Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2019-02-19 at 1:53 AM UTC in Crappiest pizza
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mikeyagain I like my cheap ass frozen, Tony's pizza, with all my added toppings.. I cook it on a what I call a pizzagoround, they call it a Pizzzazz..
   
   For delivery, it's Dominoes..
   
   Happy Pizza Day..

   
   Adding toppings to a frozen pizza? Nasty ass nigga. They never taste like they belong there.
2. 2019-02-19 at 1:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Man, I ate a spicy sausage yesterday (not three cheese) and it's burning my asshole up. i can't tell if this has to do with my minor ketamine bender I'm currently in.
3. 2019-02-17 at 6:20 PM UTC in reserving the thread about jussie smollett
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   i knew this nigga was weak from watching empire like 3 years ago. Now, if I were to try and watch an episode i'd have no idea what was going on.
4. 2019-02-16 at 10:31 AM UTC in Crack is fuckng dumb as fuck.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra why do people do crack instead of regular cocaine? I understand there's more profit for people selling it, but why do crackheads seek it out

   
   Coke is gay as fuck, smoke crack once and you realize it's pretty cool but overall a huge fucking waste like gadzooooooks said. Somehow it feels healthier to smoke crack than snort some of this stepped on shit out here. I haven't smoked rocks in like 7 years though. LOL
5. 2019-02-14 at 11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala I think I gave myself a concussion Saturday night while I was laughing at something and hit my head on my couch. Ouchies.

   
   Do you have one of those low sectionals with the loose pillows/cushions for the backing part?
6. 2019-02-14 at 10:53 AM UTC in Work is gay.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Work is gay, I'm glad its Thursday though I guess.
7. 2019-02-14 at 1:06 AM UTC in A comic of when I first met HTS
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   interesante
8. 2019-02-13 at 5:36 PM UTC in doing drugs / drinking at work
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   There's a big weed culture at my current job. It seems like a bad habit to be forming so I stopped for a while but I hate to admit that the day just goes so much better if I smoke a little bit at lunch or something.
9. 2019-02-13 at 5:34 PM UTC in What’s the point in living?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Ask me tomorrow when I have some dopamine built back up. i forgot?
10. 2019-02-12 at 1:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    🎵 i cashed out on the whip i bought some new shoes🎵
    
    🎵 my bitch bad to the bone she look like new new 🎵
11. 2019-02-11 at 1:41 PM UTC in I spent the 2010s high and drunk all the time
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    The plug always make sure I'm straight, not every superhero got a cape🖼️🎵, smokin on backwoods bad for me but i dont wanna smoke out a vape
12. 2019-02-11 at 4:15 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein
    
    Yup got the sauce goin …
    Spliff burning
    
    Relaxing Sunday in full affect

    
    LOL c booty..
13. 2019-02-06 at 3:02 AM UTC in I need a female's advice/thoughts.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm not a dark mysterious brooding yet caring individual, nigga, I hate myself but I like to cuddle & I have a thick dick. Sue me.
14. 2019-02-06 at 3 AM UTC in I need a female's advice/thoughts.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lanneh'd
15. 2019-02-05 at 1:50 PM UTC in I need a female's advice/thoughts.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Mmq, I've actually been fucking a married woman too. At first she told me it was an open relationship, totally cool, etc, now it's "I'm tired of my life/husband" and I'm working my way out of the situation.
    
    Swag..
16. 2019-02-05 at 2:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER Just join a support group, get that freshly revived NA pussy, start buying a bunch of new clothes and improve your credit score. Order sushi.

    
    I haven't been to an NA meeting in a while but that always seemed like a good idea.. 7 years ago I got a rush of confidence while standing outside smoking at one and got a girls number.. who had no front teeth. Good body though. I didn't get to smash. I had two rehab hoes though. Grosssssss.
    
    
    Anyway..
    
    I was wasting a bunch of money on clothes towards the end of last year and I still kinda am.. My credit is actually pretty good too..
17. 2019-02-04 at 8 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Buying another 10 strip of acid this week. Nigga just be bored, and molly stopped working. Depression kickin again.
18. 2019-02-04 at 7:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice Has your skin turned completely black yet?

    
    Are you secretly FARGO?
    
    Pull up in a LARGO
    
    Send me that pentobarbital source, I'm gonna pour it up & make an extra dirty deadly Sprite.
19. 2019-02-04 at 4:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I told myself I'd get a gold grill with my tax refund, instead I paid off wing related credit card bills and bought a bunch of weed.
20. 2019-02-02 at 5:13 PM UTC in Candyrein is my property
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Can't believe C Booty left her UPS nigga for RisiR.. RisiR took your bitch like a crime (european accent)