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2023-09-13 at 7:48 AM UTC in Which way do you wipe your butt?I tried figuring out how to wipe towards the sky and torn my rotator cuff.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-13 at 7:03 PM UTC in I got piss all over myselfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-09 at 9 PM UTC in New wood and crack rocks (Fona Edition)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-09 at 3:45 AM UTC in Cheapest place that is kick assThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-08 at 11:59 PM UTC in Car got broken intoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-08 at 7:21 PM UTC in Going Blind 😵☔SWIM contracted ocular genital herpes as a result of wreckless inverted assisted masturbation.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-04 at 12:06 PM UTC in Labor of love DayMy wife is bleeding and sad cuz she wanted to go to the pool one last time.
I have 2 weeks of work left until I leave on vacation.
Today I plan on mowing the grass and that is all.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-02 at 4:36 PM UTC in 🎈 Throwing a Birthday Party for the Kid 🎂The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-02 at 3:06 PM UTC in 🎈 Throwing a Birthday Party for the Kid 🎂The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-30 at 9 PM UTC in Learning about my Family TreeMy pops wasn't home to ask about being black.
I did some more research on my own and I found this guy
Sir Richard William Steele
Male12 March 1672 – 1 September 1729
He was an essayist.
The Tatler, Steele's first journal, first came out on 12 April 1709, and appeared three times a week: on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. Steele wrote this periodical under the pseudonym Isaac Bickerstaff and gave Bickerstaff an entire, fully developed personality.
Steele described his motive in writing The Tatler as "to expose the false arts of life, to pull off the disguises of cunning, vanity, and affectation, and to recommend a general simplicity in our dress, our discourse, and our behaviour".[7] Steele founded the magazine, and although he and Addison collaborated, Steele wrote the majority of the essays; Steele wrote roughly 188 of the 271 total and Addison 42, with 36 representing the pair's collaborative works. While Addison contributed to The Tatler, it is widely regarded as Steele's work.[8]
The Tatler was closed down to avoid the complications of running a Whig publication that had come under Tory attack.[9] Addison and Steele then founded The Spectator in 1711 and also the Guardian in 1713
https://www.libraryireland.com/biography/SirRichardSteele.php
^Read about him.
He is my great great great great great great great grandpa.
And It's even found ancestors that go back farther than that guy but I havent gotten to them just yet.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-28 at 1:41 AM UTC in Fona's weekend 8/26 - 8/27 2023The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-25 at 7:28 PM UTC in WARNING: Fed Agents Stay Home Or Else..Yet, you'll still vote Democrat...
You get what you voted for now go drive your taxi.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-24 at 12:41 AM UTC in Akward shit with GGThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-24 at 9:38 PM UTC in Kingoffrogs guy pisses me off?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-23 at 7:56 PM UTC in Explain the "Gigi", Donald Trump, fonolats love triangle
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2023-08-22 at 11:03 PM UTC in Old person tv problems (make a bet) FIXED AND REALWrong source.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-20 at 11:12 AM UTC in I'm going to the Cincinatti Zoo todayI know all of you must be super jealous right now that I get to go see sophisticated monkeys and not just black people for a change.
Looking forward to spitting on Harambe's grave.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-18 at 2:32 AM UTC in My bot armyI really thought those were all different people!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-05 at 11:15 AM UTC in Fona's Weekend August 5-6 2023The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-07-29 at 9:40 AM UTC in Remembering the mental hospitalRoughly 11 1/2 years ago I was abusing everything pretty hard.
One day I got really drunk/high and found myself in the hospital for the 3rd time in a week.
I believe the first 2 times I was in that week were both for overdoses.
Not exactly thrilled to be in the hospital yet not exactly focused on getting out I pulled a few stunts and wound up being committed to a dual diagnosis mental health facility somewhere east of Columbus.
I do not recall the name of the facility although I have tried time and time again to look it up.
Happy to be away I took it with stride and settled in.
For the next month I didn't have to do anything except enjoy the all you can eat buffet that was every meal.
Whilst all my new friends were doing the seroquel shuffle I was stuffing my face with all sorts of delicious yummy food.
I wanted to do the seroquel shuffle and even managed to get prescribed it but I had a shitty reaction to it and never wanted to take it again.
The facility was pretty nice to be honest. I didn't know how nice it was at the time but looking back it was definitely one of the better places I involuntarily visited.
Every afternoon you would see "the doctor" who since you saw with such frequency was easily persuaded into letting you try all sorts of meds within a few days of exhibiting the need for them.
You could get half decent cocktails of pills with relative ease.
Having spent the last year heavily abusing bath salts, heroin, pills and liquor not a whole lot was making me feel on top of the world.
Being away was my high and I enjoyed the thought I was removed from society.
You could smoke cigarettes at this place and they would even roll them and pass them out to everyone who needed one during smoke breaks which were frequent enough.
For the first 3 weeks I was sharing a room with another guy and the 2 of us had our own bathroom.
Staff would do your laundry for you.
Treatment didn't really exist there though. They would give you pills and at some point in the day would have a meeting/class which I almost always skipped.
My free time I read some books
^It was a good read although I didn't care for the movie.
At some point some woman who I had been getting along with began making accusations against me and for safety concerns I was moved to another part of the facility.
She said I attacked/bit her but it came out later that day that all her "wounds" were self-inflicted.
It didn't matter and I was already in a new room (this one was all mine).
This other part of the facility I didn't care for as much because it was almost exactly the same.
At this point in my stay I think I was going on week 4 and was growing tired of the walls that I was constantly surrounded by.
During one smoke break I sized things up and the wall of the courtyard we smoked in was only 10-12 feet tall and there was plenty to use to help you get over it. The thought was short lived though as I had no shoe laces or idea where I even was.
One day some old black cowboy showed up and gave me a pair of black jeans before he fell asleep for the rest of my time there.
Those jeans fit so nice.
Other notable characters where this asian girl who reminded me of Tid Pao
She was hoping to go to some rehab in Columbus. Her body was covered in some weird rash and I thought it was an STD.
And there was this woman who was 45ish. Big fat girl. Showed a bunch of us her tits. They were gross.
Eventually my insurance cut me off and I was released back into society.
One of the very first things I did once I got back home was a nice big shot of dope.
It felt good but it was sort of a coup de gras for that rodeo and I spent the next couple years drinking heavily but staying away from hard drugs.
Bonus:
^Slaynk with a fish
Man, we should go fishing again. I miss that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
