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2024-06-02 at 12:27 PM UTC in Corgscon I met Brian Collin, Tugboat and saw an American Gladiator's Penis π€
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2024-06-01 at 8:41 PM UTC in Corgscon I met Brian Collin, Tugboat and saw an American Gladiator's Penis π€
Brian Collin made Rampage. He was cool and signed some stuff.
Tugboat is cool too.he told me a story of being stuck in ice on a boat. I refused to give him any money.
Later I carelessly walked into the pecks of a giant man with biceps as big as my entire body.
It was American Gladiator Steve βTowerβ Henneberry who almost killed me. His enormous dick was outlined for all to see within his spandex. My wife was in awe of the massive penis. -
2024-05-25 at 11:19 AM UTC in Fona Memorial Day Weekend 2024Happy Saturday morning to everyone.
Glad you all could make it out for this wonderful time we are about to have.
Let's start by planning ahead by first checking the weather,
well that's 2/3rds disappointing.
So for my weekend I have a few things in mind.
#1 is to grill a bunch which I got started on 2 days ago.
#2 is to do home improvement stuff namely put down sheet vynil flooring in a bathroom and do more painting in the formal living room.
#3 is to take my wife to the ring store to buy an enhancer for her engagement ring since we are married and all. I just recently paid off that rock.
#4 is play video games until I can't anymore (I'm wearing my back brace writing this now)
#5 is maybe buy some shit on BIDFTA or a garage sale idk.
I'm up for suggestions btw.
I'll probably start my day mowing the grass before it rains.
Right after I drink a boat load of coffee.
^That's what my wife liked at the jedielry shop we went to mid week.
The middle ring is her engagement ring. We are looking for enhancers which are the rings on either side.
There's a "as seen on tv" store down by the jedielry shop we will go to this weekend.
Oh and at some point I'd like to try smoking some creme cheese.
https://www.smokedbbqsource.com/smoked-cream-cheese/
I hope you all have a wonderful weekend.
Drop your plans below and come back for many updates over these next 3 days! -
2024-05-24 at 11:03 PM UTC in Donald Trump is a bad man for lying about the 2020 election but
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2024-05-23 at 8:05 PM UTC in I got my BEAUTIFUL Grillππ₯
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2024-05-23 at 8:37 PM UTC in I got my BEAUTIFUL Grillππ₯
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2024-05-22 at 7:48 PM UTC in I got my BEAUTIFUL Grillππ₯
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2024-05-22 at 10:36 AM UTC in Shrinkflation PantsThey fit in 2020 but now the waist is tight and even the pockets are small.
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2024-05-12 at 10:04 PM UTC in Dissociator aka Joe Zeller R.I.P.In loving memory of Joe Zeller, whose eccentricity knew no bounds. With a penchant for avant-garde fashion and a taste for the unconventional, Joe left an indelible mark on those around him.
Known for his daring style, Joe's wardrobe was a kaleidoscope of colors and patterns that would make even the boldest fashionistas blush. Whether he was strutting the streets in stilettos or rocking a feather boa with flair, Joe was unapologetically himself.
His adventures in the world of synthetic drugs were legendary, though perhaps not always for the right reasons. With a knack for finding the most obscure substances, Joe was a pioneer in the world of experimental pharmacology, though his choices may not have always been the wisest.
Joe's romantic escapades were the stuff of legend, as he fearlessly pursued love in all its forms. From whirlwind romances with enigmatic strangers to passionate trysts with women of questionable taste, Joe lived life with an unwavering commitment to passion.
Though his journey may have been unconventional, Joe's spirit will live on in the memories of those who knew him best. As we bid farewell to our dear friend, let us remember the laughter, the tears, and the unforgettable moments that made Joe Zeller one of a kind. -
2024-05-19 at 3:56 PM UTC in Who is your favorite female character on this forum?If it was a battle to the Death Kinkou would win.
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2024-05-19 at 4:41 AM UTC in Who is your favorite female character on this forum?The dead women will always be my favorite on this site but I didn't think it would be fair to vote for any of them and assumed OP was unaware.
My favorite dead woman is Hydro for raping Β§mΒ£ΓgΓL with her husband's flesh dick.
That was by far the funniest story of someone losing their virginity that I've ever heard.
Kinkou will always be able to kick Candyreins stupid ass.
I'm sorry but a black slut midget with wet tissue paper for personality is nothing worth propping up on an invisible high horse.
Kinkou called me 15+ years ago quite literally about to die in a fire and she didn't seem phased by the prospect that her life was going up in smoke. My vote will always be for Kinkou as she has proven herself to be rad AF time and time again. Yes sure she might be a terrible pill popping alcoholic with a bunch of disorders but if she wasn't then she wouldn't be here.
As far as stupid emo euro trash Kafka the cunt goes...
She stood up MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING and that was wrong. Bro's before hoes, I'll never respect you now not that it matters anyway.
Your mindset of "im a victim" that perpetuates through every god damn topic you throw your 2 pence into just makes me want to vomit.
My guess is you don't even know how to smoke cigarettes or use shampoo.
Nina was a rat infested xanax bar with big boobs.
Hydro was a rat infested cheeseburger with abscesses.
I don't know much about DTE and will stay neutral on them.
HTS is cool AF too. Her, Scrawn and I and mine will meet up one day hopefully and get some Timmys.
HTS is definitely the the number 1 choice if I need someone to push a broken down truck out of the street. -
2024-05-18 at 7:16 PM UTC in Get a .π¬π domain today; Nazis! Cocaine! Gambling! Illegal Porn!
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2024-05-18 at 10:07 PM UTC in Thumbs Down dislike button β ππΏI miss on old (good) YouTube where you could dislike videos.
Can we get a dislike button here so we can hate on posts with the click of our mice.
Please.
Cmon Lanny you fatty fucking flabbergasted fink. -
2024-05-18 at 4:52 PM UTC in Three Hundred Fifty DollarsThis weeks grocery bill.
Thanks Joe Faggot Biden. -
2024-05-18 at 11:18 AM UTC in Can you make my account regular?Make it gaygular
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2024-05-17 at 9:25 AM UTC in It's My Birthday ππ
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2024-05-17 at 9:55 AM UTC in Dissociator aka Joe Zeller R.I.P.
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2024-05-16 at 7:14 PM UTC in It's My Birthday ππIt's official.
3:14PM
I am now 34 years old. -
2024-05-16 at 8:55 PM UTC in It's My Birthday ππ
Originally posted by Kinks but its ur birthday present :(
I read some of it but then it started talking about penguins and I think it might be all the signs or something.
I'm stubborn.
Also, I am not materialistic.
I think π€ maybe it's some what accurate and you are also a try hard.
But that's okay because you're bad at it.
Can't beat your flex though riding a motorcycle. -
2024-05-16 at 2:37 PM UTC in It's My Birthday ππ34