I used to do it for years on the reg, i only occasionally do it now is the toilet is too dirty to piss in. I'm more into pissing into trash cans these days.
I used to have a thing about pissing through my screen window. like from the second floor.. then it got broken down from the urine and I pushed it into the alley between our building and the next one over and pissed out the window.
One day the landlord said "a neighbor stated the strong sent of urine in the driveway (ally) was because they saw you urinating out the window. I said, Shut up you old Russian whore. I will fuck you in the garage next time your husband leaves and I will do it on the dryer.
she was down for that but then evicted us. fucking bitch got the last laugh.. some young dick and kept half of our cleaning deposit.
tru story, bruh!
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