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Posts That Were Thanked by A College Professor

  1. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump §m£ÂgØL is a known retard.



    It's a jedi rifle mounted grenade launcher. In this case the grenades are mostly tear gas.

    oh it's a vacuum nozzle damn he's sucking up that projectile
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm in Love with this girl at the store by my house and I had to get toilet paper and went there and started talking to her, then got scared and left without getting anything and she was like "didn't find what you were looking for?" And I walked our shamefully without toilet paper.

    I should go back and slam it on the counter and say "I got all this because IM THE SHIT" and she will cringe but I'll raep her anyway. Out back after offering to tip her if she helps put all those shit tickets in my truck. Just a quick tase and a tape and then she's all dazed and raped CUZ DATS HOWIE DO IT FAMMMO
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  3. Originally posted by mmQ The proceeded to the cemetery and buried the coffin!

    Some people just can't admit their mistakes.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're typing long distance?

    I am not able to make out whether this is a question asked for fun or a very serious one. If it is really a serious one, let people who know psychology or psychiatry handle it.

    I will handle this question assuming that it is asked for fun.

    It may be okay for you to believe you are already dead, but it is highly doubtful whether it will be okay for you if others too start treating you as dead!

    Let us assume that you tell your closest ones that you strongly believe you are dead. Suppose they say, “Quite fine; Where have you kept your will? Okay, will look into it later; first things first. We will get the ice box. You lie in it till all our relatives come and pay respects. We will call the priest and make arrangements for your funeral. Thank God! You informed promptly; otherwise this place will be stinking like hell!” What will be your reaction?!

    Let me share with you a funny story narrated by Amma (Mata Amritanandamayi):

    Once a death procession was going on. People carrying the coffin heard a knocking sound from inside. The procession stopped; when they listened intently they heard “ Open the box; I am not dead! I am suffocating inside! Open, open…”

    Some people got scared. The son of the dead person came close to the coffin and shouted, “Sorry, we can't believe you; the doctor had already done all the checking, declared you were dead and issued the dead certificate also. The priest has already done the ceremonies and allowed your soul to rest in peace. Sorry. We can't help. “

    The proceeded to the cemetery and buried the coffin!
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  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
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  6. Ghost Black Hole
    he was, I remember it clearly, like that time he was on cam in TC and the chair broke and then the floor broke and then there were all those news reports about an earthquake near japan



    the world was never the same

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  7. TORTILLA Houston
    Promised Bill Krozby id give detailed story on this when I finally did it. RIP nigga
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  8. Originally posted by G He has a problem with "handouts" only when they don't include his ass lol.

    Not exactly. He's frustrated he doesn't have any children to cash in on, so he's jealous of those who are now doing so.
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  9. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Lanny hates Bill Krozby as much as anyone. He was a stupid piece of shit and never once behaved his gay ass. Fuck him. He doesn't deserve a banner. Not to mention I dot want to encourage most of the other posters on this website to suicide.

    I encourage it in cock nose a d soygay though.

    Thanks for the sharing the Pakistani gay community's opinion with us there, Captain Falcon.
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Whose Online Now Function & The Green Online Now Button next to names
    2021-05-01 at 2:35 AM CDT
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    Bradley
    African Astronaut
    I saw a lot of the good forums have them and was wondering if we could implement that setting. it would make ita lot easier to harass members and know if someone's online or not and we can see whose 24/7 lurking then

    Thank you Lanny

    (Stormfront which is not a good forum has it and the comomunist chinese one i study on)
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    oooo ur in truble mr fonaplts
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  12. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Deanna Troi Yea I do I'll just drop my trousers and let loose over his grave.

    I do it all the time

    go ahead and travel hundreds of miles to pee on some dirt thats all you can do because you're too much of a scared bitch to meet IRL and fight. How about you use the trip money to fly me to you or you to me and we will have a fight until one person gets knocked out.

    I'll pee on you after i set you on fire and cut your feet off with a rusty saw, bitch
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  13. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Don't defend ur boy too hard, Gangsta. You might exhaust urself.

    Weren't you the faggot making Monks threads incessantly recently ?!, go eat something fat boy you're clearly bored lol.
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  14. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor thats why after my chinese restaurant i go to my chinese massage gnome sayin? EEEK EEEK OOOK OOK


    Dats why I don’t even fuck with soy sauce. EeeEeeekk rip
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  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    This was asked to me by a shrink.

    Didn't answer. It's a trick. If you try to save a person and your actions save 4 people but kill one other who would not have died would possibly put you in jail or be sued regardless of good Samaritan law. So Don't fucking answer.
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I wish I could read more books. I've read a few this year but none for a few months. Considered reading "the true believer" by Eric Hoffer again which is only 170 pages. I read poetry most days and usually Rumi. Or memes which are kind of a form of cultural critical poetry.

    I really want to write stories and I think of one of every little bit but usually don't start writing it or if I do, I put a few paragraphs in an open text document I have that has "to do" lists, saved links of aggressive porn videos I like and general types of diary entries and other bullshit. Yes I am self absorbed tell me about it
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  17. Bueno motherfucker
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Op is such a violent nigger
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  19. Nile bump
    Raphael Luciano str8 traumatized wariat
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  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong


    I can only ever think of this video when someone mentions 5.11, sorry.
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