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Posts That Were Thanked by A College Professor

  1. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Flex seal it imho
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  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Unexpected expenses like these will happen. I hope you have enough stashed away for the next unexpected expense. I hope you both didnt clean out your accounts to get a decent down payment on your house.(which i believe is total bullshit and you have yet to prove otherwise) subarus suck balls to work on so have fun

    Hey no one asked for your shithead attitude. People who pick on fona are the lowest of the low.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    doors closed but they were blasted open again
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  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant I'm going to get an arm an dildo tattoo when my friend starts needing people to practice on.

    FTFY
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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Women aren't property, sorry to burst your bubble. I'm wondering if I would have actually become a black widow back then though. There's no telling since no one has been able to control me before, I don't know what would happen if they tried. When I was five I put my foot down about doing house chores, my dad was shouting at me but I wasn't scared of him, I became violent toward both my parents and tried to suffocate my sister.

    Idk it's weird thinking how much of a different person you'd be if you lived in another time. I could have been a serial killer.

    Is a house owned by someones grandfather "Property" because 50 years ago he paid taxes to a legal entity that no longer exists?


    That's like all those people that lived in those places during the time when great powers died and turned into 4 new countries.

    They were like American? Government? Cest le vie! I am just here to have sex with animals
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  6. Coming up shortly on 3 years clean from hard drugs. I've only smoked weed once in the last 5 weeks. I still need to get a handle on my drinking but at this point it's not stopping my financial progress at the moment. Finally got the promotion to sous chef at one of the top country clubs in illinois. I'm chilling on a solid salary now along with health and dental. It took me about 2 1/2 years of solid work as cook to get here. But you know some people spend that amount of time working on a degree that can't even get them a decent job. Some people cook there whole lives and don't get anywhere at all in the field.
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  7. Originally posted by aldra I considered using christmas lights actually

    When you get it down pat you can hook it up to the Christmas tree lights outside your house and put all your neighbors in a trance like state so you can then suggest salacious things to your neighbors wives.

    "When your husband goes to work tomorrow you'll get an unstoppable urge to come over to my house...and make me bacon and eggs"
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  8. Originally posted by Rape Monster I've driven on benzos like 50+ times in the past couple months

    They really make long journeys fly by.

    I remember finding a traffic cone melted to the bottom of my engine once. I vaguely remember some roadworks, but still wonder how it got there.
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    In short: PHOTIC DRIVING is the effect where if lights are strobed at specific frequencies (usually 3-20hz, but higher frequencies have been tried too) in your eyes or against closed eyelids, it'll induce direct brain activity at the same frequency. Medical techs use it to test brain function in people who aren't responsive as well as to calibrate instruments, check for epileptic response and other things.

    What I'm more interested in, though, is the long history of reports of altered states of mind going as far back as the ancient Greeks suggesting that 'trance' states could be achieved through staring at torches flickering at certain rates. I'll post some articles and reports and stuff later, more just interested in the project than the theory at the moment.



    Basically just an Arduino Ethernet (ATMEGA 328) with a screw terminal breakout board to make connections easier and an LCD display/button panel (link)on top. I've connected two RGB LEDs and tied them to a pair of swimming goggles (I'll make the surfaces semi-opaque later, maybe with paper or contact or maybe white paint).

    BEcause of the GPIOs the LCD panel needs to function I had to wire the two RGB LEDs to D0,D1,D2 and D11,D12,D13. You cannot program an Arduino board via USB while pins D0 or D1 are in use, apparently, so to update the code I need to unplug those connectors, then plug them back in once the programming's done.

    All this does is flicker the LEDs at a specific rate, and you can use the buttons on the panel to either disable or enable the lights, or to adjust the flicker rate up or down without having to re-deploy or use a serial line or something.

    Code in next post.
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Definitely should have just said it was a nicotine vape pen...they look the same and not like he took it to test it...you were probably just nervous and caught off guard.. which is understandable..

    Just gotta see what happens now..sending good luck vibes
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Green dot, red dot, all the dots nigga
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  12. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.---.-.-.--.-.-....-.-.......-.........-..-.-.-.....................-............----(b­anned) only if youre there, hog-tied, squeeling, and with an apple in your mouth, in the lithotomy position.

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby First we bangem' then tagem'
    The bangem' tagem' bros


    Originally posted by Ghost don't kink shame me. you're the one looking up the picture in the first place pal, I don't look at naked girls unless they have a penis anyways.

    But yeah I think all women are beautiful and i'd let her sit on my face while I huff her nigger ass gas.

    i'd rub my dick up all in those thighs and skewer her like a fourth of july pig and make her squeel like one too.

    OP is a faggot that finds females unattractive. More for me to breed with loser!, step aside


    lol
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  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Well she is ½ Ukrainian and ½ Russian.

    and 100% bitch princess that YOU can't handle
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol I was thinking the same thing


    who's that FAGGOT with the TUBA
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  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon the college professor shed some light on this. phosphorus. maybe swallowed a particularly dry cracker, and the friction was like striking a match internally.

    fizz pop burn, you get exactly what you describe.



    Whoa whoa whoa.. 3 feet off the gas pedal, pal. No reason to use racism in this conversation
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  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor they make the chickens wear a mask when there getting flung around the jedi slaughter house by their feet getting there little clucker throtes slit by a kosher blade

    the new price phister vax is approved for broiler chickens now, just think a mik-rochip in every lil birdie

    lol My first post. Son I almost pissed myself.
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  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by A College Professor literary when the conveyer jerks and my can of tomato falls over just yell out FUCK!!!!!!! really loud, then when they put something on top of the bag of chips and you can hear the bag of chips crinkle yell OHHHHH SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!

    and when they pick up the 6 pack and the glass clinks you just yell really loud WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!

    Already been done

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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm the only white guy on the public transport and the real slim shady comes on, everyone looks at me.
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  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    I buy tortillas and make a chicken roll sandwich or a chicken burrito if you throw cheese and black beans on it.
    then I got enough protein to knock up a Scott-Irish Young bride who will give me the boy I always wanted.
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  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 it doesn't explain the people witnessed by others of bursting into flames in front of them. starting at their mouths and burning from the inside. just bursting into flames. burping up flames and then catching fire.

    the college professor shed some light on this. phosphorus. maybe swallowed a particularly dry cracker, and the friction was like striking a match internally.

    fizz pop burn, you get exactly what you describe.
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