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  1. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    RNC: Free AR-15 with the purchase of a bucket of fried chicken

    DNC: Free mandatory abortions


    RNC: The nominee received no votes from Democrats

    DNC: Ditto

    RNC: Opened with a prayer to God

    DNC: Opened with a traditional human sacrifice to Moloch


    RNC: Free ammo for your guns

    DNC: Free vasectomies to make sure you can only shoot blanks

    RNC: Hulk Hogan

    DNC: Drag queens


    RNC: Women with lots of estrogen, men with lots of testosterone

    DNC: Men with lots of estrogen, women with lots of testosterone

    RNC: People cosplaying as Ronald Reagan

    DNC: People cosplaying as abortion pills


    RNC: All about Trump

    DNC: Also all about Trump

    Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common? It's almost like looking at two sides of the same coin!
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  2. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I dont think GOD would approve of gmail...
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    I really don't know how well I did.
    I feel like either I misjudged what 25 feet was or the can of spray under performed.
    Surely I got it a little.

    One thing I do know is my invincibility suit must work because I was left completely unharmed.

    After work today maybe I'll just smack it with a stick.
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  4. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley is mad he didn't get any pussy from a 13 year old

    Wtf no Brad.
    I can't believe you are even imagining that you pedo.

    All I've tried to do is groom Crispy into being a Republican.
    Unfortunately she's just not adult enough to want what's best for her which is to join Turning Point USA and start her own local chapter.
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    I'm heading to Guatemala for the guacamole.
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  8. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Dear Crispy,

    Thank you for the recognition and your friendship as well.
    It means a lot to me to have people to talk with that I can be real while doing so.
    It pains me pretending at work to be nice and no just refer to everyone as "faggot".
    I hope tomorrow you fuck with the controls on the boom-lift/cherry picker thing while on your walk and get it to roll down the hill.
    Don't worry about consequences as since you are a minor the company that left it there will more than likely be charged with endangering a child. It will be funny and you'll get paid.
    This is all hypothetical of course and it's very important to note that "I am just pretending and in no way am actually suggesting you try and operate heavy machinery that has been left on the side of a mountain. I will accept no responsibility if the machine rolls down the mountain and/or kills you in the process."

    Anyways Brad, I'm #2 because I'm the shit.
    You are number 5 or some shit because you are gay.
    You can be my #3 though.

    -Fona
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    Please fix server.
    Dis gay very.
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  10. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Ima buy this tomorrow or Tuesday I guezz

    It was 10 bucks but you waited too long and now its 45 bucks.
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  11. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I'm going to go get my passport so I can flee to Mexico ๐ŸŒฏ
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  14. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Elbow Aw, your skin is beautiful. Definitely lotion up like DTE said, it'll help. ๐Ÿ˜‡

    Yea, put lotion on it's skin.
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  15. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    DEATH TO CALIFORNIA!
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  16. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The only reason some are wanting Kamala Harris is that donation laws mean that if the dems choose another candidate, all donations must be returned as neither of the candidates the donations were raised for, would be running.
    The election is in 4 months...
    If they choose Kamala the ads against her will be brutal but true.
    Dominion will have their work cut out for them if she's the nominee.
    The bus, in the city. It's the city bus. It's there, and for, the city. the people of the bus use the bus, in the city.
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  17. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I hope you have the best most awesome day.
    Your mom and I are so proud of you for obeying the laws recently and for graduating college.
    I finally put your picture back in my wallet.
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    Front row turn 4 get rekt
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    $12.95 CA
    Hardcover Only
    Hard as fuck.
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  20. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny wow. I offered so much health advice and this is the shit I get from you.

    young people die too. and you're pushing 30 and closing in on Middle Age where shit starts to slowly go down hill

    Listen here Ponderosa Pete, I'm doing my thing and working my game. I get that your sister was a nurse that did such a good job you somehow got fired in an unrelated field. Unable to understand the madness that you repeatedly vote for in shitty California, you sleep in your car as illegal immigrant GG steals your stuff and lives in a warm house.
    You drive around on $7 a gallon gas because to you that's acceptable.
    Oh woah is the Wonzy for he's been wronged. It's not like he's a registered Democrat...
    ๐Ÿค”
    Ive just been trying to follow the doctors orders and documenting it while apparently being harassed by a 1 star Uber driver about the way I choose to live my life.
    FREE

    I've been down this road with you before big shot, big man, big fella.
    And it always end with you trying to get me to buy an electric leaf blower like some pompous ass hole.

    I already passed your guy chrush's address along to get you to find peace or pop like a watermelon.
    If you didn't get it I guess you should find better friends.
    I found the old fella living large down south 6 months ago and I got everything but the color of his tightly whities.

    What's it worth to ya?
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