Hey Hydro, will you grant me one wish?

1. 2019-12-20 at 6:02 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Tis the season for giving and all I want for the holidays is to read the story of how your husband wore §m£ÂgØL like a dick-puppet and fucked you with him.
   
   Did he put §m£ÂgØL on first or did you?
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   • kroz
2. 2019-12-20 at 6:22 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   little arnie is acting like a gay dude right now..
3. 2019-12-20 at 7:33 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   I'm having a hormone test just so I can get some pills to shrink this lump in my fucking pec.
4. 2019-12-20 at 7:33 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   are u a wizerd
5. 2019-12-20 at 8:12 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Octavian I'm having a hormone test just so I can get some pills to shrink this lump in my fucking pec.

   
   Sounds like they’re checking out your lymph nodes. Hope everything turns out well Oct💙
6. 2019-12-20 at 8:13 AM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Arnold is lashing out
   
   GET OUT OF THE WAY FOLX
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7. 2019-12-20 at 8:15 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by CASPER Arnold is lashing out
   
   GET OUT OF THE WAY FOLX

   
   I’m just glad YOU finally got a check with a doctor. About damn time butthead!
8. 2019-12-20 at 8:16 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Technologist Sounds like they’re checking out your lymph nodes. Hope everything turns out well Oct💙

   
   probably a hernia from jerking off on stims for days
9. 2019-12-20 at 8:17 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by aldra probably a hernia from jerking off on stims for days

   
   
10. 2019-12-20 at 8:18 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    reminds me, I don't remember who it was, might've been IWD who posted a story about how he did some meth and jerked off on the floor for like 12 hours totally naked. at one point his mother walked in to get breakfast and he tried to tell her he was 'just working out' and he 'wanted to get in shape'
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    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
    • 1993
11. 2019-12-20 at 8:20 AM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Technologist I’m just glad YOU finally got a check with a doctor. About damn time butthead!

    
    It was just disappointing that there’s no apparent reason for me to be feeling as awful as I do. Lol.
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    • Technologist
12. 2019-12-20 at 8:21 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by aldra reminds me, I don't remember who it was, might've been IWD who posted a story about how he did some meth and jerked off on the floor for like 12 hours totally naked. at one point his mother walked in to get breakfast and he tried to tell her he was 'just working out' and he 'wanted to get in shape'

    
    
    Shit, now ya make me wonder if my son did that shit on molly, or whatever else he may have tried. Not something a mother wants to envision.😣
13. 2019-12-20 at 8:24 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by CASPER It was just disappointing that there’s no apparent reason for me to be feeling as awful as I do. Lol.

    
    Maybe too much processed food in your diet.
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14. 2019-12-20 at 8:26 AM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Maybe too much processed food in your diet.

    
    I eat pretty fucking well. Today I ate bushel sprouts, a pound and a half of salmon, roasted sweet potatoes, a tube of starburst, 2 packs of ramen and an entire philly cheese steak pizza.
    
    Pretty sure it’s just the drugs, fucked up physiology, depression and low test.
15. 2019-12-20 at 8:28 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by CASPER I eat pretty fucking well. Today I ate bushel sprouts, a pound and a half of salmon, roasted sweet potatoes, a tube of starburst, 2 packs of ramen and an entire philly cheese steak pizza.
    
    Pretty sure it’s just the drugs, fucked up physiology, depression and low test.

    
    Do your poops look/smell healthy? Serious question.
16. 2019-12-20 at 8:30 AM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Idk. I’m constipated like 30% of the time. Usually I only examine my shit if I think I’m in danger of plugging up the rig. But 13 years of acidic tar n stuff prolly ruined the lining of my intestines too, so maybe I’m not absorbing nutrients properly.
    
    Idk. I’m not gonna speculate on shit anymore. Doc said im fine, I just have depression, high BP, low good cholesterol and super low T.
17. 2019-12-20 at 8:35 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by CASPER Idk. I’m constipated like 30% of the time. Usually I only examine my shit if I think I’m in danger of plugging up the rig. But 13 years of acidic tar n stuff prolly ruined the lining of my intestines too, so maybe I’m not absorbing nutrients properly.
    
    Idk. I’m not gonna speculate on shit anymore. Doc said im fine, I just have depression, high BP, low good cholesterol and super low T.

    
    Maybe try low carb keto. I mean I know you're not going to, but it sounds like you have a problem due to lifestyle, not genetics.
18. 2019-12-20 at 10:05 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Idk. I’m constipated like 30% of the time. Usually I only examine my shit if I think I’m in danger of plugging up the rig. But 13 years of acidic tar n stuff prolly ruined the lining of my intestines too, so maybe I’m not absorbing nutrients properly.
    
    Idk. I’m not gonna speculate on shit anymore. Doc said im fine, I just have depression, high BP, low good cholesterol and super low T.

    
    Why do you have low T?
19. 2019-12-20 at 10:10 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Why do you have low T?

    
    Not enough soy milk.
20. 2019-12-20 at 10:23 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER I eat pretty fucking well. Today I ate bushel sprouts, a pound and a half of salmon, roasted sweet potatoes, a tube of starburst, 2 packs of ramen and an entire philly cheese steak pizza.
    
    Pretty sure it’s just the drugs, fucked up physiology, depression and low test.

    
    thats nothing.
    
    i know someone who can eat 10,000 worth of callorries a day.