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2021-07-15 at 4:20 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....

CandyRein Black Hole

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A College Professor

2021-07-13 at 8:37 PM UTC in My job wont give me health insurance.

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

If they will not give it you then take it. Go into the HR office and take a bunch of forms, fill them out and send it to the health insurance provider using the company fax.

It's not even illegal

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2021-07-13 at 1:29 PM UTC in Will you be watching the new season of Sex and the City?

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

I met this guy on social media and he doesn't even have his second covid shot and said he could get me a good job if I slept with him CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT

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2021-07-11 at 10 PM UTC in I may suck, but at least I'm not a child predator.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

That would be a cool name for a song... I May suck But at Least I'm Not a Child Predator.

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A College Professor

2021-07-06 at 1:49 AM UTC in These are the results of my 6-question history quiz / pretty disturbing actually

FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]

Here is the original "histurvey"

https://streetjuice.org/histurvey.php

Here are the results

https://streetjuice.org/img/misc/what_do_we_know_brief.php

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2021-06-30 at 1:22 PM UTC in So after I watched the game yesterday at that pub

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

ctrl + f dog

no results

you have made progress today... I think

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2021-06-29 at 1:08 PM UTC in Someone's sneaking into my residents

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

give them the old spicy doorknob

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A College Professor

2021-06-27 at 9:16 PM UTC in Anyone like to bend ur erect penis when u wake up?

Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

when I was able to get erect on its own (without meds or pishboner) i could making it swirl. I mean like how women do that titty tassle thing. but all I was doing was flexing, it did the swirl on its own. this lady friend thought I had some majic skills. kept the relationship going for a while. until I jokenly said her side profile looked like a Chimp.

:(

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A College Professor

2021-06-27 at 2:07 PM UTC in Photos & Feelings. Post feelings then a Photo

Bradley Black Hole

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2021-06-24 at 2:18 PM UTC in Random Thoughts

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

Still waiting for the naked cat fight.

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2021-06-21 at 4:23 PM UTC in i'm addicted to Viagra

Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

Originally posted by Kev severe constipation? fuck that, dealing enough of that with opiates tyvm

And it sucks when the mood is right, you have to take a shit. And can't poop then it fucks with the penis being hard. Unless you're gay. Seems gays get erection with shit being packed in the ass. I think if you can get hard while having to take a bad shit..that's a sign you're a faggot. Most straight guys loose the urge, momentarily until done.

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2021-06-21 at 3:30 AM UTC in Homemade Hash

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Bathtub Hash

1. bathtub
2. plywood
3. cinder blocks

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2021-06-20 at 3:20 PM UTC in Language of the Gods

Ghost Black Hole

I am going to be writing all my posts in wingdings for the next 365 days. See you folx on the other side!

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❄︎♒︎♏︎ ⬧︎⧫︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎ □︎♐︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ♍︎□︎♍︎🙵 ■︎□︎⬧︎♏︎ ⬥︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎ ●︎♓︎🙵♏︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♋︎■︎■︎□︎◆︎■︎♍︎♏︎ □︎◆︎❒︎ ♐︎♓︎❒︎⬧︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎◆︎❒︎♓︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ❖︎♓︎⬧︎♓︎⧫︎□︎❒︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ■︎♋︎⧫︎♓︎□︎■︎♋︎●︎ ⬧︎⧫︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎ ◻︎♋︎❒︎🙵📪︎ 👍︎♋︎■︎♎︎⍓︎❒︎♏︎♓︎■︎📬︎

👍︎□︎❍︎♏︎ ❖︎♓︎⬧︎♓︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎⬧︎♏︎●︎♐︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ♏︎■︎🙰□︎⍓︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⬧︎♍︎♏︎■︎♏︎❒︎⍓︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ♌︎♏︎♋︎◆︎⧫︎⍓︎ □︎♐︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ■︎♋︎⧫︎◆︎❒︎♋︎●︎ ♐︎♏︎♋︎⧫︎◆︎❒︎♏︎⬧︎ ●︎♓︎🙵♏︎ ■︎□︎⬧︎♏︎ ♒︎♓︎●︎●︎📪︎ ■︎□︎⬧︎♏︎ ●︎♋︎🙵♏︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ■︎□︎⬧︎♏︎ ♍︎❒︎♏︎♏︎🙵📬︎

