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Posts That Were Thanked by A College Professor

  1. Originally posted by Narc Oh, I didn't realize you were one of §m£ÂgØLs mates.


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    I'm not it was a joke...I prefer pantyhose.
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  2. Ghost Black Hole
    i'd fuck a younger queen elizabeth, i've always wanted to have sex with a reptile
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  3. Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor i just stared at it and it stared at me so i blew air at it so it would keep it moving.

    is it poisonous? how the hell would i know what a violin looks like. folks the spider is out of sight now

    Pick it up and look at its belly to see if she has a red hourglass shaped tattoo.. Then its a biker bitch spidey
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  4. Ghost Black Hole
    When I worked at Sears we would put notes in the shipments that say "i'm being held against my will" and stuff like that, it was probably a bad idea but we had a good laugh.
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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Corporate bosses have no sense of humor whatsoever. It's all just mindless CYA from dummies who care a whole lot about their gigantic paychecks. No logic or sense in their heads at all. Had to endure the same kind of immature BS for decades. Like this one time I had to hack into my own company's system (Charter Communications) to get a crew of 650 agents up and running. The in-house sys admin had just done some major upgrades and everyone was locked out, including the command center's stations, due to the sys admin's idiotic failure to restore user privileges after he was done. I arrived at 5:30am to find every station locked out and the admin long gone, with 650 agents and three other off-site centers breathing down my neck. Took me about 30 minutes and I had full access. In fact, I hacked and stole the sloppy system admin's own credentials right off the system and then used them for myself to get everyone else back online. Next morning, I get called up on the red carpet, and the dumb network admin is also in there, and he wants me fired. My operations manager just told him "hey, that's what this guy does, that's why he's here, to get shit done", but the dummy went right over the operations manager's head and tried to get me fired, crying about how it would cost him $20,000 to baseline the whole system and set it all up again and find and close the loopholes I had discovered. Then I got a scolding from the Big Boss Hog down at NOC and was warned to never do that again or I'd be fired. But the thing is, if I hadn't done what I'd done, they would have lost a lot more than twenty thousand.
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  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet he gets called Stefan or Stephanie once in a while.



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet he gets called Stefan or Stephanie once in a while.

    yeah my mom calls him stephanie because his dick was in between his legs while in the womb and she always wanted a daughter.
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  7. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano im getting sick of this place. Making serious threads with actual content in it and getting 0-2 semi-quality replies is disheartening. I use to get a thanks every 6 posts, but i dont fucking care anymore and i spam like scron now and realize why he does it.

    I'm going for broke with jailbait thread and not much else. none of us give a shit and this is stupid.

    What do you mean by that i don't spam. I have barely posted in the last 2 days because all the threads are trash. My brain is just really fast and can process large amounts of data quickly so I can front page flush with no effort
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  8. None of the people in those photos was born in 1984...
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  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Bananas Could Go Extinct... Panama Disease


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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Took a pic of it done guys 💛😋



    Have a great Easter y’all
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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  12. Ghost Black Hole
    Jesus christ is everyone here over 200lbs?

    Get on the scrawny diet fatboys

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  13. Originally posted by Krow Are 50-100 round barrels legal?

    whats a 100 round barrel?
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  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Good luck with everything.
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  16. Originally posted by A College Professor nude selfys

    NOW THATS WHAT I CALL WELLHUNG
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  17. Spiders are our friends.

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  18. Ghost Black Hole
    One of my earliest memories of school was trying to find porn on ask jeeves. I was like whoa technology this is amazing.
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  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel gonts!
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  20. Ghost Black Hole
    I'll tell you this from experience spamming, Lanny doesn't do jack shit on sundays, he is usually too hung over.
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