3.com I mean, are they printing shit on the side to place in their devices or is it just some random processor or cheap motherboard and then all the money is put into the screen or shell of the device? I mean, if it pleases you and looks cool.. then go for it. but I want everything 100 pecent top quality device. even a few knock off parts might bog it down and it's performance.

    Yeah, it's a bunch of cheap parts. That's how you make a cheap phone, you use cheap parts.
  12. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Who was shilling this coin:
    https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/sumokoin/
    Pretty impressive, $10 to $0.10
  13. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by totse3.com You get caught with it you get fined prolly more than what it's worth.. or I think it's taken from you for customs.. regardless if you're in your house or outside. Not that anyone has time to do so, but if you somehow decided to pay someone 4 years down the road 20 bucks to fix something, they would rat you out.. door comes flying open for peddy shit because apparently that's a serious thing over 9/11 shit.

    what if it breaks.. will china fix it for free?

    I've known so many people have their iPhones and Samsungs die for no apparent reason - Apple and Samsung aren't fixing jack.

    If I get caught with it in customs I'll have to pay the 21% VAT + €10 administration fee on it.

    My current phone is a Xiaomi 4A, so the Note 5 is an upgrade.
  14. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Bitcoin: ~$6k (the only one holding somewhat)
    XRP: $0.25 (can't crash the way normal investments do)
    EOS: ~$4.39
    Etherium ~$265
    Monero: ~$80
    https://coinmarketcap.com/

    LMFAO
  15. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I'm buying a Xiaomi Note 5 something or other from China for less than $200. The Chinese are making really good phones right now for a fraction of what the rest charge.
  16. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Is there really an Anne Frank VR experience?

    Better, it's a holodeck simulation. Just step into this room with the big door over here.
  17. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    sudo rm -rf /
  18. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    30th Birthday anxiety is perfectly normal.
  19. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Are you thinking of this one?

    The two are pretty similar.
  20. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    He's probably off somewhere with with §m£ÂgØL, white knighting for hundred billion dollar companies and their right to censor opinions they don't like from their online communities.
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