☯︎♓︎❍︎♑︎☸︎♒︎⧫︎⧫︎◻︎⬧︎🖳︎📭︎📭︎♓︎📬︎♓︎❍︎♑︎◆︎❒︎📬︎♍︎□︎❍︎📭︎♎︎📁︎☜︎❑︎☟︎♒︎📂︎📬︎◻︎■︎♑︎☯︎📭︎♓︎❍︎♑︎☸︎
☯︎📭︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎☸︎

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☯︎♓︎❍︎♑︎☸︎♒︎⧫︎⧫︎◻︎⬧︎🖳︎📭︎📭︎♓︎📫︎♎︎□︎⬥︎■︎●︎□︎♋︎♎︎📬︎♓︎❍︎♑︎♐︎●︎♓︎◻︎📬︎♍︎□︎❍︎📭︎🗐︎♋︎◆︎🗏︎⍓︎🖲︎📬︎♑︎♓︎♐︎☯︎📭︎♓︎❍︎♑︎☸︎
☺︎◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ●︎♏︎♐︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⬧︎⧫︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎ ◻︎♋︎❒︎🙵 📬︎📬︎📬︎

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☯︎📭︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎☸︎

☯︎♌︎☸︎🕈︎♏︎ ⬥︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎ ♋︎●︎⬧︎□︎ ●︎♓︎🙵♏︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♋︎■︎■︎□︎◆︎■︎♍︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⬥︎♓︎■︎■︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎ □︎♐︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ■︎□︎⬧︎♏︎♑︎♋︎⍓︎ ♍︎□︎■︎⧫︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎📬︎ ☹︎♓︎●︎⍓︎ □︎♐︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ✞︎♋︎●︎●︎♏︎⍓︎📪︎ ☟︎♋︎⬥︎♋︎♓︎♓︎♋︎■︎ 👌︎♋︎♌︎⍓︎ 🕈︎□︎□︎♎︎❒︎□︎⬧︎♏︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ 💣︎□︎■︎🙵⬧︎♒︎□︎□︎♎︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ♌︎♏︎♍︎□︎❍︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ■︎♋︎⧫︎♓︎□︎■︎♋︎●︎ ■︎□︎⬧︎♏︎♑︎♋︎⍓︎ ♐︎●︎□︎⬥︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎ □︎♐︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ 💧︎⧫︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎ □︎♐︎ ❄︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ☞︎◆︎♍︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ 👍︎□︎♍︎🙵 ☠︎□︎⬧︎♏︎📬︎ ☯︎📭︎♌︎☸︎

☯︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎ ◻︎🙵🖬︎📂︎📂︎🗄︎🖰︎📂︎🖰︎📂︎ ♋︎◆︎⧫︎♒︎□︎❒︎🖬︎✂︎⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ❍︎♋︎■︎ ⬥︎♒︎□︎ ◻︎◆︎⧫︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♓︎■︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♒︎□︎□︎♎︎✂︎☸︎
👌︎♏︎♍︎♋︎◆︎⬧︎♏︎ ⬥︎♏︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ♋︎ ■︎♋︎⧫︎♓︎□︎■︎ □︎♐︎ ◻︎♏︎♋︎♍︎♏︎ ✋︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ♎︎♏︎♍︎♓︎♎︎♏︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ■︎♋︎⧫︎♓︎□︎■︎♋︎●︎ ♐︎●︎□︎⬥︎♏︎❒︎ ⬧︎♒︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎ ♌︎♏︎ ♋︎ ♌︎◆︎■︎♍︎♒︎ □︎♐︎ ♐︎●︎□︎⬥︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎📪︎ ♋︎●︎⬧︎□︎ 🙵■︎□︎⬥︎■︎ ♋︎⬧︎ ♋︎ 🕯︎☠︎□︎⬧︎♏︎♑︎♋︎⍓︎🕯︎

🕈︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♐︎●︎□︎⬥︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎ ⬧︎♒︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎ ♌︎♏︎ ◻︎♋︎❒︎⧫︎ □︎♐︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♑︎♋︎⍓︎ ♋︎❒︎❒︎♋︎■︎♑︎♏︎❍︎♏︎■︎⧫︎ □︎♐︎ ♐︎●︎□︎⬥︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ♎︎♏︎●︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎ □︎♐︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♍︎□︎♍︎🙵 ■︎□︎⬧︎♏︎✍︎ ✋︎🕯︎❍︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ♒︎⍓︎♎︎❒︎□︎♑︎♏︎■︎♋︎⬧︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ⬧︎□︎❍︎♏︎ 🙵♓︎■︎♎︎ □︎♐︎ ❍︎□︎❒︎■︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♑︎●︎□︎❒︎⍓︎
☯︎📭︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎☸︎

