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  1. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Just dropped Morley back off at the shelter.
    Shit just isn't coming together.

    I did get some new weed though.
    Real sad about the dog tho.
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  2. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    So after searching long and hard for a new lunch box I finally just happened upon one in with all the trash at the Goodwill Outlet Store.
    It has no confusing pockets or compartments.




    Cost $1
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  3. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by CandyRein See my kindness bit my hand being nice to Fona..

    I ignored all the hate you received on here

    Even when you made the thread saying I was dead I still was your friend

    But I deserve to be happy
    I’m sorry you don’t want that for me

    I wish happiness for you

    LOL
    Want me to post ones from you now?

    Lets face it CANDY!
    Your DUMP ASS whore DATE HOTEL go shut down.
    You came to NIS and did like a smart whore.
    You looked around from the most popular guy.
    You played me and piggybacked on my fame just so when you got slightly famous you could dump me, knowing now that everyone will want you.
    You was Fona's Girl
    So now you can go be a slut and use NIS as a creative way to find more white dicks to blast fat hot loads down your throat and all over your eyes and face.

    And you know what Candy...
    I am not going to lie.
    That was a very good strategy and you are lucky I am a delusional, alcoholic, pill poppin', stoner or it might not have worked so well.

    I can't believe I even thought about having sex with a black woman.

    You guys notice how they all act "LIKE THAT"

    shit..

    God blessed me with blond hair, blue eyes, and white skin.

    If anything I think I might be executed for treason...

    but????

    What did I get out of CandyRein?

    Did I benefit?

    eh..

    Like a blender from QVC you find yourself enamored with it for a week or 2.
    then reality hits and you realize it was a fucking waste of time and grab a beer instead.

    BECAUSE BLENDERS SHOULD BE FOR STEM-CELL RESEARCH!
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  4. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    just call the fonafone and I will talk you off that ledge.
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  5. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Morley doesn't like being in a room by himself.

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  6. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    It was kinda gross...
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  7. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by HTS *sigh*

    How about I reveal some post-nudist trust by touching your temples and revealing the Truth of the universe to you, fona. Because as gibberish as that sentence is, it sounds more real than taking a picture of my tranny tits.

    honk

    i'm losing it

    If you can't bare them to us then who ever could you trust?
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  8. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by HTS spectral balls
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  9. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    If you mix anti-freeze in some Gatorade you can solve this.
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  10. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
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  11. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by username:

    Book or movie?
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  12. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    lt like I should clear some things up.
    My current job does pay more than minimum wage and I have been there long enough that it all is pretty easy.
    But...
    I dont get paid enough to live the way I want and I am not going to either.
    As of right now I am out of weed and my phone is out of minutes.
    So I gotta find more money cuz this is shit someone who is almost 30 shouldn't be worrying about.
    Its bad enough most the money I make is stolen from me by the government to support people even lazier than I but for the last year I have made due.
    I think I have been ok with it for as long as I have because when I got out of rehab I didn't have anything so I was happy with whatever I got.
    Well let me tell you,
    I HAVE ATE ENOUGH VAN CAMPS PORK AND BEANS.
    I wanna mother fucking rock tail lobster for breakfast.
    Being poor is only ok after being broke.
    If my back didn't hurt so much sitting with horrible posture at my computer I would just keep typing this forever but it does hurt and it sucks cuz i suck the dick of a big metal machine hundreds if not thousands of times per day for a wage that I gaurentee my superiors wouldn't be okay ever living off.
    Basically I am tired of feeling like a bitch.
    I want a better job.
    And I want to be represented on behalf of my taxation.
    Now I will do my part and learn something and do it everyday but I dunno what to choose.
    Is there a list of jobs the James Hoffa and the Teamsters will protect my interests in?
    Need help.
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  13. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    http://content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1993074,00.html
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  14. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by G4LM Panthrax can't hold his liquor cause hes a little felon bitch

    There is lots he cant hold onto.
    like his wife.
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  15. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I everyone has something to say about this so let's start with anyone but females and people of color.
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  16. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Looks like Putin had no problem getting out there and supporting GAY PRIDE!

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  17. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Troll is just short for tootsie roll.
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  18. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by username: Our lives suck?

    The absolutely do not suck.
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  19. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    It is because jedis
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  20. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Who else here can say they are doing that tonight?
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