ChirpChirpChirp You have 5G Coof

1. 2023-10-04 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut
   Oh no!
   
   
2. 2023-10-04 at 6:39 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY NANITES ARE ACTIVATING
   
   
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   • RIPtotse
3. 2023-10-04 at 6:42 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
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   • Meikai, 
   • RIPtotse, 
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4. 2023-10-04 at 6:52 PM UTC

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   Chios Honey African Astronaut
   Some lady shaked some pepper dust onto me and I woke up with a coof.
   
   there are some crazy pagan and gyspie folks out here.
   
   the paranoid over on 4chan might be right afterall. there is a mass going up and my reception is much greater but I feel a coof coming on :(
5. 2023-10-04 at 6:52 PM UTC

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   Chios Honey African Astronaut
   crystal worshipping motha fucka!
6. 2023-10-04 at 6:59 PM UTC

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   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   WERE ALL GONNA DIE
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   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2023-10-04 at 8:21 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   Americans...
8. 2023-10-04 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #8
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   IM SO FUCKING HARD
9. 2023-10-04 at 9 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse2118 IM SO FUCKING HARD

   
   NIGGA #ME2
   
   MY COCK IS THROBBINGGGGGG
10. 2023-10-04 at 10:44 PM UTC

    #10
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    5G MAKES ME DICK HARD
11. 2023-10-05 at 12:21 AM UTC

    #11
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    I dreamt I was sucking my own cock ,heard
12. 2023-10-05 at 12:58 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I dreamt I was sucking my own cock ,heard

    
    MAN I miss the days when I was flexible enough to do that
13. 2023-10-05 at 1:52 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i miss the days when you were that flexible too keenan
    
    *hires a personal trainer*
    trainer: so what are ur fitness goals
    trainee: I WANT TO SUCK MY OWN COCK
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    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2023-10-05 at 2:49 AM UTC

    #14
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I dreamt I was sucking my own cock ,heard

    
    i love roosters but i wouldn't want to put one in my mouth
15. 2023-10-05 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #15
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    i would like to corn my own cob if you know my meanin though folx
16. 2023-10-05 at 2:52 AM UTC

    #16
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    NIS CORN HUXTERS UNITE
17. 2023-10-05 at 4:05 AM UTC

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    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox MAN I miss the days when I was flexible enough to do that

    
    Tell me what you learned about Michael Aquino
18. 2023-10-05 at 8:31 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Time to go get vaccinated for the 5G Coof.
19. 2023-10-05 at 8:34 AM UTC

    #19
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    ima get the malinkdrotastrazenicaphizer shot
20. 2023-10-06 at 2:24 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    On the real though schizos are funny - you'd think at some point they would stop picking specific dates for their big schizo happening delusions and keep their claims completely unfalsifiable, but they never learn.