🕈︎♓︎♍︎🙵♏︎♎︎ ♍︎●︎□︎⬥︎■︎ ♎︎❒︎♓︎❖︎♏︎ ♋︎❒︎□︎◆︎■︎♎︎ ❍︎□︎⧫︎♒︎♋︎♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵♋︎ ❒︎◆︎■︎■︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ◆︎◻︎ ✋︎👍︎🏱︎ ❍︎□︎⧫︎♒︎♋︎♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ♌︎◆︎❍︎◻︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♓︎■︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♎︎♋︎❍︎■︎ ⧫︎❒︎◆︎■︎🙵
⬥︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎⬧︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♑︎□︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⬧︎♋︎⍓︎ ♌︎♓︎⧫︎♍︎♒︎📪︎ ⬥︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵 ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♑︎□︎■︎■︎♋︎ ♎︎□︎📪︎ ⬥︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵 ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♑︎□︎⧫︎⧫︎♋︎ ⬧︎♋︎⍓︎
●︎□︎□︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ●︎♓︎🙵♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ⬧︎♍︎□︎□︎♌︎⍓︎ ♎︎□︎□︎📬︎☯︎♌︎☸︎ ☞︎◆︎♍︎🙵 ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♍︎□︎♍︎🙵 ■︎□︎⬧︎♏︎☯︎📭︎♌︎☸︎ ♓︎🕯︎●︎●︎ ♌︎♏︎ ♑︎□︎□︎♐︎⍓︎ ●︎♓︎🙵♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⬧︎♒︎♓︎⧫︎
♎︎□︎■︎⧫︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎●︎●︎⍓︎ ♑︎♓︎❖︎♏︎ ♋︎ ♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵 ♍︎◆︎⌘︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♍︎♋︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ♍︎□︎❍︎♏︎ ●︎♓︎♍︎🙵 ❍︎⍓︎ ♎︎♓︎♍︎🙵📬︎ ⚐︎♒︎📪︎ □︎■︎♍︎♏︎ ♋︎♑︎♋︎♓︎■︎ ♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ♑︎♏︎♏︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎
□︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ⬧︎♒︎♓︎⧫︎📬︎ 💣︎□︎⧫︎♒︎♋︎♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ♏︎⍓︎♏︎⬧︎ ♋︎●︎●︎ ♍︎♒︎♓︎■︎🙵 ●︎♓︎🙵♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ❍︎□︎⧫︎♒︎♋︎♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ✌︎⬧︎♓︎♋︎■︎

☯︎❖︎♓︎♎︎♏︎□︎☸︎♒︎⧫︎⧫︎◻︎⬧︎🖳︎📭︎📭︎⬥︎⬥︎⬥︎📬︎⍓︎□︎◆︎⧫︎◆︎♌︎♏︎📬︎♍︎□︎❍︎📭︎⬥︎♋︎⧫︎♍︎♒︎✍︎❖︎🖬︎🗏︎♋︎🏱︎❖︎✋︎♒︎☼︎⚐︎📄︎✠︎✋︎☯︎📭︎❖︎♓︎♎︎♏︎□︎☸︎

☯︎♓︎❍︎♑︎☸︎♒︎⧫︎⧫︎◻︎⬧︎🖳︎📭︎📭︎♓︎📬︎♓︎❍︎♑︎◆︎❒︎📬︎♍︎□︎❍︎📭︎♍︎☝︎✡︎🗐︎♒︎♓︎⧫︎📬︎◻︎■︎♑︎☯︎📭︎♓︎❍︎♑︎☸︎

☯︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎ ◻︎🙵🖬︎📂︎📄︎🖲︎🖲︎🗏︎🖰︎🖮︎ ♋︎◆︎⧫︎♒︎□︎❒︎🖬︎✂︎💧︎♒︎□︎⧫︎♋︎🙵□︎■︎ □︎❒︎♑︎⍓︎ ♓︎⬧︎●︎♋︎■︎♎︎✂︎☸︎
♒︎⧫︎⧫︎◻︎⬧︎🖳︎📭︎📭︎♏︎■︎📬︎●︎◆︎⌧︎◆︎❒︎♏︎⧫︎❖︎📬︎♍︎□︎❍︎📭︎❖︎♓︎♎︎♏︎□︎⬧︎📭︎♑︎♋︎⍓︎📫︎❍︎♋︎■︎📫︎♑︎♏︎⧫︎⬧︎📫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎📫︎♋︎⬧︎⬧︎📫︎♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵♏︎♎︎📫︎♓︎■︎📫︎♎︎□︎♑︎📫︎◻︎□︎❒︎■︎📫︎🖲︎📂︎🗏︎🗐︎📄︎📬︎♒︎⧫︎❍︎●︎
☯︎📭︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎☸︎

