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Posts That Were Thanked by A College Professor

  1. Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by frala Arrested development

    You look like my sister. want to make out like we used to?
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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    you should prolly clean it you greasy pig fucker
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you smear a bunch of shit over your body beforehand it acts as a protective layer against any harmful toxins.
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    I chased the guy down that sexually assaulted my poodle .. but he pulled a Tupperware of 3 bean salad out and threw it on the pavement and I slipped .. fuqn beans and mayonnaise everywhere
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Because stereotypes are all true ..

    I let my dog out to play in the front and I turned my back for one minute and there was a white man sexually assaulting my poodle

    We had to put her down he tore her up so badly

    😭 I miss you Fe-Fe!!❤️
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  6. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    because its fun & funny
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  7. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just got through doing 30 mins manual labor in the back, helping the guys out to show them I'm a hands on team player and "one of them".

    they probably just think you're bored and getting in the way.
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  9. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i trust you all because we one big fam
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  10. Ghost Black Hole
    Fralala is one of my favorite posters. My girlfriend is always singing her praises and talking about eating her pussy so she's also good in my book.
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  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Fucking looking at me that way while I'm drinking my beer at the bar. You come in here with a woman, but you weren't even focused on her...you were looking at me. What's your fucking problem, buddy? Do I...Do these people NEED...to see me beat your ass up and down this messhall? Because I remember what you did to Barbara Sanders. She was a real nice woman and you really loved her, didn't you? You looked her in the eyes, right here at this very same pub and pulled the same GOD DAMN SHIT you want to pull now.

    Well










    It's not going to happen, buddy.

    Come on, What's up
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  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian You entertain me, like a court jester.

    NOW GET ME THAT FUCKING SANDWICH REEK!!!



    And that's how you want to get with me, is that is?

    Touch my face
    Look me in the eyes
    Tell me that you have modeled for jc penney
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  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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  14. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Create a camera program that scans for the image of cash banknotes from up to 100+ feet, use it with drones and have the drone fly over target areas and send the gps coordinates of the hits it picked up on. If if doesn't work sell the app for $4.99.
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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And at the moment of your death, you will lose 21 grams from your body weight. Your life itself weighs 21 grams.
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  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by A College Professor Comes from the food. The heat leaves through the head

    I wonder how wearing a baseball cap constantly for years on end has any significant health pros or cons. Been doing this for 6 years and i'm an idiot so...
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  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by -mal- I’m confused. I didn’t think you wanted to kiss me, mash…

    wash u mayne

    honey pluck daddy for times
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  18. Admin African Astronaut
    Diversify your portfolio with those funds.
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  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by A College Professor In the coming drought three factions will form… The rooty, the tooty, and the frooty.

    Which path will you choose!?

    *steps up from the front lines* "The names Brookes, I'll do it"
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  20. Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lol MURKT

    You had to log in to your alt account to quote yourself because no one else would ever agree with anything you ever have to say
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