Posts by Cootehill

1. 2018-08-24 at 1:01 PM UTC in Lmao wtf. I just got shit for walking into a deli.
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   I'm usually a lazy bastard, but I feel guilty just sitting around when on someone's clock. I'd grab a mop and clean up or something.
   
   Once, when working in PC World, a manager was complaining about people showing up a few minutes before closing on Christmas Eve to grab some last minute presents, and I thought "what a wanker". Stay late, sell some shitty nig-tech, everyone gets to go home happy.
2. 2018-08-24 at 12:57 PM UTC in I pulled an mmq today.
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   You were posting seriously about suicide the other day. A DUI is nothing, and I'm glad you're taking it calmly. Take your time in jail, meet some people, etc.
   
   You do need to seek out some help to change your life, and you shouldn't be ashamed of that fact.
3. 2018-08-24 at 12:54 PM UTC in Scientists say humans can't imagine the fourth dimension.
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   4th dimension? Damn those must have been some strong banana peels.
4. 2018-08-24 at 12:51 PM UTC in Trump in deep space now
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   McDonalds on the moon when?
5. 2018-08-24 at 12:51 PM UTC in I want a Japanese gf
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   
6. 2018-08-24 at 12:49 PM UTC in I want a Japanese gf
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Asian gfs are very alt-right.
7. 2018-08-23 at 11:10 PM UTC in Dick Riot
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Has Soros offered money for it yet?
8. 2018-08-23 at 11:08 PM UTC in Doing a NAS Build
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Is there any software that allows a NAS to function on the LAN when you're at home, and then function over the internet like Dropbox when you're away from home?
9. 2018-08-23 at 11:04 PM UTC in Tramp broadband
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   This is pretty awesome, how much was everything? In something like the first pic would you getting any 4G signal on your normal phone at all?
10. 2018-08-23 at 4:29 PM UTC in How do you make a girl feel better about her body
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    ie. having small boobs, or being a fatass?
11. 2018-08-23 at 3 PM UTC in My waah thread
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Lanny Drink more often, you'll get used the rebound anexiety and become stronger as a result. It also toughens up your liver.

    
    I love you, Satan.
12. 2018-08-23 at 2:59 PM UTC in My waah thread
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Actually it's more like 3 months.
13. 2018-08-23 at 2:59 PM UTC in My waah thread
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Ok got an interview after a month of psyching myself up for job hunting, and a day of actually applying.
14. 2018-08-23 at 1:01 PM UTC in Do women get more bitter with age?
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Young Carrie Fisher could play Princess Leia:
    

    Show spoiler

    
    Old Carrie Fisher could play the Emperor:
    

    Show spoiler
15. 2018-08-23 at 12:48 PM UTC in In school they never told us what the laws are and the consequences if you break them...
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by HTS Does it count all the way to 6 million?

    
    90,000 and 30,000 are 6 million
16. 2018-08-23 at 12:47 PM UTC in Do women get more bitter with age?
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    
    
17. 2018-08-23 at 12:43 PM UTC in I seriously might just kill myself
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Good point, You probably need an older car or take off the catalytic converter.

    
    I heard that an easy way to create carbon monoxide was to get a charcoal barbecue nice and hot, past the burning stage, so the coals are glowing, and take that into an enclosed space.
18. 2018-08-23 at 12:29 PM UTC in Niggas in Space Theme Song
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
19. 2018-08-23 at 12:27 PM UTC in In school they never told us what the laws are and the consequences if you break them...
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Again liberals…anything they would tell you regarding law would mostly likely be some SJW bullshit, I'd rather they didn't poison young minds with their shit and stuck to the curriculum.

    
    What, Holocaust Class?
20. 2018-08-23 at 12:23 PM UTC in Zok was an incompetent buffoon.
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Some cities are reporting that citizens are getting high and even addicted from drinking tap water processed from the septic wastes of opiate users.

    
    I bet the people in those cities keep well hydrated, if true.