☯︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎ ◻︎🙵🖬︎📂︎📂︎⌛︎📄︎📄︎📂︎🖰︎ ♋︎◆︎⧫︎♒︎□︎❒︎🖬︎✂︎🕈︎♋︎❒︎♓︎♋︎⧫︎✂︎☸︎
⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ♓︎♐︎ ♓︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬧︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♑︎♏︎⧫︎ ■︎♋︎🙵♏︎♎︎ ⬥︎♒︎♓︎●︎♏︎ ◻︎♒︎□︎⧫︎□︎♑︎❒︎♋︎◻︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎❍︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎⍓︎♎︎ ♐︎♏︎♏︎●︎ ❍︎□︎❒︎♏︎ ♍︎□︎❍︎♐︎□︎❒︎⧫︎♋︎♌︎●︎♏︎ ♋︎⬧︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎⍓︎ ⬥︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎■︎⧫︎ ♌︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ □︎■︎●︎⍓︎ □︎■︎♏︎⬧︎ ■︎◆︎♎︎♏︎ □︎■︎ ♋︎ ◻︎❒︎□︎♐︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎♓︎□︎■︎♋︎●︎ ⬧︎♏︎⧫︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ⬥︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎ ♋︎♎︎❍︎♓︎❒︎♏︎ ⬧︎◆︎♍︎♒︎ ♋︎ ♌︎♓︎⧫︎ ♍︎□︎♍︎🙵 ⧫︎♒︎♏︎⍓︎❖︎♏︎ ■︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ⬧︎♏︎♏︎■︎ ◻︎❒︎□︎♌︎♋︎♌︎●︎⍓︎ ♓︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎♓︎❒︎ ●︎♓︎❖︎♏︎⬧︎ □︎♐︎ ♋︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎●︎ ♑︎❒︎□︎⬥︎■︎ ❍︎♋︎■︎📬︎
☯︎📭︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎☸︎

☯︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎ ◻︎🙵🖬︎📂︎📂︎⌛︎📄︎📄︎📂︎📄︎ ♋︎◆︎⧫︎♒︎□︎❒︎🖬︎✂︎☺︎♋︎◻︎♋︎■︎📫︎✋︎⬧︎📫︎☜︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎■︎♋︎●︎✂︎☸︎

✋︎ ♎︎□︎◆︎♌︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎🕯︎⬧︎ ♋︎ ❖︎♏︎❒︎⍓︎ ❖︎♓︎♋︎♌︎●︎♏︎ ♌︎◆︎⬧︎♓︎■︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎📬︎
📂︎🗄︎🖃︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎●︎●︎⍓︎ □︎●︎♎︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎□︎◆︎⬧︎♋︎■︎♎︎⬧︎ □︎♐︎ ⬧︎♓︎⧫︎♏︎⬧︎ ♋︎❖︎♋︎♓︎●︎♋︎♌︎●︎♏︎ ⧫︎□︎♎︎♋︎⍓︎ ⬥︎♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎⍓︎ ♍︎♋︎■︎ ◻︎♓︎❍︎◻︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎❍︎⬧︎♏︎●︎❖︎♏︎⬧︎ □︎◆︎⧫︎📬︎
☯︎📭︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎☸︎

☯︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎ ◻︎🙵🖬︎📂︎📂︎⌛︎📂︎🗐︎🖲︎⌛︎ ♋︎◆︎⧫︎♒︎□︎❒︎🖬︎✂︎☺︎♋︎◻︎♋︎■︎📫︎✋︎⬧︎📫︎☜︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎■︎♋︎●︎✂︎☸︎
🏱︎❒︎♏︎⧫︎⧫︎⍓︎ ⬧︎◆︎❒︎♏︎ ♓︎⧫︎🕯︎⬧︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ♓︎●︎●︎♏︎♑︎♋︎●︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ♋︎■︎ ♋︎⧫︎⧫︎❒︎♋︎♍︎⧫︎♓︎□︎■︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎■︎♑︎ ♍︎♒︎♓︎●︎♎︎❒︎♏︎■︎📬︎
☯︎📭︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎☸︎

