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  1. troon African Astronaut
    when i was 15 i sprayed deodorant down on my crotch for when my gf was gonna give me a bj. she actally stopped sucking to ask if that's what i'd done and when i said yes she laughed, but not in an amused way, more like in a "you fucking arse" sort of way, and it wasn't a good bj after that.

    i never sprayed my balls again. slide22 is telling it straight, don't do that shit
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Iโ€™ve angered the balding gay man ...

    Excellent ๐Ÿ’š
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  3. Ukrainian service lady caught and released by the Russians
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  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master "No nay no never, no nay never no more, will I play the wild rover."

    You're so poetic

    You ever think of taking a course as a med tech. Nursing school for 18 months and then drive an ambulance for 2 years then apply for a union paid Paramedic?

    Like 65 thousand a year starting off 90 after 5 years

    https://search.brave.com/search?q=paramedic+jobs+pay+starting+off+chicago&source=web

    Must pass Paramedic Physical Ability Test Background investigation with fingerprinting Drug test Medical screening Starting Salary (As of June 30, 2021): $62,160/yr After 5 years: $92,796/yr Eligible for Holiday Pay, Duty Availability Pay, Specialty Pay, and Uniform Allowance.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  7. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i'd party with her
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  8. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Rob the food bank . OPEN THE VAULT AND GIVR ME ALL DA BEEF JERKERY NOBODY GETS HURT

    This is genius they will never see it coming like raping a blind woman
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  9. Kafka sweaty
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  10. Ghost Black Hole
    I mostly run shit on low resource hardware, yeah anything from the gamecube, ps2, n64, handheld generation and previous you can run like butter on a smart phone nowadays, even on a shitty no grafix card laptop

    I played the fuck out of every classic to death so I am more into replayability these days. I like yugioh for this becasuse the new versions are all pay to win buy fake digital cards like MTG online is or hearthstone or w/e. Yugioh ultimate master 2006 is the BEST version with the most cards. Final fantasy tactics, Tactics ogre, Disgea, Fire Emblem TRPG games are very good for replaying, turn based style RPG like paper mario, mario RPG for SNES, Mario superstar saga for GBA for example are long ass games that are pretty fun

    Roguelikes are my favorite for offline gaming because of the random generation makes it always new and fun. Dwarf fortress and minecraft if you have autism

    ^
    This is one of my favorite roguelikes its a piece of shit called IVAN where you eat banana, die and then blow up. Thats the entier game, been playing it for YEARS AND YEARS never beat it lol.
    https://attnam.com/

    physics things are fun, map makers, warcraft 34 custom maps n shit, all the mod tools for bethesda games you could make a game from that alone with enough hacks
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  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley ur so fucking smart aldra

    your wasting your time bradley aldra dont swing that way and even if he did youd have to be like a colonel or something
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  12. If someone tries to latch onto you in the water while they're drowning, hit them in the head repeatedly.
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  13. Translation: If you won't taste the shit, you can't comment on the shit.
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  14. blaster master victim of incest
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  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I enjoy fucking around in photoshop almost as much as I enjoy being peculiarly verbose on the internet, but I usually don't save my work - I figure once it's out there, if it's good, I will see it again some day. Well, I guess I'm shit at making stuff in photoshop because I never see my fucking work again and sometimes I really wanna. To remedy this, I'm going to post my photoshop nonsense in here as well as wherever it's truly meant to be (I guess I might post some original stuff in here too if the mood strikes me, but that's not the goal for now). Unless I'm worried about op sec and linking some untainted pseudonymous account elsewhere back to NIS (and me).

    I only have a couple things *actually* saved, and they'll probs end up deleted one day, so I'll post those to seed the thread ig:

    My freshly minted jokerfied pfp in case I change it:


    The Fonaplats Garbage Can Saga:


    A motion-blurred image of the homeless nigga who stole it to go downhill karting:


    Computer enhanced version where we can see the nigga in question:
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  16. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Not people, only men.

    I forgot men aren't people.
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  17. Not people, only men.
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  18. Ghost Black Hole
    D rats

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  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon nobody's willing to hack off a limb for your entertainment

    people dying got old

    you will never be young again

    lower you r tone
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  20. Ghost Black Hole
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