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2022-09-30 at 6:03 AM UTC in I got an 80 cent raise at workMy company pretty much prints money as they have the market cornered in such a way that even if part of the company isnt doing well its actually means another part is doing very well.
Anyways the part I work in didn't have a super profitable busy season but it doesn't matter.
I got a raise not because it is raise time but because another business in the area decided to up their starting pay for similar positions so my company being filthy rich and having seen this, raised our wages to keep anyone from thinking about quitting.
The goal of my company is to always pay the most.
It's the company I've always wanted to work for.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-02 at 4:17 PM UTC in NiS Biggest Loser: September EditionIm late voting but Bill Krozby is the biggest loser for September.
Congrats Bill Krozby.
Anyways i dont have any hard feelings about him lying to me.
It's not like he lied about smoking my weed...
Bill Krozby is a cool cat tho. I do like him.
Deep down and at the end of the day I just want the best for everyone and want everyone to be happy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-27 at 6:10 AM UTC in Bradley's only way out of his messTransition for a retard check.
Your dont have to go cutting your dick off but if you tell a doctor you think you're a woman then they will write all your past off a undiagnosed gayness and give you pills and a check.
Within a few short months you'll have a Lambo.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-28 at 11:58 PM UTC in Fona is sick today.Watching beavis and butthead do the universe while eating cakeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-27 at 5:59 AM UTC in If kr'owloz and fubi were still with us, they'd want us to...Have a Bill Krozby Dog
I am being arrested for child porn.
Just don't take your such meds.
Kill yourself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-26 at 5:04 PM UTC in Fona's Burrito Mission ChallengeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-25 at 4:44 PM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in Vacation
Anakeesta turned out to be a shitty tourist trap build by and old woman's book club.
Parking $20.
Gondola ride to them top $80
Doughnut hole $1.25 each.
Getting covered in flies $Free
It was pretty dumb up there tbh.
We road their mountain coaster and it was the absolute worst of all of the coasters.
We left having tired of the lack of anything for us to do and I took my girlfriend to Rocky Top Mountain Coaster which is the absolute best one imo.
The kid sleeping in the car while I shit post and she rides.
Hopefully she likes it took and then we will wake up the kid and tell her bears are going to eat us if we don't ride the super cool mountain coaster.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-24 at 3:32 AM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in Vacation
I just took the nephew on 3 different mountain roller coasters.
We road one of them twice it was so fun. And we hit up a go karts track and it was kick ass. He was petal to them metal the entire time ripping it around curved and sliding through puddles of gasoline. He came on first both times we race. YEAH, we road the go karts twice too.
I passed 3 people trying to catch him and his ass was fucking flying so fast he lapped this one woman and oh it was so fun.
Im glad I got to take him out to do some cool shit tonight.
I doubt there's any chance of me and my girlfriend getting to ride a mountain coaster as even though then kid could ride I just really doubt she wont dangerously freak out on it and you gotta hold on which she wont understand.
I might have spent a bit much tonight but it was all smiles and worth every penny.
Besides, Im getting paid while Im on vacation so fuck it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-24 at 12:04 AM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in VacationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-24 at 3:42 AM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in Vacation
Originally posted by Donald Trump Fona you seriously are skinny and muscular as fuck. Its a great look to have.
Yeah, I look fucking great I know. It feels weird though because I look around at the pool and all these people are just fucking me with their eyes.
At the Ripleys museum today some kid ran up and poked me with this finger because he thought I was sculpted out of wax.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-24 at 12:14 AM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in VacationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-22 at 5:18 PM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in VacationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-22 at 1:25 PM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in VacationJust had a wonderful breakfast thanks to my girlfriend who cooked for everyone.
She easily just save us $80 - $100.
Now we are about to head to Wonder Works for a great time/adventure.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-21 at 4:15 PM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in VacationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-22 at 12:34 AM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in VacationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-22 at 1:10 AM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in Vacation
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the fact that shes single with kids speaks volume of her maturity.
1 kid and then fact she came to the realization her last relationship was not going to work out and so she ended it instead of fucking around being miserable is a good quality in my eyes.
I was with a girl once who I tried everything to get rid of but she was stuck to me like glue.
Everyday I woke up she drove me nuts and I hated everything about her but even when I would literally dump her off somewhere she would just show back up.
Eventually after years of hell I got lucky and her husband offered to come get her but it took nearly 3 years to wear her down enough for her to even leave.
A soon as she was gone I lost my phone and phone number never to speak to hear again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-20 at 11:20 AM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in VacationGood morning gonts.
Worked all night, slept 3 hours and now In up bright and early at 7am packing up the entire house to go on vacation to Dollywood in hopes of meeting my idol and fulfilling my lifelong goal.
Dolly Parton and I are about to be BFFs.
Ive got 5+ hours of driving ahead of me. Stay tuned.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-14 at 10:37 AM UTC in Vet Large Mammal Stuck in the Attic HELP!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-14 at 1:08 PM UTC in Grocery shopping for old people.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-07 at 10:47 AM UTC in Praying 🧞♂️When do you pray?
What do you pray about?
I try to make prayer into a habit so Ill pray whenever I drive pass the children's hospital and usually at work.
Rarely do I ask for anything. Most of my prayers involve me expressing gratitude.
The kids in that hospital I ask to be healed but as far as I go I dont ask for anything. Just "thanks God for this that and those over there".
Making it into a habit keeps me from forgetting and instead of a set time I use landmarks to remind me to pray.
Landmarks I know Ill pass like that hospital.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