☯︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎ ◻︎🙵🖬︎📂︎📂︎⌛︎📂︎🗐︎🖮︎📄︎ ♋︎◆︎⧫︎♒︎□︎❒︎🖬︎✂︎☺︎♋︎◻︎♋︎■︎📫︎✋︎⬧︎📫︎☜︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎■︎♋︎●︎✂︎☸︎

📂︎📄︎ ⍓︎♏︎♋︎❒︎⬧︎ □︎●︎♎︎ ♓︎⬧︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ♏︎❖︎♏︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎■︎♑︎📬︎
❄︎♒︎♏︎⍓︎🕯︎❒︎♏︎ ◻︎●︎♏︎■︎⧫︎⍓︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎♎︎⍓︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ⬧︎♏︎⌧︎📬︎
☯︎📭︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎☸︎

☯︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎ ◻︎🙵🖬︎🖲︎🗄︎📄︎📂︎🖮︎📄︎ ♋︎◆︎⧫︎♒︎□︎❒︎🖬︎✂︎☺︎♋︎◻︎♋︎■︎📫︎✋︎⬧︎📫︎☜︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎■︎♋︎●︎✂︎☸︎
💧︎□︎❍︎♏︎⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♎︎□︎ ♌︎◆︎⧫︎ ⬥︎□︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ♌︎♏︎♍︎♋︎◆︎⬧︎♏︎ ✋︎ ♋︎❍︎ ♏︎⌧︎⧫︎❒︎♏︎❍︎♏︎●︎⍓︎ ♒︎⍓︎♑︎♓︎♏︎■︎♓︎♍︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ⬧︎♒︎♓︎⧫︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ◻︎♓︎⬧︎⬧︎ ❍︎⍓︎⬧︎♏︎●︎♐︎ ♋︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⬧︎♋︎❍︎♏︎ ⧫︎♓︎❍︎♏︎📬︎
✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⬧︎⧫︎♋︎■︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ●︎♏︎⧫︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♋︎●︎●︎ ♑︎□︎📪︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ⬥︎□︎❒︎❒︎⍓︎ ♋︎♌︎□︎◆︎⧫︎ ♋︎■︎⍓︎⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎ 🙰◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♐︎❒︎♏︎♏︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♌︎□︎⬥︎♏︎●︎⬧︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ⬧︎□︎♓︎●︎ ❍︎⍓︎⬧︎♏︎●︎♐︎📬︎
⚐︎♐︎ ♍︎□︎◆︎❒︎⬧︎♏︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎ ♎︎□︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♓︎■︎ ⬧︎□︎❍︎♏︎ ◻︎♋︎■︎⧫︎⬧︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ◆︎■︎♎︎♏︎❒︎⬥︎♏︎♋︎❒︎ ✋︎ ◻︎●︎♋︎■︎ □︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎❒︎□︎⬥︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♋︎⬥︎♋︎⍓︎📬︎

✌︎■︎⍓︎♌︎□︎♎︎⍓︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎ ♓︎■︎⧫︎□︎ ⬧︎♒︎♓︎⧫︎⧫︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎❍︎⬧︎♏︎●︎❖︎♏︎⬧︎✍︎

💣︎♋︎⍓︎♌︎♏︎ ✋︎ ⬧︎♒︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎ ⧫︎❒︎⍓︎ ♎︎♓︎♋︎◻︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎ ♌︎◆︎⧫︎ ✋︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎🙵 ♓︎⧫︎ ⬥︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ♐︎♏︎♏︎●︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⬧︎♋︎❍︎♏︎ ♋︎⬧︎ ⬧︎♒︎♓︎⧫︎⧫︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♓︎■︎ ■︎□︎❒︎❍︎♋︎●︎ ♍︎●︎□︎⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎📬︎

✌︎■︎□︎⧫︎♒︎♏︎❒︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎📬︎
✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⬧︎♒︎♓︎⧫︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ◆︎❒︎♓︎■︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎ □︎■︎ ⬧︎□︎❍︎♏︎□︎■︎♏︎📬︎
👌︎🕆︎❄︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♐︎♏︎♏︎●︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ❍︎◆︎⧫︎◆︎♋︎●︎📪︎ ✋︎ ♎︎□︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♌︎♏︎ ⬧︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ◻︎♓︎⬧︎⬧︎♏︎♎︎ □︎■︎📬︎
☯︎📭︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎☸︎

