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Old white men make me sick

  1. #1
    What with their male pattern baldness, GREASY COMB OVERS, pleated khakis, wedgies, velcro sneakers, incessant burping/hacking (I’m begging you to please just kick the bucket), entitlement, and LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING FACT THAT THEY LAUGH AT THEIR OWN JOKES while nobody else is even amused.

    Most of them pick their noses while they drive too.

    Time to die.
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  2. #2
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Must be where you live.
    Move.
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    This basically answers your question.

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Thank god for those old dudes

    No snowflakes in that generation

    Fart away fellas’

    God bless ‘Mercia 🇱🇷
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  5. #5
    Archer513 African Astronaut
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    Before I made this thread I thought to myself the two people who are gonna be most pissed are Jig and Archer lol.

    Do you guys have greasy comb overs and wedgies? :(
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm a bit offended Ma'am
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    Ghost Black Hole
    What about old black men?
  9. #9
    Polecat post a picture of you in pleated khakis.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by ohfralala Before I made this thread I thought to myself the two people who are gonna be most pissed are Jig and Archer lol.

    Do you guys have greasy comb overs and wedgies? :(

    Well lets see

    What with their male pattern baldness, - CHECK, THE SIGN OF A TRUE MAN
    GREASY COMB OVERS - NOPE #2 SHAVE
    pleated khakis - NOPE, USUALLY DRESS PANTS OR LEVI 501
    wedgies - ISN'T THAT SOMETHING YOU DO TO SCHOOL CHILDREN?
    velcro sneakers - NOPE LACES ALL THE WAY
    incessant burping/hacking - NO
    entitlement, - NO..my philosophy is quite the opposite as I'm not a MOON PERSON.
    LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING FACT THAT THEY LAUGH AT THEIR OWN JOKES - I REALLY DON'T LAUGH...HAVEN'T FOR AT LEAST 30YRS. SURE I MIGHT LOLOLOL ONLINE BUT IN REALITY MY FACE IS AS COLD AS STEEL.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Before I made this thread I thought to myself the two people who are gonna be most pissed are Jig and Archer lol.

    If you want our attention,send nudes 😘

    Sexy and bald-check

    No Velcro,but I admit to a pair of sensible memory foam sketchers.

    Many docker pants of various colors (for work) I tend to dress rock n roll rebel.

    I fart as all humans do. And pick thy nose too.
    Entitled-no. I earn my way missy.

    Can’t remember the other stuff cause I’m old...
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  13. #13
    Originally posted by Ajax

    Ooohp and just like that I’ve changed my mind and love old white men again.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Stop guzzling their semen and maybe they'll stop making you sick
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  15. #15
    Originally posted by Archer513 Sexy and bald-check

    I know what you look like.

    There is zero reason to defend yourself or get offended just bc you’re older, white, and male, as the OP doesn’t apply to you...
  16. #16
    Originally posted by GGG Stop guzzling their semen and maybe they'll stop making you sick

    No. NEVA! IT IS MY SUSTENANCE.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by ohfralala Before I made this thread I thought to myself the two people who are gonna be most pissed are Jig and Archer lol.

    Do you guys have greasy comb overs and wedgies? :(




    Dammit!

    I never make a list!
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala I know what you look like.

    There is zero reason to defend yourself or get offended just bc you’re older, white, and male, as the OP doesn’t apply to you…

    Defending my future self 😎

    I look forward to Velcro shoes and black socks. Yellin at punks on my lawn


    Ahhhh. A man can dream. Stl style.
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    Only beta defend future self

    Alfaas do not need to defend the future bc alfaa is already ok with future

    Also alfaas never age
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Benny?
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