the pat-man
Tuskegee Airman
[overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
was goofin around drifting and shit, ran through the wall on a rooftop parking lot and landed in front of the mall. fortunately it was only like 15 feet up but my back has never been right since and my buddy lost like 5 teeth on the steering wheel
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Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand bling bling. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of hardcore shitposting most of the jokes will go over a typical nigga's head. There's also bling's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his posts- his personal philosophy draws heavily from gopnik/chav literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike bling bling truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in bling's existential catchphrase "can u injekt it directry onto ur breain," which itself is a cryptic reference to the totse bbs. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Bling Blingertons' genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a bling bling tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the coroner's eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of bling's (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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Next we have Joerell who only schizo posts and replies with sexy daffy duck
Originally posted by joerell
What do we do with these two asshats? I say we drive-by spam all well-hungs threads and report all Daffy duck and off topic schizo posts. Who's with me?.
FOR THE EMPIRE! NIS MILITIA!!
EDIT
cupocheer is being added to the list for trying to front page flush with yoyoma spam
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