Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2019-01-09 at 4:07 AM UTC in oh fraw law
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gadzooks The way you word that actually brings up a really valid debate… Who's responsibility are condoms?
   
   I've noticed that very few women make any kind of effort, let alone insist, that I use a condom, which is kinda surprising since usually these are women I've only known for a few hours. I always just assumed they're on the pill; otherwise, I figure they'd be like "no glove, no love" or whatever.
   
   Although of course there's a lot more to worry about than accidental pregnancy…
   
   I dunno, I just always found it strange - even a bit unsettling - that I've never faced any resistance whatsoever for not having condoms on my person.
   
   Heck, I've even had a few chicks specifically request that I don't wear a condom… Like, what's her agenda here?
   
   Does it really make that much of a difference for her? Can women really feel the difference between a bare cock and one wrapped in rubber?

   
   It's really the guys responsibility and I always fail horribly to stop the momentum and put on a condom.
2. 2019-01-08 at 1:55 PM UTC in oh fraw law
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   she don't make people use condoms! LOL
3. 2019-01-08 at 1:55 PM UTC in In general, drugs that cause you to eat and sleep less than normal...
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   NEW DRIP
   
   NEW BITCH,
   
   WHOLE LOTTA NEW SHIT FLEXIN
   
   SHE KEEP ON CALLIN AND TEXTIN
   
   OOH, I HAD TO LEARN MY LESSON
   
   
   OOH, CAN'T BE BROKE AND STRESSIN
4. 2019-01-08 at 1:49 PM UTC in If we were friends in real life and I had a chance to fuck your wife or girlfriend...
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gadzooks For the record, I came clean to him shortly thereafter. There's no way I could just hang out with the guy and suppress what actually happened.

   
   I'd want a nigga to come clean to me!
5. 2019-01-08 at 1:46 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Exercising, eating a bunch of acid, molly and sushi, and a decent amount of unprotected dating app sex over the past 3 months has really mostly kept the depression away. Can't recommend this regimen enough.
6. 2019-01-07 at 1:43 PM UTC in I just left Houston
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I remember when I went to H town the other day I was crankin this riding around.
7. 2019-01-05 at 6:01 PM UTC in Lives that you've changed
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Zanick My first ex had never had a serious boyfriend before us. I’m not sure what about me caused her to think of a relationship in the long-term. I like to think I represented a shift into more mature priorities but I’d settle for an accessory to masochistic delusion. She lives far away now, and we don’t talk. Sometimes I look at her Facebook and see that she’s dyed her hair and can’t help but narcissistically wonder if I’m some of the old color she’s trying to cover up.

   
   I know I'm that old color she's trying to cover up. Can't take nothin' back, went like that, so that's what it is, I wish it could've been different, though.
8. 2019-01-05 at 6 PM UTC in Lives that you've changed
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   You licked Twists asshole, cock and balls for hours on meth. Don't lie.
9. 2019-01-05 at 5:19 PM UTC in I had a seizure lol
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   T-PAIN is for fattehs.
10. 2019-01-04 at 5:58 PM UTC in Making a tinder profile with no picture
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I guess if you just want to look at whats out there in rural Michigan.. probably a bunch of fat single moms..
11. 2019-01-03 at 7:16 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Adderall in my stomach kinda heavy
12. 2019-01-02 at 1:35 PM UTC in Life is total bullshit.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG Wealth has been tied to happiness. I think 50,000USD is the cap for when you stop getting happier with more money.
    
    So basically, being able to pay your bills/enjoy some luxuries, which is honestly all I want out of life.

    
    $50k ain't what it used to be son.
13. 2019-01-02 at 1:34 PM UTC in I don't wanna fuckin go to work...
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    At least you'll make $35
14. 2019-01-01 at 6:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Happy new years Acter. Hopefully this year isn't exactly the same for you as the last. LOL
15. 2019-01-01 at 6:16 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I almost took this exact combo and went to a work houseparty but I turned it down cause it was too far.
    
    Don't know how I thought that was a good idea lol.
16. 2019-01-01 at 4:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Oh you mean every sense yeah.
17. 2019-01-01 at 4:58 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Are you alone?

    
    In what sense, nigga?
18. 2019-01-01 at 3:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Listening to music that brings me back to a different time.. if young metro don't trust you i am going to shoot you.
19. 2019-01-01 at 3:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Not simultaneously? Sad face

    
    This isn't a drill mmq, I'm feeling a WAY tonight
20. 2019-01-01 at 3:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol wtf.