Holy FUCK I hate women.

1. 2018-08-19 at 1:21 PM UTC

   #1
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Ugh, so I was talking to this fucking bitch today, and shegmkc
   
   gmkv
   bls;,b
   gs
   
   
   GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS. WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THIS "INTERNET FORUM" POST TO GIVE YOU THIS MESSAGE FROM PLANET SHOOKAI OF THE MESSIER 81 GALAXY. PLEASE FORGIVE ANY TRANSLATION ISSUES.
   
   ACCORDING TO OUR ADVANCED INSTRUMENTS, TWO OF YOUR INHABITANTS UNKNOWINGLY HOLD THE GREATEST WORK OF FICTION IN ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE, ONE POSTING ON THIS VERY FORUM. THE BOOK TITLED, "HITCHHIKED INTO CONCEPTION", WHICH SOLD ONE (1) COPY ON AMAZON MUST BE TRANSPORTED TO OUR MAIN HEADQUARTERS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, FOR IT HOLDS THE POWER OF ETERNAL LIFE FOR ALL WHO READ IT DUE TO ITS BRILLIANCE.
   
   WE CAN BE REACHED THROUGH THE SHOOKAI LINE AT 37i9#8030-28r209900-2-8888888. THAT'S 37i9#8030-28r209900-2-8888888.
   
   TAKE CARE, EARTHLINGS. ONLY YOU HOLD THE POWER. PLEASE GET US THIS BOOK.
   
   gskv
   Vjkns/v
   
   B..
   
   ..ust can't FUCKING BELIEVE that whore did that to me. Ugh. Anyway, rant over. And I was doing so well with not ranting about women, too. :(
   
   EDIT: what the fuck just happened to my post
2. 2018-08-19 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #2
   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
   
3. 2018-08-19 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #3
   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
   
4. 2018-08-19 at 1:33 PM UTC

   #4
   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
   
5. 2018-08-19 at 1:40 PM UTC

   #5
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Now that's a brutal "Didn't read". Holy fuck. Hahaha.
6. 2018-08-19 at 1:43 PM UTC

   #6
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR † Now that's a brutal "Didn't read". Holy fuck. Hahaha.

   
   Ironically, by not reading it, dumb bitch didn't even realize it wasn't a woman bashing thread, lmao.
7. 2018-08-19 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   2/10
8. 2018-08-19 at 1:46 PM UTC

   #8
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cootehill 2/10

   
   Hey, all the points add up! I'll take that 2.
9. 2018-08-19 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #9
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by Enterita Hey, all the points add up! I'll take that 2.

   
   Usually you take 10
   
   inches
10. 2018-08-19 at 2:39 PM UTC

    #10
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Squeezy, go home and wash your mouth out and make some coffee.
11. 2018-08-19 at 2:44 PM UTC

    #11
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by stupid noob Usually you take 10
    
    inches

    
    you take 1
    
    

    Show spoiler
12. 2018-08-19 at 2:47 PM UTC

    #12
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enterita Ugh, so I was talking to this fucking bitch today, and shegmkc
    
    gmkv
    bls;,b
    gs
    
    
    GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS. WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THIS "INTERNET FORUM" POST TO GIVE YOU THIS MESSAGE FROM PLANET SHOOKAI OF THE MESSIER 81 GALAXY. PLEASE FORGIVE ANY TRANSLATION ISSUES.
    
    ACCORDING TO OUR ADVANCED INSTRUMENTS, TWO OF YOUR INHABITANTS UNKNOWINGLY HOLD THE GREATEST WORK OF FICTION IN ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE, ONE POSTING ON THIS VERY FORUM. THE BOOK TITLED, "HITCHHIKED INTO CONCEPTION", WHICH SOLD ONE (1) COPY ON AMAZON MUST BE TRANSPORTED TO OUR MAIN HEADQUARTERS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, FOR IT HOLDS THE POWER OF ETERNAL LIFE FOR ALL WHO READ IT DUE TO ITS BRILLIANCE.
    
    WE CAN BE REACHED THROUGH THE SHOOKAI LINE AT 37i9#8030-28r209900-2-8888888. THAT'S 37i9#8030-28r209900-2-8888888.
    
    TAKE CARE, EARTHLINGS. ONLY YOU HOLD THE POWER. PLEASE GET US THIS BOOK.
    
    gskv
    Vjkns/v
    
    B..
    
    ..ust can't FUCKING BELIEVE that whore did that to me. Ugh. Anyway, rant over. And I was doing so well with not ranting about women, too. :(
    
    EDIT: what the fuck just happened to my post

    
    you should consider posting an ad to the craigslist adult section asking to be gang raped by a large number of well endowed niggers
    
    youll feel better in the morning
    
    just make sure to take birth control...it would suck for the rest of the world for you to get pregnant.
13. 2018-08-20 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #13
    

    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by Enterita you take 1
    
    

    Show spoiler

    
    I still wear two shoes retard. Your insults are as bad as your totse post history.
14. 2018-08-20 at 3:32 PM UTC

    #14
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q

    
    
    
    I don't remember Judge Judy ever being speechless before.
    
    This thread must be supremely stupid for that response.