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2020-01-02 at 2:48 AM UTC in Happy New Year 2020! The Year of the Rat
Happy New Year everyone.
Hope you all had great times.
I enjoyed reading posts from everyone wishing happy New Year.
So Im just coming in late with mine.
Chell and I both stayed up and watched the ball drop last night.
We popped a bottle too.
At 11:54 last night I was expecting a twist off.
Really thought I was fucked.
Luckily one came on our new can opener :)
There is nothing more I wanted to do than watch Carson Daily's old washed up ass tell corny politically driven jokes on NBC to bring in the New Year.
After that Chell went to bed and I stayed up for a few hours gambling bitcoin online with Slaynk.
Then today I woke up at 1:30 in the afternoon.
Had to shake off the ghostly feels of a using dream but after taking a piss and having a cig I felt fine.
Spent several hours with my head resting on Chell's warm smooth thighs while watching movies (non of which I can remember the names of).
We went out and picked up some Rally's and cigs but that was the extent of us leaving the house today.
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2020-01-01 at 5:22 AM UTC in Happy New Year'sHappy New Year
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2019-12-27 at 5:46 AM UTC in Shopping for car insurance when your Fonaplats
I know I got a few OVIs and a whole bunch of suspensions for drugs.
A handful of traffic tickets pissy cops threw on to kick a guy while he is down.
My license has been suspended for longer than it had been valid now.
I am 29 and got my license when I was 16,
16 is also when I got my first suspension.
A power trippin cop wouldn't let me outta a ticket for going 87 in a 65 even though I offered him "anything I could do" to get out of it.
That one I had to go to court for, being a minor.
30 days for that.
All of my adult life has been running around high and drunk.
I started out my 18th birthday (and the last day of high school) by partying my ass off and I didn't want it to end so I just stayed out for months on end partying and sleeping on couches.
Withing a month I got my first suspension for xanax.
Doing rails of coke and later heroin.
I got my first DUI on July 5th of that year (I thought I could get away with driving drunk so long as it wasn't a holiday).
Never told my parents about any of my trouble which by now was a good half dozen or more drug or driving related offenses.
Then one day I borrowed their van so I could go pick up a midget for me and my buddy to screw.
I was haulin ass home going 97 in a 45 anxious to fuck this midget.
I had 7 or 8 bottles of liquor (some open) just rollin around in the back of the van.
It was dark outside and I passed a set of headlights that soon caught up and turned into police lights.
I pretended not to see them and figured I didn't have to pull over unless I heard a siren.
So I kept my mom's 93 Ford Aerostar going 97 in that 45 hauling my midget and booze trying to pretend I wasn't eluding the police.
I thought I lost the fuzz so I pulled into a driveway but my dumb ass couldn't figure out how to get the headlights off and the cops caught up and noticed them and put 2 and 2 together.
He was so pissed at me he called my mother who flipped the fuck out and meanwhile i am handcuffed and crying in the back off this cop car begging to just be let go and proclaiming my sorry.
The officer told me to shut up and quit telling him how to do his job.
He let me go after posting bail with my visa in his car.
The midget had to drive home though and I had a court date.
The judge threw some community service on top of the license suspension for driving with a suspended license and a speeding ticket.
I did try... to do my community service.
I got arrested doing it though.
I was smoking a blunt on break and these dogs that were in these cages outside, kept barking at me.
Some dick-weed cop walked around the building and yelled at me "Are you seriously smoking a blunt next to MY dogs?"
It did explain why they were barking but that combined with all the drugs he found in my pocket when he searched me really pissed my PO off.
I spent Halloween weekend in jail :(
Everything was fine and dandy for about a year.
Sure I had to take some classes and a drug and alcohol course but that actually paid off.
While on smoke break at my drug and alcohol class a nice guy who was there offered to show my how to shoot my dope so I wouldn't have to snort it anymore.
Over the next year or 2 I got another DUI and several drug charges but when I started ODing all the time my criminal behavior turned into a mental health problem.
I got locked in a psych ward far away on the other side of the state.
It wasn't a rehab. It was a psych ward.
And I was there month.
It kinda balanced me out but I became a drunk.
I still popped pills.
But I wasn't shooting dope.
Then I got with a succubus and relapsed trying to kill her.
The next few years seem like a movie.
I can't even believe all that shit happened.
That I did all that stuff in my memories.
It doesn't feel like it was me.
I committed a lot of crimes.
It was all high risk/ low reward.
I was just so fucked up I was always down for anything.
I pimped out my "gf" to every person willing to pay me enough to go get a fix.
We both ended up possessed and our minds were under a control other than our own.
Her husband finally came back and picked her up.
The entire 2+ years we were together he would pay me $300-700 a week to "take care of her"
He didn't like her any either but he had really low self esteem.
He was jacked and looked like UPS driver and that is because he was.
But I think he was also a 40 year old virgin.
And in a weird twist the guys creepy alopecia having brother would always be trying to book hotel rooms for alone time with her and she WOULD GO!
It was a fucking mess.