☯︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎ ◻︎🙵🖬︎📂︎📂︎📂︎🖲︎📄︎🖰︎🗐︎ ♋︎◆︎⧫︎♒︎□︎❒︎🖬︎✂︎☟︎♓︎🙵♓︎🙵□︎❍︎□︎❒︎♓︎📫︎☞︎◆︎🙰□︎⬧︎♒︎♓︎✂︎☸︎
✇︎⧫︎♐︎⬥︎ ■︎□︎ 🖮︎⍓︎□︎ ⬧︎♒︎□︎⧫︎♋︎ ♌︎□︎⍓︎ ⧫︎□︎⍓︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♐︎□︎■︎♎︎●︎♏︎ ⬥︎♒︎♓︎●︎♏︎ ◻︎●︎♋︎⍓︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ◻︎⬧︎📄︎
☯︎📭︎❑︎◆︎□︎⧫︎♏︎☸︎

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A College Professor

2021-06-19 at 4:11 PM UTC in I shit you not I’m drinking a beer that tastes like what the litter I use smells

Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

"Fucking hell this beer taste like cat piss and literal shit.. gulp. How can they expect me..gulp. to drink this. Gulp. Shit n piss beer

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2021-06-13 at 8:41 PM UTC in Fucking Typical, just as i finally need some expert advice from bill Bill Krozbyby, he goes and fucking dies on me.

Ghost Black Hole

just beat them up and fuck them its ez. when she says choke me daddy I karate chop the bitch in the throat, sweep the leg and ground and pound sucker punch her pretty face until its puffy and bleeding and them I flip her over and ram my rod dry until I tear the anus and feel that sweet slippery crimson loob

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2021-06-10 at 2:31 AM UTC in My crappy 20 year old car sucks.

Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

Get a fucking SUV or Cross over. Lease a new one. Grab just a few change outs and get that 4k and fuck Ohio off. Fly to california. Get a USP store "house" address and mailbox. 350 A year. Go do your dmv written and go lease a mini suv crossover. Download grubhub and uber eats for a no background check. U just drive. Go online and apply for a fucking Amazon driver job i think its 23 an hour in LA. Crash in your honda hrv. Tak s a month to get an amazon driver job. Do 0 drugs because you have to do an oral drug test in the office. You then spend 2 weeks training. 2 days drive along. And by the third week youre driving on your own doing baby routes. 50 packs a day by second month 250 a day. If you fall behind they give you help from other drivers.

Hang out at beach playing frisbey with girls. Do pushups and dont fall in love and move in with the first girl u fuck.

Move on. Fuck friends only until you hit 35-40 then have your kids. Save 25k a year for 4 years then buy a house in ohio if you want to go back. Masks come off in ci on the 15th.raging parties out here.

Just think off it as a camping freewheeling lifestyle

PS. Dont make single friends to hang with. Theyll bring you down.

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2021-06-10 at 2:06 AM UTC in My crappy 20 year old car sucks.

BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

It is 20 years old which means it is 21 years old.
I tried cashing out my $4k I had saved in my 401K account last week but turns out that to do so I would have to contact my old boss and he is a cunt and I am not willing to crawl back saying my new job is great but I need a few pennies plz sign this.
I am planning on finishing out the last 2 days of my work week and immediately going into working the weekend doing construction to make more money.
I know I can't keep it up forever but I just want a decent truck to work out of or a van which would even be better to work out of because vans kick ass I just hate their engine bays.
Right now I am addicted to fried chicken and not cooking which means I am spending nearly 70 dollars a week on KFC and even more on cigarettes.
I got to cut expenses somehow but my shitty nit wit supervisor has been gone for over 3 weeks and I can't get hired on until she gets back.
Once I am hired on I plan on getting more chantix to abuse.
Can't wait.
I g2g get ready for 8 hours of mind numbingly painful repetitive tasks that give me no satisfaction.
Also, Chell says we are just fuck buddies and nothing more now.
I guess that is a good thing.
Unfortunately that means sooner or later Chuck will sweep her off her feet and take her away.

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A College Professor

2021-06-09 at 10:46 PM UTC in I am no longer conflicted.

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

She conflicted

She dunno what DAT dick did

But now she addicted

2 gettin down wit da sickness

10 q dis wuz ma Spokane werd po tree

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2021-06-06 at 7:51 AM UTC in MmmQuestions is quietly becoming a tech addict.

blaster master victim of incest

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A College Professor

2021-06-06 at 4:56 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..

mmQ Lisa Turtle

I'm going to bed in my tent outside bossbebe's house. Goodnight.

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