Rizzo in a box
African Astronaut
[the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
do you know that shiva has given me secret knowledge for years, the sort of knowledge that could stop all this bullshit now? we could end this quickly.
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Yoda Fountain.. we can get Pizza at Avellinos. I know SpectraL is really you and I know your the one who had copies of the Manifestos you were shit talking me on Zoklet it seems back in 2013. Who are you.. multiple people
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I've always wanted to learn the xylophone. You'd better give me a solo in every song or I'll do your drugs for you and release a solo album behind your back.
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What with their male pattern baldness, GREASY COMB OVERS, pleated khakis, wedgies, velcro sneakers, incessant burping/hacking (I’m begging you to please just kick the bucket), entitlement, and LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING FACT THAT THEY LAUGH AT THEIR OWN JOKES while nobody else is even amused.
Most of them pick their noses while they drive too.
Time to die.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I pray there every day now.
Except Sunday's, ironically.
Actually, I took oral communion of the body of Cryst, and ingested the holy crystal orally for a change to see what impact it might have on my overall productivity today.
Smoking the savior's body, inhaling it up one's nose, or even injecting the blood of Cryst (Methathustra) directly into your bloodstream, are all sanctioned and condoned by the METHodist church.
But once in a while, I like to try new things, so that I may do good works.
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