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2019-12-20 at 6:02 AM UTC in Hey Hydro, will you grant me one wish?Tis the season for giving and all I want for the holidays is to read the story of how your husband wore §m£ÂgØL like a dick-puppet and fucked you with him.
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2019-12-20 at 6:21 AM UTC in Check out my new plasma screen tv.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i need to know more about the painting
If Lanny didn't delete all my threads and perma-ban me for 7 months last year I would link you to a thread about it.
Thats why I got no posts prior to January 2019
Story goes pretty much like...
I got drunk as per my usual routine.
Next thing I know the drug addict in me is impulsively commissioning great works of art.
This one is a 48x60 portrait of me surfin the web in my mom's basement.
Ended up taking several months and around $1200.
I wasn't paying any bills then.
I let the artist enter it into several art shows where it won great acclaim and numerous awards.
At the time I figured it only made sense to spend all that money on getting my portrait done while I was young and still looked good.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-19 at 7:02 AM UTC in Just got a new job!
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2019-12-12 at 6:56 AM UTC in I got some more space heaters :)Pizza is amazing
All these space heaters keep making the lights go out but I can fix that.
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2019-12-15 at 7:54 PM UTC in The 1 Roll Challenge!As many of you know I have a bidet.
I have nothing against it other than I a(like most of us) don't like change.
It works great and feels good too butt I kept grabbing a roll anyways.
Today while shopping for toilet paper I saw this 4 pack that says 4 rolls=4 weeks and that is how this all started.
For the next week Michelle and I will each have our own roll of toilet paper that we must use sparingly.
Hopefully this is push us to use the bidet more often.
Toilet paper is expensive but you can get a bidet just like mine for $25 and they are very easy to install.
The water comes from the tank but it does not feel cold on your bum.
I have never even had a hot or cold water shot directly at my asshole so I wouldn't be able to tell the difference anyways.
What it feels like is pressure and a little water (room temperature since it has been sitting in the tank).
^it comes out a lot harder than that too but I didn't want to make a mess.
You know what...
Fuck it.
TAKE THAT YOU PIECES OF SHIT!
Now go buy yourself a bidet and save your ass a lot of money.
https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=bidet&qid=1576439454&sr=8-6The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-12 at 6:13 AM UTC in I got some more space heaters :)So I got this one
And now I got this one two.
And also this one three.
Now my apartment is warming up.
I am gonna celebrate by cooking a pizza.
Im so happy I finally got Chell some heat.
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2019-12-12 at 6:16 AM UTC in I got some more space heaters :)
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2019-12-10 at 5:34 AM UTC in I contacted the City's building inspectors on my landlord.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Is this another one of your false outrages?
My Landlord wont fix anything and instead is trying to sell my building. PLEASE HELP
Fonaplats
12:07 AM (23 minutes ago)
to City Building Inspector
Hello, my name is Fonaplats.
My Girlfriend and I moved into <adress> July 6th of this year.
I trusted the people at <Landlord> (<adress>) and now I feel they are trying to screw us.
I have had endless problems with my landlord and now I can't even get ahold of them.
They do not return my calls or messages.
The very few times recently that I have gotten a hold of them and had them say they would send someone out they have not sent anyone.
I couldn't understand why they were ignoring us all the time so I looked my building up and found it was for sale.
(website to listing here)
Current issues that I have are with the exterior doors and windows.
And also the heater.
and a whole lot more but I just want to start there.
A couple weeks ago they changed the locks in my basement but did not tell us or give us a key. Now if I am down in my basement doing laundry and something happens upstairs I will be trapped in the basement with no way out.
Also my stuff is down there.
They also have been telling tenants they are free to use the washer and dryer in the basement but they belong to me and I never agreed to any such thing.
My heater is a big issue too.
I had to start running it in November and I called the Landlord because they had left all the windows in the unit above me wide open and for at least an entire week it was in the 20's and 30's outside and raining. Due to this my electricity bill was through the roof from just trying to keep my apartment at 65 degrees.
It has went from $50 in the summer to now $281 for last month and I only had it running for 3 of the weeks last month.
I asked them to come check the heater and they said they would but they have never came.
Frustrated I did a little looking at what I could look at and I have found there is duct work connected to nothing and general shotty work.
They refuse to reimburse me for anything or even let me talk to the owner.
I ask them to let me out of my lease but they say no and are just trying to squeeze all the money they can out of me before they run away.
I have exterior doors that I can see outside through gaps in the door frame....
When I first moved in they did come out and fix a couple things but it always was a 2 or 3 step process with them sending out 1 guy to fix it who would do stuff and they say it was fix but leave without checking it so another worker would have to come out.
The 1 and only time I got them to come out and look at anything was when my ceiling fell down.
All they had done was put up new ceiling tiles but I do not think they fixed the reason it fell down which was the roof leaks.
Anyways I am at my wits end with my Landlord and he is trying to wiggle out of fixing stuff by trying to sell the building and pass it off to someone else.
