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Fonaplats Goes in Vacation

  1. 2022-08-20 at 11:20 AM UTC
    #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Good morning gonts.
    Worked all night, slept 3 hours and now In up bright and early at 7am packing up the entire house to go on vacation to Dollywood in hopes of meeting my idol and fulfilling my lifelong goal.
    Dolly Parton and I are about to be BFFs.

    Ive got 5+ hours of driving ahead of me. Stay tuned.
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  2. 2022-08-20 at 3:24 PM UTC
    #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Currently we are just north of Lexington Kentucky.
    Stopped at a Loves truck stop to take a dump.

    So far my girlfriend insisted on driving and did for all of 2.5 miles when we stopped to get ice for the cooler.
    Ever since then I've been behind the wheel drinking coffee and trying to stay in no more than 2 lanes at once.
    Only got 3 to 3 1/2 hours of sleep last night.

    Oh and all the tee shirts I bought off Amazon for this trip dont fit at all.
    Done sleeve is longer than the other on ill of them and I look dumb as hell so I packed them anyways in hopes of shipping them back at some point.

    Hope everyone is having a great weekend.
  3. 2022-08-20 at 3:55 PM UTC
    #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We have just made it to Lexington Kentucky.
    Pulling over again to go potty again.

    🤗🥧
  4. 2022-08-20 at 3:56 PM UTC
    #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Have fun and drive safe.
  5. 2022-08-20 at 4:01 PM UTC
    #5
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Thanks for letting us know you'll be gone in a while, will give us more time to clean the place out
  6. 2022-08-20 at 4:04 PM UTC
    #6
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We pulled over but the kid was faking it.
    Back on the road.
    My girlfriend finally decided to dtive for a bit.
    💤
  7. 2022-08-20 at 4:19 PM UTC
    #7
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats We pulled over but the kid was faking it.
    Back on the road.
    My girlfriend finally decided to dtive for a bit.
    💤

    Women can't drive.
  8. 2022-08-20 at 5:21 PM UTC
    #8
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im mad the title of the thread is fucked.
    FYI this new phone likes to auto-incorrect just to piss me TF off.

    Anyways, just some hilly hills and a whole lot of not much right now.
  9. 2022-08-20 at 5:22 PM UTC
    #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
  10. 2022-08-20 at 5:28 PM UTC
    #10
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    squared cl

    Started to rain.
  11. 2022-08-20 at 5:32 PM UTC
    #11
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We have entered Tennessee.
  12. 2022-08-20 at 7:22 PM UTC
    #12
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We have arrived at your resort.
    The traffic was kinda busy for the last 10 miles or so.
    There are so many tourists.
    Currently checking in.
  13. 2022-08-20 at 8:07 PM UTC
    #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Our room is on the 1st floor but I dont even mind because I dont have elevators and people to run into. There's nothing but billboards and hills anyways.
    The room is pretty great.
    2 big beds, a kitchen, living room, dining room, laundry and bathroom.
    They have us free admission to lots of stuff. There's a water park and more.
    So far we are happy.
  14. 2022-08-20 at 8:23 PM UTC
    #14
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I could never do a water park.
  15. 2022-08-20 at 9:18 PM UTC
    #15
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol u would spend money on a vacation.

    Ive nevwr been ln a vacation in my life because they are more money and work then they r worth.

    My vacation is my house everyday and i fuxking love it.

    So crazy i never knew my life would get easier as i get older
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  16. 2022-08-20 at 9:22 PM UTC
    #16
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Before we got a house me and the wife would go camping every Summer.
    Now there is no point I can make a fire and pass out drunk in my own damn backyard.
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  17. 2022-08-20 at 9:23 PM UTC
    #17
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Before we got a house me and the wife would go camping every Summer.
    Now there is no point I can make a fire and pass out drunk in my own damn backyard.

    Yuuuuuup lol
  18. 2022-08-20 at 9:36 PM UTC
    #18
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Staying at a resort/water park and forgot out swim stuffs.

    *facepalm*

    Pa its my fault.
  19. 2022-08-20 at 9:48 PM UTC
    #19
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Staying at a resort/water park and forgot out swim stuffs.

    *facepalm*

    Pa its my fault.

    Sounds like an awesome vacation r u tired yet?
  20. 2022-08-20 at 10:49 PM UTC
    #20
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
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