2024-02-27 at 12:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice
I just want to feed you LSD then dress us in matching robes and eat fruit while sitting in the dark
thats lowkey really weird but not that weird. so im down
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2024-02-27 at 12:52 AM UTC
It just occurred to me that I don't have to kill them if I can blackmail them, so I don't have to be picky. All that's stopping me now is I don't want to give someone PTSD because I know what that feels like and I'm not having a midlife crisis yet.
2024-02-27 at 12:59 AM UTC
maybe someone could be something like a hitman but for kidnapping. like how people hire hitmen to take them out sometimes so their family gets the insurance money or thinks it was a murder because they dont want to remember them suiciding or whatever. well the new thing is you can hire a kidnapper to kidnap you and keep you in their house where you can just do whatever all day for a few months then after a while you can escape. that way you get a little vacation from work and family and all the demands of life and when you come back, nobodys mad at you and theyre all just super nice and still offering to do things for you so you can even more smoothly transition back into a normal workload
2024-02-27 at 1:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE
maybe someone could be something like a hitman but for kidnapping. like how people hire hitmen to take them out sometimes so their family gets the insurance money or thinks it was a murder because they dont want to remember them suiciding or whatever. well the new thing is you can hire a kidnapper to kidnap you and keep you in their house where you can just do whatever all day for a few months then after a while you can escape. that way you get a little vacation from work and family and all the demands of life and when you come back, nobodys mad at you and theyre all just super nice and still offering to do things for you so you can even more smoothly transition back into a normal workload
Some people even hire crazed hit men on themselves. And they don't want to know the time or the place. Of course, they pay the full amount up front.
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2024-02-27 at 3:36 AM UTC
That's how Enter met the love of his life and then he never posted on the forums again
2024-02-27 at 3:56 AM UTC
Anytime the grass is unmowed or someone talks shit to me on NIS , I just hum the Sanford and Son theme song and laugh and feel much better about everything. :-)
2024-02-27 at 4:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice
You're just jealous that your cats will eat your corpse while Maddie gets whisked off her feet by masked men in the Safeway parking lot.
*meant to include a box of chocolates but couldn't find one
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2024-03-01 at 2:18 AM UTC
Yeah, that's weird. But hey, we're all weird in our own ways. I got OCD.