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I paid city taxes to the WRONG city

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Fuck me in the butt.
    I even used a black lady.
    But I guess even though I work in city A I'm suppose to pay taxes to city B because something to do with an airport.
    Dumb as fuck.
    Waiting on the black lady to call me back.
  2. #2
    Fuck her.
  3. #3
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    That's not how taxes work lol sounds like u got scammed bro
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    That's what you get for paying taxes. Play stupid games win stupid prizes
  5. #5
    You should now move to that city and demand services.
  6. #6
    Sounds like double jeopardy to me. You're basically untouchable now
  7. #7
    And the rule is that now that he's paid taxes there he has to keep on paying taxes there. That's the law.
  8. #8
    He's on the hook. Nikki Heighliegh thanks him for his contribution
  9. #9
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    nikki haley will win the republicans over after some sort of black swan event takes trump out of the running and then when its her vs biden the republicans will just tell liberals theyre not real liberals if they dont support putting a woman in office plus biden just wants to go home and have damn chicken soup anyways which everyone already knows so the liberals will be forced to vote for her due to checkmating their egos in a figurative chess match against having the currently acceptable political views
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE nikki haley will win the republicans over


    Never gonna happen
  11. #11
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    oh right. i forgot taxes are a thing. thanks for reminding me
  12. #12
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by maddie oh right. i forgot taxes are a thing. thanks for reminding me

    i forgot things were a thing! thank u 4 yo service :salute:
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  13. #13
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by A College Professor i forgot things were a thing! thank u 4 yo service :salute:

    Yeah i forget to life sometimes. but yk im working on it.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE nikki haley will win the republicans over after some sort of black swan event takes trump out of the running and then when its her vs biden the republicans will just tell liberals theyre not real liberals if they dont support putting a woman in office plus biden just wants to go home and have damn chicken soup anyways which everyone already knows so the liberals will be forced to vote for her due to checkmating their egos in a figurative chess match against having the currently acceptable political views

    Trump will win because of the white hats, and then he will become the leader of the New World Order, the anti-Christ, if you will. Massive death and destruction worldwide will be next, followed by the Great Tribulation, then Armageddon - the final end of this wicked system of things.
  15. #15
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    yea me and spectral wont be here though because were the only ones here who will be raptured (actually candy posts about jesus all the time so she most likely will be as well) so we will be up at the banquet in space and shit while the rest of you are here suffering
  16. #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    I don't pay taxes, I pay network transaction fees which are the same thing a bank charges to move money except it doesn't actually cost $2 to use an ATM, it's not $2 worth of electricity or computing power, you are paying a premium to gain access to money you DO NOT OWN and can be seized and taken from you by the government at any time



    you are not paying "taxes" you are simply being charged for existing because when they assign you a number, that means the government owns you and your voluntary participation in this system is the binding legal contract that allows them to control ALL of your lives

    If you have a bank account, you are part of the problem
    If you pay taxes, you are part of the problem



    we have the technology to exchange monetary values and medium of exchange without ever touching a bank. Cash is king, but fiat money is worthless just ask people in Zimbabwe, Venezuela or Lebanon what happens when the system fucks you. Don't be caught holding the bag, he who panics first, panics best.


  17. #17
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE yea me and spectral wont be here though because were the only ones here who will be raptured (actually candy posts about jesus all the time so she most likely will be as well) so we will be up at the banquet in space and shit while the rest of you are here suffering

    A Raptor is going to attack you and spectral?

    odd.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE yea me and spectral wont be here though because were the only ones here who will be raptured (actually candy posts about jesus all the time so she most likely will be as well) so we will be up at the banquet in space and shit while the rest of you are here suffering

    Nowhere in the bible does it say there's a rapture. That's just made up bullshit to fool the people and get money for themselves. The bible says there are a select group of 144,000 humans who will go to heaven as ambassadors to Earth. Having lived hard lives and having remained steadfast in truth and righteousness, they are well equipped to have genuine empathy for the human soul, and they will carry the roles of the Watchers. The rest of the righteous people on Earth will remain on Earth in a paradise, as was the original plan right from the start in the Garden of Eden. The Plan has not changed since then. There is no Hell. The wicked die forever, and the good live everlasting life, right here on this planet. Everything will be repaired, the ecosystem, the animals, the humans, and the new system will be much improved, making the Earth in this wicked system of things seem like a mere faint shadow of what was originally intended. Everything happens for a very good reason, even the bad things. It's a sifting. A separating. A purifying process. At the end of it all, only the best of the good remains.
  19. #19
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nowhere in the bible does it say there's a rapture. That's just made up bullshit to fool the people and get money for themselves. The bible says there are a select group of 144,000 humans who will go to heaven as ambassadors to Earth. Having lived hard lives and having remained steadfast in truth and righteousness, they are well equipped to have genuine empathy for the human soul, and they will carry the roles of the Watchers. The rest of the righteous people on Earth will remain on Earth in a paradise, as was the original plan right from the start in the Garden of Eden. The Plan has not changed since then. There is no Hell. The wicked die forever, and the good live everlasting life, right here on this planet. Everything will be repaired, the ecosystem, the animals, the humans, and the new system will be much improved, making the Earth in this wicked system of things seem like a mere faint shadow of what was originally intended. Everything happens for a very good reason, even the bad things. It's a sifting. A separating. A purifying process. At the end of it all, only the best of the good remains.

    the bible is a work of fiction in its entirety and in no way, matter, shape, or form to be considered reference material for anyone considered sane
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  20. #20
    Originally posted by Ghost I don't pay taxes…


    The scribes and the chief priests then sought to get their hands on him in that very hour, but they feared the people, for they realized that he told this illustration with them in mind. And after observing him closely, they sent men whom they had secretly hired to pretend that they were righteous in order to catch him in his speech, so as to turn him over to the government and to the authority of the governor.

    And they questioned him, saying: “Teacher, we know you speak and teach correctly and show no partiality, but you teach the way of God in line with truth: Is it lawful for us to pay taxes to Caesar or not?” But he detected their cunning and said to them: “Show me a denarius. Whose image and inscription does it have?” They said: “Caesar’s.” He said to them: “By all means, then, pay back Caesar’s things to Caesar but God’s things to God.” Well, they were not able to trap him in his speech before the people, but amazed at his answer, they became silent.
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