I am writing because I need someone to please come out and inspect this for me so I can go downtown and set up an escrow account and let them know everything they need to fix.
If you could please call me at (937) 522-1751 I would really appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
Sincerely,
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2019-12-07 at 5:05 AM UTC in The Nigger Children Next Door Have Done It Now!They posted the empty unit upstairs for rent on craigslist.
Broke inside and showed it to a couple.
Took their money and gave them a fake key.
Its the couples fault for thinking they actually was renting and didnt need to sign a lease.
#Craigslist
But what pisses me off is they said the washer and dryer was included.
Anyways my landlord knows and I am going down there tomorrow to fuck shit up more.
Im getting out of this shit one way or another.
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2019-12-06 at 7:26 AM UTC in ITT if you post your address I will send you a xmas cardI work in injection molding.
I dont drive sewing machines god damn it.
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2019-12-05 at 6:05 AM UTC in WHY IS MY ELECTRIC BILL $281??
My slumlords office said they would send maintenance out tomorrow to look at my heater.
My bill is ridiculous. I checked all my passed bills and the rate hasn't changed.
There is just no fucking way this dump ass apartment is gonna run up a heat bill this high.
I just am not doing it.
It started out $40-50 a month in the summer time and now its $281.
If my god damn heater is going to cost 5 times as much as everything in my apartment (with an air conditioner in summer) combined then I am just not able to live here anymore and will be moving this weekend.
I told them I want the lease tore up and to be put on a month by month basis after having had to deal with so much bullshit since we moved in.
From my ceiling falling down, to my basement being flooded for a week straight, from them letting a drug dealing pimp terrorize shit, to having to constantly run off homeless people taking shits and shooting dope in the garage, to when it was 30 degrees and raining and they left the windows open in the apartment above mine FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK! thats a big part of my damn heat bill Im sure but its still just too fucking high.
They gotta do something cuz I can see outside with my damn door shut by looking at the frame.
My windows are single panes of glass and there is suppose to be another pane that helps insulate it but they are all broken and bent and wont slide into place. Most are missing.
I have had to have them come out multiple times to fix every issue because they never get it right.
A lot of times they just say they will be back and I wont see them for a week.
Im pretty sure the sand nigger jedi that owns the place doesn't give a fuck about any of it.
Pissed me the fuck off that with 2 full time jobs and overtime we cant pay the bills in the shitty dope apartment.
By the time the government steals all my money with taxes so they can go fuck children on tropical islands, and by the time all the utilities and some clearance spaghettios, we are broke.
I do all our finances and constantly check and double check and triple shit.
I know we have been losing money pretty much every month since we moved in.
Im 29 and doing all this shit for the first time so finding out what my priorities actually should be sometimes comes after I impulsively buy something retarded.
Anyways, I been working diligently to tie up loose ends and start saving money.
Last month was the first month I though we actually did alright but in retrospect is was probably just cuz of soy.
LONG STORY SHORT…
I am broke.
If this is the way it is going to be and I am stuck with it (which I am pretty sure is going to be the case) then I got to get us out of here asap or we will surely go under withing a month or 2.
I dont want to move at all but if I cant afford to stay here then I feel like all I am doing by waiting around is just drowning slower.
This is got damn retarded as fuck.
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2019-12-04 at 5:43 PM UTC in WHY IS MY ELECTRIC BILL $281??Next year i think i will put all our stuff in storage and move into an extended stay with this Jiggerboo guy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-04 at 4:52 AM UTC in A gay compromiseThe best option is for people to only use positive affirmations.
Now if someone is trying really hard to be a faggot then by all means go up to that guy and call him a faggot. You will probably make his day.
But if you have nothing nice to say it is best to say nothing at all.
But if there is something really not nice, it is okay to inform others.
For example:
If someone just got their cock bitten off by a spiced out midget, you can warn others that their is a spiced out midget running around bitting dick off.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-02 at 5:45 PM UTC in I can't go to work like this :(That didn't take long.
Talk about an improvement.
You guys think I should take the face down too?
I wasn't wanting to shave but i will have too sometime.
This is 3 weeks of not shaving.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-30 at 8:33 PM UTC in Fona's Poopy §@tμГde¥ vlog 11-30-19The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-01 at 6:54 AM UTC in Chicken and Waffles
Eating good in the neighborhood.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-30 at 9:20 PM UTC in Show Me the Coffee!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-01 at 12:41 AM UTC in CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS!Shell and I stopped at the dolla store and got a couple stockings.
Then we decorated them with glue and bedazzled them with dazzles.
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2019-11-28 at 8:12 AM UTC in I think I'm going to have a veggie burger for lunchI thought I packed a sammich for work but I grabbed the wrong container.
I went all day without eating because there was just no way I was gonna put this in my mouth in front of my coworkers.
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2019-11-28 at 2:29 AM UTC in My latest workWhen are you going to finish it?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
