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Thanked Posts by Fonaplats

  1. 2024-09-05 at 10:17 PM UTC in Fona goes to Vintage Computer Festival '24
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]




    Everything is hot and rough.
    Tried to take the kid to the children's museum but it was closed.
    Took her on an extreme speedboat tour but she was crying scared.
    Took a boat taxi to the fountain but the taxi fag didn't tell us all the parkd are fenced off and ditched us in 90 degrees heat leaving us to walk half an hour back.
    The hotel was 8 miles away and took 50 minutes to get too.
    The area kept getting worse and worse.
    I ran a lot of stop signs.
    My view sucks.
    Had to use 3 elevators to get to our room and there was only enough room for the luggage cart.
    I had to send it up 1 floor, run up stairs, take it to another elevator and keep repeating.
    I'm so sweaty.
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  2. 2024-09-05 at 10:11 PM UTC in Fona goes to Vintage Computer Festival '24
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]




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  3. 2024-09-04 at 3:17 PM UTC in Selling my vintage computer collection
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse The fuck fona

    The fuck

    I literally got this piece of metal from my dead relative for you because of your 'museum'

    Oh well maybe the idiot that buys your shit will buy this one

    Or.maybe ill hold onto it long enough that I can do something really insane with it like show the hive mind I've held onto its grandpa forever

    Well it is an opportunity but really I only sold a DVD drive and a fancy calculator.
    I guess I'm keeping the rest but I'm limited on room so sometimes I gotta make room for something better.

    You got a clean machine but it's for parts tbh.
    You won't plug it in and turn it on because you know it won't turn on.
    It's an old 286 machine and it's missing it's memory.
    Probably got harvested long ago.

    Might be easy to find or might not be.

    Anyways I reached out to you about Chicago tand you said you had to clean the bathrooms at work instead.

    If you wanna sell it sell it.
    If you wanna send it to me that's cool too.
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  4. 2024-09-01 at 9:05 PM UTC in Fona's no regrets bastardy dinner date
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    The wife and I...
    Sigh
    "I am sorry for I'm currently on the toilet"
    You see,
    Her and I found ourselves at a mall.
    There where many places to eat.
    First we stopped and ate tacos.
    God damn yummy.

    Then we found some noodles and this pho noodles place.
    They were horrible.

    Last was the fancy seafood restaurant.

    Crab Cakes ✔️
    Carrot Cake ✔️
    Crème Brûlée Cheesecake ✔️
    Butter Croissant Cake ✔️
    Chocolate Cake ✔️

    $105 on cakes.
    $30 on tacos
    $30 on trash noodles

    No regrets
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  5. 2024-09-02 at 2:44 AM UTC in Flip Through My Flaps (Pussy Book)
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    https://comfortableinmyskin.com.au/pages/flip-through-my-flaps

    Which one most resembles your flaps?
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  6. 2024-08-30 at 12:03 AM UTC in Dead By Daylight
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    This video I kill women.
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  7. 2024-08-23 at 9:44 PM UTC in RNC vs DNC
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    RNC: Free AR-15 with the purchase of a bucket of fried chicken

    DNC: Free mandatory abortions

    RNC: The nominee received no votes from Democrats

    DNC: Ditto

    RNC: Opened with a prayer to God

    DNC: Opened with a traditional human sacrifice to Moloch

    RNC: Free ammo for your guns

    DNC: Free vasectomies to make sure you can only shoot blanks

    RNC: Hulk Hogan

    DNC: Drag queens

    RNC: Women with lots of estrogen, men with lots of testosterone

    DNC: Men with lots of estrogen, women with lots of testosterone

    RNC: People cosplaying as Ronald Reagan

    DNC: People cosplaying as abortion pills

    RNC: All about Trump

    DNC: Also all about Trump

    Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common? It's almost like looking at two sides of the same coin!
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  8. 2024-08-25 at 10:40 AM UTC in .EVIDENCE OF GOD
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I dont think GOD would approve of gmail...
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  9. 2024-08-23 at 10:13 AM UTC in I got BALD FACED HORNETS all over my dick!! 🤬
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]




    I really don't know how well I did.
    I feel like either I misjudged what 25 feet was or the can of spray under performed.
    Surely I got it a little.

    One thing I do know is my invincibility suit must work because I was left completely unharmed.

    After work today maybe I'll just smack it with a stick.
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  10. 2024-08-23 at 3:06 PM UTC in What’s something fun you’ve done recently?
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley is mad he didn't get any pussy from a 13 year old

    Wtf no Brad.
    I can't believe you are even imagining that you pedo.

    All I've tried to do is groom Crispy into being a Republican.
    Unfortunately she's just not adult enough to want what's best for her which is to join Turning Point USA and start her own local chapter.
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  11. 2024-08-23 at 8:41 PM UTC in I got my passport 🛂
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    I'm heading to Guatemala for the guacamole.
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  12. 2024-08-20 at 3:22 PM UTC in Send pictures of cats
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
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  13. 2024-08-14 at 12:13 AM UTC in Butter dogs are the greatest food ever
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
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  14. 2024-08-13 at 6:44 AM UTC in My name is CrispyC
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Dear Crispy,

    Thank you for the recognition and your friendship as well.
    It means a lot to me to have people to talk with that I can be real while doing so.
    It pains me pretending at work to be nice and no just refer to everyone as "faggot".
    I hope tomorrow you fuck with the controls on the boom-lift/cherry picker thing while on your walk and get it to roll down the hill.
    Don't worry about consequences as since you are a minor the company that left it there will more than likely be charged with endangering a child. It will be funny and you'll get paid.
    This is all hypothetical of course and it's very important to note that "I am just pretending and in no way am actually suggesting you try and operate heavy machinery that has been left on the side of a mountain. I will accept no responsibility if the machine rolls down the mountain and/or kills you in the process."

    Anyways Brad, I'm #2 because I'm the shit.
    You are number 5 or some shit because you are gay.
    You can be my #3 though.

    -Fona
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  15. 2024-08-12 at 10:08 AM UTC in 7days2Hai: The Official NiS 7 Days to Die Server
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Please fix server.
    Dis gay very.
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  16. 2024-08-12 at 8:23 AM UTC in 7days2Hai: The Official NiS 7 Days to Die Server
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Ima buy this tomorrow or Tuesday I guezz

    It was 10 bucks but you waited too long and now its 45 bucks.
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  17. 2024-07-26 at 11:18 AM UTC in Passport Day
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I'm going to go get my passport so I can flee to Mexico 🌯
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  18. 2024-08-05 at 12:15 AM UTC in Sony cyber-shot 2.1 MEGA PIXELS (thy first digital camera)
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]




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  19. 2024-08-04 at 9:58 PM UTC in Vintage Garage Sale Computers
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]




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  20. 2024-08-05 at 8:47 AM UTC in I've never had eczema
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Elbow Aw, your skin is beautiful. Definitely lotion up like DTE said, it'll help. 😇

    Yea, put lotion on it's skin.
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