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2023-02-22 at 9:53 AM UTC in I'm so sick of ZelenskyAss hat runs around playing victim all day begging for weapons because he started a war he can not finish.
POS is the reason kids are getting sex changes and the same reason Bill Clinton has killed 58+ people.
This shit is retarded as fuck and has nothing to do with me at all.
18% of all the money I earn is stolen from me and sent to bumbling Joe Biden who uses it to promote gayism and fund his war on white people.
I really really hope with all my heart that Zelensky get's knocked out and Russia wins.
I don't know of any good decent Ukrainians anyways.
Let them all burn.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-02-22 at 4:13 PM UTC in I'm so sick of ZelenskyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-02-19 at 12:10 AM UTC in Do my teeth look great or what?
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2023-02-16 at 9:57 AM UTC in Fona 2-16-23 A Dentist Story (HDL eat your heart out)Good Thursday morning gonts and gontlets.
Today I have an appointment at the dentist.
Back in October I had went to a different dentist who infected my gumline with bacteria in order to try and squeeze money out of me by forcing me to make more appointments although since she never cleaned my teeth to begin with which is what that appointment was suppose to be for I opted to not pay her and go find a better dentist.
Having moved since then I found myself withing range of my old childhood dentist and so I set things up to go back.
Now it's been a bit rough getting all the new patient stuff taken care of again because they keep referring to me Andy and instead of calling my phone to verify stuff they keep calling my mom.
Anyways, today I go in for part 1 of 3 with is to have half my teeth deep cleaned (I think the left side first).
I won't be surprised if I walk out of there today missing teeth.
Part 2 of 3 which I have yet to schedule is deep cleaning for the right side and part 3/3 will be to remove my wizdom teeth.
I'm pretty nervous about today. My gumline has been bleeding a lot ever since going to that first quack dentist who tried murdering me.
All I know is I have to do something and if I lose all my teeth in the process at least I tried.
After the dentist I might go get my oil changed and head to BigSandys to look at dishwashers in person.
Hope you all have a great day.
Love,
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2023-02-16 at 2:42 PM UTC in Fona 2-16-23 A Dentist Story (HDL eat your heart out)I went to work for a few hours.
Now Im at the dentist.
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2023-02-13 at 4:12 PM UTC in Fights when shoppingOP,
Your antics make me lol.
Now, how bout you come visit and Ill get you together with a girl at the Ohio State Fair.
First you can pop her balloons and then you can pop a can of pop and after that you can fuck her but she won't be a virgin.
BUT SHE WILL HAVE BABIES.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-02-14 at 4:26 PM UTC in Happy Valentines Day.💘💘💘💘The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-02-12 at 11:16 PM UTC in Found myself pan handling on google maps.
Originally posted by Bradley What did ur sign say
I'd find a great big piece of cardboard and in big bubble letters I would write "HOMELESS. ANYTJING HELPS. GOD BLESS."
Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol did you actually make money flying a sign?
Damn dude I was homeless for like 3 yrs and never once did that but idk I always wondered if it was worth it. I can play guitar like really good so I always thought if I could get a shitbox guitar I wouldn't pawn I could play that for cash back in the day. Now I honestly wouldn't even give those people money..not often anyway
I would make pretty okay money depending on the day and time of day.
Couple times I'd be making such good money I didn't want to stop.
Occasionally someone would throw me 50 or 100.
It was cray.
Mornings took a while to make anything but lunch time and after work was good usually.
I would get 30 or 40 dollars and run and get high and then repeat.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-02-11 at 6:54 PM UTC in Found myself pan handling on google maps.
The first 2 pictures show me crossing the roadway and walking up to the hospital which I did a lot because there was a phone inside that I could use to call my dealer.
The other picture actually shows me holding a sign while standing on the corner although it is a bit blurry and hard to see but I have no doubt that it is me.
Feels really weird seeing myself in the past doing that as it feels like such a faint memory I almost can't tell if it really happened.
These are from September of 2017 which is the same month I had my accident and got clean which means these are pictures of the very end of my drug addiction.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-02-08 at 8:51 PM UTC in Fona's Sick DayHi guys.
My cat Zoey kept me up all night being a lil bitchmeow.
Anyways, I wasn't feeling very well but got out of bed and dressed for work.
When I went to eat something I became winded and felt nauseous.
Next thing you know I'm puking in the toilet and decided to just stay home.
I laid in bed while 3 men came in the house to handle my fiancé's dishwasher which is broke again.
Only got out of bed a half hour ago because I had a telemedicine appointment so that I could get a doctor's note for school.
Anyways, hope all of you are doing well.
TTYSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-12-25 at 2:50 PM UTC in Merry ChristmasMerry Christmas.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-12-22 at 7:32 AM UTC in Meet my new dishwasher🤩
Took weeks but the home warranty cucks paid up.
Got a sick AF smart dishwasher that's voice activated and built from space shuttle parts and wizard skin.
It sure does pay to know how to do things yourself.
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2022-11-19 at 9:18 AM UTC in Zoey opened a diner.
She's such the entrepreneur kitty kitty.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-11-08 at 5:04 AM UTC in Fona 11-6-2022
Originally posted by RIPtotse Did u turn 75 overnight or something?
Whats next fona, new balance white dad sneakers? (They arent shit till they are grass stained from mowing so much)
You hurt my feelings man.
I took those shoes back because of what you said.
And I got these instead
Anything wrong with these shoes?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-11-06 at 9:26 PM UTC in Fona 11-6-2022The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-09-14 at 5:13 PM UTC in Explosives in the World Trade Centre TowersI was there and Osama Bin Lading flew his aeroplane into the building.
Then he got another aeroplane and did it again.
I seen it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-05 at 3:22 AM UTC in My BedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-24 at 5:23 PM UTC in Liquidation Center Haul 9-24-2022
It was $5 day do everything was $5.
Above are 3 items I've chosen to share with you guys that I plan to resell.
First pic is a Sea Doo Speed Tie system which costs $300 on Amazon.
Next picture is off car entry tools which no for $38.
And lastly is an intercom do hickey which costs $125.
For $15 I walked out with $465 worth of shit that even if I only sell for 1/2 price will leave me with a $215 profit and it only took me and hour of rummaging through some bins.
Might take a while to sell this shit but I can ship all this out from work so other than waiting for someone to buy it my work is done.
All in all we spend $85 today in 18 items but some of them stuff was for us and whatever. It's an inexpensive way to spend part of them day that can easily pay for itself if you know what you're looking at.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-10-01 at 8:03 PM UTC in I'm smoking my last cigarette.Still haven't relapsed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-10-01 at 5:12 AM UTC in I'm smoking my last cigarette.I have no desire to smoke anymore.
This last cigarette is all I have.
It tastes like nothingness.
I can't believe I just smoked these for 16 years.
What an incredible waste of health and money.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