But when she left my money dried up and my mom kicked me out after stealing everything of value from her.
I took her car one day to go get dope and I was shooting up on the on ramp and I took off but nodded out.
My foot got heavy and I was just bouncing off the median at 90 mph and some cunts called the cops who followed me off an exit to a neighborhood I was trying to ditch the car at.
By now I have so many warrants anyways that I never thought I would get out.
After a few weeks I was released on an OR bond to which I skipped and got high.
I told my PO everything that I was still getting high.
I was under investigation and had court dates out the ass.
I was homeless.
But anyways I fell off the flood wall and broke my hip and shoulder.
Ended up in a nursing home and rehab.
The judge figured I been through enough to have learned my lesson.
I been good ever since but when it comes to insurance companies they just look at the facts.
The fact is I have had to go to classes for 12 pointers twice now.
I know auto insurance wont be cheap for me.
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2019-12-29 at 4:43 AM UTC in Chell made me try on Bill Krozby skinny jeans
I can understand why Bill Krozby squeals the way he does after wearing them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-30 at 12:24 AM UTC in Fona Day 12-29-19Made a 🍕
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2019-12-29 at 10:33 PM UTC in Fona Day 12-29-19
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2019-12-27 at 5:31 PM UTC in My Response to "All you eat is garbage"And maybe if i just start washing my poop and pee down the kitchen sink I can turn my bathroom into an office.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-27 at 6:29 AM UTC in My Response to "All you eat is garbage"
Sorry about the vertical sideways video but I been smoking a lot of pot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-27 at 2:02 AM UTC in niggasin[the mall]Finally.
Someone being proactive.
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2019-12-25 at 6:43 PM UTC in Fona's Christmas 2019My aunt's kitchen is just a cluster fuck of old food and dirty dishes.
Everything is sticky.
She likes to order nick naks off the tele but then she forgets what she ordered and just piles up boxes.
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2019-12-24 at 10:06 PM UTC in I just sent Mint Mobile a message.I did a survey and they asked what I thought.
I get people at work asking me if i can get them a free trial sim card too.
It got so confusing over giving it to just 1 person to try so i did what is only fair and just stuck ot in a drawer at home.
I love mint mobile so much.
Would you please work out a deal with me so i can get more free trial sim cards and can pass them out to everyone?
I deal with a lot of people all of whom need an affordable phone service and in my opinion and probably God's opinion, Mint Mobile is the best dang phone service there is.
Call me at (937) 242-1629 and let me scratch your back.
Id pay to get to pass out free trial sim cards to my coworkers.
I know the Karma would be worth more than the dollar.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-22 at 4:47 AM UTC in Fona 12-21-19 Meeting My Step Son TodayChristmas with Chells fam was GREAT!.
There was a lot of food. The main course was Dominos.
For sides we had meatballs and pie and chips and more pie and I got 4 pounds of cheese cake I took home that is sitting in the fridge.
When her kid walked in my eyes got so big and I just kept nudging Chell and whispering "You're kids here!"
We got along as good as I could have hoped a first impression could go.
Seems like a good kid.
He works in finances handling the taxes of multimillionaires.
and he bowls a 300.
Anyways we are home now and we made a little video.
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2019-06-07 at 2:53 PM UTC in The Truth About Octavian
And that is how you all found out you was gay.
Thank your good gay tranny friend Octavian for fucking up the forums.
HTS knew (probably) and said nothing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-07 at 2:51 PM UTC in The Truth About Octavian
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2019-06-07 at 2:50 PM UTC in The Truth About Octavian
So then I PMed it.
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2019-06-07 at 2:48 PM UTC in The Truth About Octavian
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2019-06-07 at 2:48 PM UTC in The Truth About OctavianOctavian
Last year I was trolling transexual support groups for minors on kik.
One of those trannies was Octavian.
I even made a thread about it back when I did it but Lanny deleted all my posts prior to early June of 2018.
I know the sexually confused fuck followed me here but I haven't said an thing out of laziness and also I have been getting enjoyment watching everyone talk to and accept this person as if they were an actually person.
So the joke is on you all for being infiltrated by another tranny.
I believe we can find a way to stop homosexuals and trans people if only we replaced the captchas with some sore of "sexual identity approval" captcha.
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2019-12-22 at 6:38 AM UTC in Fona 12-21-19 Meeting My Step Son TodayThanks everyone for all your support.
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2019-12-21 at 6:52 AM UTC in President Pence
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^retard
Thank you for posting in my thread.
You have earned a fona-fable.
There once was a spic named Bill Krozby.
He really enjoyed breaking laws.
His life seemed great
but his head was irate.
In his mind he wore a cape.
In reality he was guilty of rape.
Claims he can cook.
I think he's just a crook.
Anyways,
Im just making Rally's Fries in my air fryer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-14 at 6:08 AM UTC in I broke my finger, and now Im going to splint it. (pics)Then just start wrapping it in tape.
You wanna shoot for something like this.
Dont make the tape very tight at all.
I guess it can be a little snug but you dont need to constrict it, just keep it still.
And that is how you splint your finger.
