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Posts That Were Thanked by A College Professor

  1. even if she does talk about sex a lot it doesn't mean her music is bad. most of the musical artists of every genre usually have one sort of focus around their music, you probably like shit like metallica or something which is basically just some guy trying to sound like a badass which is even lamer if you think about it.

    plus i mean listen to her voice, she is really good at what she does
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  2. this is something matchew and i have been discussing for a few months and it looks like it may finally come to fruition. i got my camera for taking videos and what's going to happen is i'm going to go fly out to the motel 6 where he is residing and he's going to show me around his life. first we start the day with some adderall and weed then we go on the motel tour, as mattchew uses his expert knowledge of motel freebies we go around drinking milkshakes and hitting on bitches in their 40's. after that we get on NIS to see what's going on with all the DH female's lives and talk some shit to them/hit on them. then we hit up the craigslist free section and go around to get free stuff and when we get there to pick it up we ask them if they can spare some gas money and collect that ca$h boy.

    then we hit up the wendys with the money we made, hit on the 17 year old mexican chick with hairy arms at the register, eat 5 baconators each, then we get drunk and antagonize cheap hookers before going back to the hotel room, snorting more adderall and shitposting all night long
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  3. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Posting in a krolo thred
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  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by chzbrgr K, well
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  5. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I was coming home from picking up my check sippin a brew and my neighbors were outside flipping their wigs there was a huge snake out in the court yard. And being the beta I am I called 311 animal control and the lady thought I was joking, she was asking me stupid questions like "is it a python?" and just all the bs and I was like if you'll let me finish talking you will know what I know, plus I don't think pythons are even in this part of the country and she hung up on me.

    So I let me cat out to back me up and came out with a steak knife as im not allowed to own guns, i told everyone to stand back and started throwing rocks at it. and cussing it out because it was hissing at me, i hit him right in the face with one of the rocks and he slithered away like the snake twat he was. fucking disgusting

    the cops came and told me he's just a rat snake and to watch out for them because they climb up trees and fall down on rodents to kill them (pretty creepy if you ask me) my neighbor liz took me out for a snow cone afterwards

    i fucking hate snakes. my coworker / friend when I first met him invited me to his place and he pulled up a tarp from the floor and like a 100 roaches ran up the wall like joes apartment and I was grossed out then I turn to my left to look away and theres 4 snakes in tupawear containers, fucking disgusting. I was like hey bud can we just go to bar flys?

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  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Man, I'd go shop at Walmart.
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by chzbrgr If any of you call, text, or harass me via my phone number in any way, I will post your phone numbers and report you to the police.

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  8. CandyRein Black Hole




    So cute💖😋



    🙃

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  9. Bueno motherfucker
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by A College Professor post phlegmmies and stfu!

    Sorry sir!!

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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Their results showed that people with lower intellect preferred music with lyrics, rather than complex orchestrations.

    What about complex orchestrations with lyrics?

    Opera niggas be like...

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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you have really long arms, challenge them to Prussian roullette...

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  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Lanny is a pig

    I'd have to agree with that, to a limited extent, but it's actually more because he just truly does not give a fuck. Ever notice how when there's some actual intelligent discussion, he either disappears entirely, or he posts some empty comment like "lol" or "suck my black dick"? That's because he doesn't really care if the right thing is done, or if people get hurt, or if members get banned for bogus reasons. The Fun Bunch is all about self-gratification and self-servience. They get up in the morning, don't give a fuck, and then go to bed, not giving a fuck. Take, take, take, that's all they know how to do. If there's something in it for them, then, hey, they'll lift a finger. If not, too bad, so sad, chop, chop. The only reason he even does anything at all is because he would look stupid if he didn't, which he ends up looking like anyways.
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  14. so basically doing exactly what your thread is doing
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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    All he ever does is bitch like a woman
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  16. Ghost Black Hole




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  17. just goes to show that whites are the weakest race
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  18. Ghost Black Hole
    What's even funnier is they don't care, they agree with the government, hate racism, and love immigrants.

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  19. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol Yikes. ☺️
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  20. Ghost Black Hole
    My parents think I joined a cult. I was ranting about triangles calling people derpadews and gonts and talking to mysterious people on the internet and then I moved across the country.
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