2024-02-27 at 1:38 PM UTC
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EternityDev
Even though I had a background in software engineering, I hired contractors to build my app. I ended up wasting 6 months in developing the MVP. I learned my lessons, fired all the contractors and developed the app in 1 month.
Every time lanny drops a new phread, I say “Babe wake up, new lanny phred”. To no one.
2024-02-27 at 10:12 AM UTC
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KiwiParms??
im 18 and just graduated with a diploma in ai and analytics and i feel quite fucked cos of how high competition is
steak ranchero
donuts
fruit parfait
pie
oatmeal
bacon, eggs, biscuits + gravy
2024-02-27 at 7:36 AM UTC
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EternityDev
they made LETHAL COMPANY look like shit on purpose. its a whole mood. PS do u remember any good flash games? I got a flash game deal called Flashpoint it's like a flash player and archive source for old flash games. all i played on there so far is Javanoid ( lol it wasnt even a flash game but it does browser-java games too i guess ). I used to go to coffeebreakarcade and sites like that but now i cant even remember any of the games i played. there was some pretty fukn sick car driving game im trying to find ujeard
the only flash game i can remember playing was orgasm girl and smelling my finger , fona remembered it too but i digressed. it must be 2 adult for Flashpoint cause i dont find it on there
Anytime the grass is unmowed or someone talks shit to me on NIS , I just hum the Sanford and Son theme song and laugh and feel much better about everything. :-)
2024-02-27 at 12:37 AM UTC
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The Joys of Hot Water
okay youre one of the anus-freaks, heard
2024-02-26 at 10:46 PM UTC
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The Joys of Hot Water
how is taking a bath gay, when literally its sitting in hot water, and gets you clean plus its relaxing at the same time startreck
WHO is that in youre avvey? I wanna sniff the microscopic skin flakes and grease she leaves on the paper while writing
with a secret remote controller hidden in youre jumper and change the channel to the mexican channel during the big throw
its time for your bath, brad
I once walked into the break room at work and found a colleague standing in front of the microwave with his lunch in his hands.
What’s so unusual about that?
The microwave was running.
It was empty.
“Err, Huxaley… What are you doing?” I asked.
“I’m warming it up before I put my lunch in.” was Huxaleys reply.
Now, with a regular oven, you do need to preheat it to ensure it’s up to the required temperature before putting your food in. This is not how microwave ovens work.
I turned the microwave off and gently explained the principle of microwave cooking to him.
Huxaley was a man in his early twenties who lived at home with his mum who did everything for him. Bless him.
Thankfully he had only been in the break room a few minutes when I walked in and stopped him. The microwave was still working properly afterwards, so he hadn’t damaged it.
2024-02-25 at 7:47 PM UTC
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Did you lock the back door?
shit i forgot i had another door
Back about 1998 or 1999, Kansas City rolled out DSL service. I lived downtown just about half a mile from the main office. As soon as I heard it was an option, I called and booked an install and managed to get a morning slot on the first day of availability. Fortunately, I may have been the very first customer in the city to get the service as it is very unlikely they would have driven past any other customers when they left the shop first thing. Unfortunately, I may have been the very first customer in the city to get the service because after 8 hours or so, it still wasn't working and my room was a mess with cables and equipment.
As the tech was working diligently, I picked up some of his paperwork. Paperwork with instructions. As he was finishing for the day with a promise to be back tomorrow to continue the install, I asked him if he had done Step 'X'. He said "no, they told us not to do that in training". So after he left, I did as his printed instruction sheet directed, and magically, it worked. He seemed irritated when he showed up the next day and told him I fixed it after he left.
2024-02-24 at 10:23 PM UTC
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Replace Lanny with AI
lanny put gemini technowredgy on the forum its learning all about us now