My dad once visted a friend who was American Indian on a farm. Incredible mechanic...still not too bright in other ways. He had about 15 fish hanging from a clothes line in the back with no heads and my dad said what the fuck are you doing. The indian said I'm letting the mercury out. LMAO. True story.
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He would wake up from another night of binging on gin, hobble over to his computer, check the Morality and Eating Meat thread, see an off topic post and ban the user before declaring another hard day's work finished and proceed to make another Singapore Sling and then take the local BART to a high class bar and bitch at the bartender for not knowing what a Lonely Island Lost in the Middle of a Foggy Sea is.
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I used to have a thing about pissing through my screen window. like from the second floor.. then it got broken down from the urine and I pushed it into the alley between our building and the next one over and pissed out the window.
One day the landlord said "a neighbor stated the strong sent of urine in the driveway (ally) was because they saw you urinating out the window. I said, Shut up you old Russian whore. I will fuck you in the garage next time your husband leaves and I will do it on the dryer.
she was down for that but then evicted us. fucking bitch got the last laugh.. some young dick and kept half of our cleaning deposit.
tru story, bruh!
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Lanny perma-banned his account. Sentenced to 9 years. Now we have no one who will penetrate your ass so deep your mouth will open like a foot-controlled garbage can lid. A sad day in Totse history.
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I like the direction that this has gone. But what y'all don't realize is that most of us niggas are NEETs, but we make money by being scummy ass mothafuckas. I buy alcohol for minors, sell weed to tourists, occasionally catfish some betamale ass mothafucka by posing ass a cute lil white bitch and having them send me some money on paypal.
Y'all "wagecucks" are bitter, need to learn to adopt the real negro lifestyle. I don't even pay no mothafuckin taxes but I have lots of jedielry and video games n shit
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Even infinityshock knows it was bordering on flooding. You can't shit out 300 shitposts a day, with 5 good posts in them, and expect not to be called on it. Finny really just doesn't give a fuck about anything, and that's OK.
thats lanny-niggers doing. theres no reason to give a fuck about a giant flaming shitfest
he banned be and deleted my post for making a post that was completely relevant to the thread and not only that, he left posts that were even more off topic
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Originally posted by Xlite
Lanny, you should start posting who you banned and what for in the news section. Its local news and does have some importance and lulz attached to it.
Its a pain to click everyone's name to figure out who's been banned or not.
Now you want to gloat? Wow!!
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